You're a Mean One

It's not every evening you go to the theater and find a fierce linebacker opening the show. But at the Hippodrome last night, Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis ambled onstage and read the first few pages of How the Grinch Stole Christmas before the curtain went up on the musical version of that Dr. Seuss classic. Lewis actually did a pretty good job, but that should come as no surprise—he's long been one of the NFL's more theatrical players (see above). I'm just glad he didn't dance.