Max Weiss's picture
February, 8th 2012

Region Braces for Flurrypocalypse

 

With apologies to The Onion:

After an unusually brutal winter that forced some Baltimoreans to occasionally wear a coat and even a hat, the region now braces for its biggest challenge  yet: The Flurrypocalpyse.

The forecast, which calls for scattered snowflakes, has most of Baltimore preparing for a thorough and debilitating dusting.

“I’ll probably be able sweep the snow off my porch and car with a broom,” says Bill Denning, of East Baltimore. “But I may have to use a trowel or a spade. I guess this is why we train.”

Jane O’Reilly, of Essex, is worried that her sunflowers, which blossomed beautifully in early January, won’t be able to handle temperatures that might dip dangerously into the mid-30s.

“I’m freaking out a little,” she admits.

Says CEO of city schools Dr. Andres Alonso, “We are obviously monitoring the situation with great concern. We don’t want our students getting wet—or worse still—frizzy hair.”

Notes 6-year-old Owen...

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Evan Serpick's picture
February, 8th 2012

Diner Named "The Most Influential Movie of the Last 30 Years"

The cover of the March Hollywood issue of Vanity Fair asks, "What's the most influential movie of the last 30 years," then offers the following hints: "(It's not E.T., it's not Pulp Fiction, and it's not Toy Story...)"

The answer, of course, is Diner, the Baltimore-set 1982 classic directed by local treasure Barry Levinson. In an extensive story, headlined "Much Ado About Nothing," writer S.L. Price details the inspiration for and making of the film, and explains how it influenced everyone from Quentin Tarantino to Larry David. As the table of contents says, "With Diner, neophyte director Barry Levinson turned a film about nothing into a male-bonding classic, launched Mickey Rourke, Kevin Bacon, and Ellen Barkin’s careers, and spawned hits from Seinfeld to The Office."

We talked to...

Max Weiss's picture
February, 3rd 2012

President O'Malley?

Don't look now, but The New York Times is touting Governor O'Malley as a potential candidate in the 2016 Democratic Primary. (I know. . . already?) After a—let's face it—somewhat disappointing speech at the 2004 Democratic Convention, O'Malley has been slowly gaining political poise and confidence, raising his profile nationally and representing his party regularly on the Sunday morning chat shows. But The Times pits him against a potential all-star field that includes Hillary Rodham Clinton, Gov. Andrew Cuomo, and Elizabeth Warner. So do you think O'Malley has what it takes to compete?

 

Photo: The New York Times

Amy Mulvihill's picture
February, 3rd 2012

Hampdenites create DIY crosswalks

Talk about a DIY project. I love this story about Hampden residents creating their own crosswalks on The Avenue after growing frustrated waiting for the city to install them. This reminds me of the way neighborhood residents banded together to dig themselves out after the back to back blizzards of 2010. The city wasn't coming to help them, so they helped themselves. And it looks like the Hampdenites did a pretty good job, too! I might swing through Hampden this weekend and test one out.

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John Lewis's picture
February, 3rd 2012

The Castle

baltimore city jail

I was walking near Mount Vernon the other day when a woman approached me and asked, in broken English, how she could “get to the castle.” Knowing that the “state of the Ravens” press conference was starting in a few hours, I told her it was in Owings Mills.

She looked confused.

“The Ravens?” I asked.

She smiled and replied: “Poe, Edgar Allan” and looked at me expectantly.

“No, no,” I said. “Football.”

And she swung her right leg, as if kicking a soccer ball.

I chuckled and figured we’d better go back to square one. “What castle are you looking for?”

She turned and pointed to the “castle” in question—City Jail, just a few blocks away. “How do I get in?” she asked.

“You need to commit a crime,” I replied, and she, once again, looked confused, so I explained that the building in question houses drug dealers, murderers, and the like. “Oh, The Wire!” she exclaimed, before adding that she probably didn’t want to go there after all.

She thanked me and headed in the opposite direction,...

Jess Blumberg's picture
February, 2nd 2012

B'more kind of family

Now I'm the first person to make fun of stick-figure-family bumper stickers, but this? This I get can behind:

[Image: courtesy of The Baltimore Insight]

Amy Mulvihill's picture
January, 27th 2012

Is the Maryland Legislative Season Too Short?

I am wondering this today after reading this article in The Washington Post in which Katie O'Malley characterized legislative opponents of last year's narrowly defeated same-sex marriage bill as "cowards."

Though her remarks are definitely making headlines, what actually struck me was the article's next boilerplate sentence:

"The first lady’s assessment, in remarks at a national conference of gay-rights advocates in Baltimore, comes as her husband is championing a similar bill in this  year’s 90-day legislative session."

Isn't it kind of crazy that, in 2012, a state legislature charged with writing, debating, and voting on laws that will affect the lives of millions of people has only 90 days to complete its task? And that's 90 calendar days, not even working days! If there are, say, back to back blizzards and the entire state shuts down for a few days, those work days for the legislature are lost. Ninety days, to consider and complete a year's worth of work. That's a little insane, right? Especially when issues as...

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January, 26th 2012

Loss of City College Student Gave Ray Lewis Perspective After Ravens Loss

video clip of Ray Lewis's locker room speech after the Ravens' loss on Sunday has been making the rounds on Facebook and Twitter. In it, he's as inspirational as ever, saying "It ain't about one play... This year, we did what we were supposed to do, we fought as a team." Toward the end, he turns philosophical, putting the game in perspective: "There's too much pain outside of this that people are really going through," and "Let's make somebody smile when we walk out of this locker room."

In a post-game interview clip posted below, which hasn't circulated as widely, Lewis explains what he was referring to when he talked about "pain outside of this that people are really going through," retelling the story of Jedan Phillips, a senior at Baltimore City College who died of bone cancer the day before the Ravens-Patriots game.

Lewis had been mentoring Phillips and last week, Phillips' mother called Lewis and asked if he could visit him, fearing the end was near. Lewis promised to come after the Patriots game, but, of course, Phillips didn't live to see the game. "How important is life...

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Max Weiss's picture
January, 23rd 2012

Ravens fans and the 5 Stages of Grief

Billy Cundiff

 

It's clear that the whole town is in a collective state of mourning after the Ravens devastating loss yesterday, so it seemed only appropriate to share the 5 stages of grief.  

 

Denial: “Wait! He missed? But he couldn’t have missed. It was from 32 yards. He’s made that kick a hundred times. It was a gimme, an automatic, a no brainer. . . Really? He missed?!?”

 

Anger: “Step aside Bob Irsay and Jeffrey Maier, Baltimore has a new public enemy number one and his name is Billy Cundiff.”*

 

Bargaining: “Can there be post game replay? Cause I’m pretty sure Lee Evans made that catch.”

 

Depression: “Ray Lewis is going to be 37 years old next season. Ed Reed is like a walking MASH unit. This was our last best shot and we blew it.”

 

Acceptance:  “Try me again next week.”

 

 

*I’ve...

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Jess Blumberg's picture
January, 23rd 2012

In Cundiff's words

It's safe to say that Ravens kicker Billy Cundiff isn't the most popular person in Baltimore right now. In fact, I was only semi-joking when I said he might want to join the Witness Protection Program after missing last night's field goal in the AFC Championship Game against the Patriots. 

But, if you're curious about what was going through Cundiff's head before and during his kick last night, you should revisit our 2010 article by contributing writer Mike Unger called "What It Feels Like," where we asked players to describe certain moments in the game of football.

What It Feels Like...to Make a Game-winning Field Goal
Billy Cundiff, Kicker
"You’re trying to absorb the situation: What's the distance, what are the field conditions, the wind. I do my pre-shot routine, and then just act. If you prepare the right way, the rest takes care of...

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