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May 22nd, 2012

Monster Jam is Coming: FREE Tickets

For young boys, an event called "Monster Jam: Path of Destruction" is irresistible. Add in the details—a show that combines fast, reckless vehicles of all shapes and sizes, fire, and the opportunity to watch the biggest of these fast, reckless vehicles crush smaller ones—and you can imagine it would take a stadium to hold all the young (and old) boys who would flock to watch.

And it does. For the second year in a row, Monster Jam is coming to M&T Bank Stadium on Saturday, June 2nd. We went last year and the boys had a blast. I admit the whole monster truck phenomenon is new to me, but seeing it through their eyes and watching how much fun it is for them, I'm sold. If you go and it doesn't make for too long a day, go to the "Pit Party" ($10 extra) which takes place just outside the stadium before the show: Kids can climb inside monster trucks, BMX demos, face painting, balloon animals, etc. The Pit Party is from 2:30 to 5pm; seating for the show starts at 5, and the show starts at 7. A lot of people seem to come in from out of town and make a day of it.

I also had a chance to have lunch with some of the drivers (pictured) and talk to them about their work. Most started off as motorcross or ATV racers and gradually moved up to monster trucks. Although they are heavily padded and secure during the races, they say that, as a result of all the rattling they do during a show, they wear through the padding on the inside of their helmets within a few shows!

Among the other things I learned: The truck themes (Iron Man, Spiderman, etc.) are usually assigned and not chosen by the drivers (although George Balhan, far right, who helped create the identity for his truck, Mohawk Warrior, is an exception—yes, that's a mohawk, not part of the light fixture), and yes, there are monster truck groupies.

The organizers have graciously given us a 5-pack of tickets to give away. If you're interested, make sure you're a friend of Learning to Crawl on Facebook (button on the right side of this page), then leave a comment here making a case why you should win. Good luck!

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May 17th, 2012

This Sunday: BCAC Spring Festival

Last year, the Baltimore Child Abuse Center's Spring Festival (pictured) was one of our favorite events, so we're pleased that the BCAC has reprised the event for this Sunday,
May 20th from 11am to 3pm, at the Quarry Lake at Greenspring Shopping Center (just off beltway exit 22). The BCAC does incredible work, helping more than 900 kids per year, including all reported victims of child abuse in Baltimore City, with crisis counseling services, medical treatment, referrals, and more. This event is the groups's biggest fundraiser of the year, helping to sustain these important services at no cost to victims.

The event includes pony rides, face-painting, carnival games, crafts (including spin-art), moon bounces and slides, and music provided by Meredith Marx, the DJ for 100.7 The Bay, and lots of food. Tickets are $25 for the whole family, which include 20 tickets to be used for all the attractions.

This is truly a great event, and for a great cause. 

 

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May 14th, 2012

FREE Classes for Kids (and Adults) Start Tomorrow

Beginning tomorrow, the Waterfront Partnership—which has been doing great things to attract families to downtown Baltimore for a few years now—will begin offering free fitness, music, art, and language classes for kids and parents five days a week (including Saturday) and free yoga, boot camp, barre, and Zumba classes for adults on Sunday. All classes are at West Shore Park, the green space between the Science Center and the Visitor Center, next to the Walter Sondheim Fountain (pictured)—one of my kids' favorite spots in the city.

See complete schedules for kids' classes here and adult classes here.

For more info or to register, contact beth@waterfrontpartnership.org

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May 11th, 2012

Keep Em Busy

Good stuff on tap...

The Baltimore Museum of Industry is one of several really under-appreciated museums in Baltimore. If you've never been before, Saturday is Big Truck Day, and it's a great day to take the kids. I've been to truck days past, and I will never again underestimate the fun that sitting behind the wheel of a garbage truck (left) offers. Adult admission has been reduced to $2, and kids 12 znd under are free. 

Also, on Saturday is the Let's Eat Charles Street festival: The street will be closed down to stroll and sample all the great food there, visit vendors, and see lots of great bands and the Oriole bird!

Of course, Sunday is Mother's Day. Celebrate all weekend with a Mother and Daughter Tea at any Y of Central Maryland location.

 

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May 4th, 2012

More for Your Money at the Aquarium

The Aquarium has changed its format a bit as of today: Admission to the Dolphin Discovery arena is now free all day, and instead of being able to buy tickets to one of a few regularly scheduled shows, visitors can spend as much time as they want, watching short programs with the dolphins, looking at them through binoculars at viewing stations, or just watching as they are fed and trained.

My boys and I got to check out the new set-up this morning, and it was great (I finally caught a flipping Flipper on my iPhone, left). In this past, I've griped about the Aquarium, saying, among other things, "we loved the dolphin show, but it really bothers me that you have to pay extra for it." Well, as if they were listening to me, they made the show free! Granted they did raise the admission price slightly—up $5 to $29.95 for adults, and up $1 to $20.95 for kids—but it's still a better deal than before. And, as Aquarium staffers explained at the event, it just makes sense to include your best, biggest attractions as part of the general admission. "Nobody should be excluded from this," they explained. Amen.

There were also other developments that we really liked. For one thing, my boys loved the Jellies Invasion exhibit. Maybe it's because jellyfish look so completely different than anything else in the Aquarium—or maybe because they played a prominent role in Finding Nemo—but we loved looking at all the different sized jellies and even learning about how they eat and how long they live (about six months—there's a white tent on pier 5 where they're always cultivating new ones for the exhibit, which will be up for at least another year.)

Also, I'd always wished there were more activities for younger kids who might not have the patience to peruse all of the aquaria. Well, the Aquarium recently added the Children's Discovery Labratory, which had all kinds of fun stuff for the under-5 (or so) set, including a puppet theater with all kinds of sea creatures, a dress-up area, puzzles and more. I literally had to drag my kids away when it was time to go.

So glad to see such great updates to the Aquarium. We'll be back soon!

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April 19th, 2012

Dinner and Tournament!

The last time I went to Medieval Times, I was in college and it was for a friend's birthday. It was fun in the kitschy way we intended it to be, but, after going back—this time to the one in Arundel Mills—with my boys, aged, 3 and 5, I can safely say that having kids in tow vastly improves the experience.

I have some quibbles, which I'll get to in a minute, but overall, this was a great experience for the boys. Watching them stare in slack-jawed wonder at the jousting, the hawk-flying, and, particularly, the sword-fighting offered one of those awesome moments of parent joy. The story, which involved knights competing in a tournament before the king and queen, and a villain from another kingdom trying to steal the princess, was much better developed and more clear than I recall from 15 years ago. And the boys loved rooting for "our" knight (based on where we were seated), the black-and-white knight.

And the food was much better too: tasty bread, tomato soup, ribs, potato wedges and half a grilled chicken each—all served without utensils, but with plentiful handi-wipes (didn't know they had those in the realm). I even got my 3-year-old to try and love soup for the first time. And the waiters were friendly and just funny enough (the main dish was "giraffe—which I've heard tastes just like chicken") without being annoying.

Among my quibbles was that, as a first-timer, I had a hard time getting in! If you're going to take the trouble to build a massive castle, wouldn't you let visitors enter through, you know, the castle? Instead, signs on the castle doors direct visitors to enter "through the mall." Unfortunately, they didn't specify which door and, based on where we parked, we ended up trudging through a massive Best Buy to find the entrance. You, dear reader, can avoid this problem: Enter through the mall entrance to the left of the castle and you're home free.

Also, there's the violence. I knew to expect sword-fighting, of course (and the requisite stick/fork/pencil/hot dog fighting that ensued for days afterwards as my boys tried to imitate it), but I was a little surprise at the explicitness of the "killing" of the knights. I don't recall if it was the case 15 years ago, but in this "tournament," the fights were to the death. After a pair of knights fought with swords, shields, fists, etc., one would explicitly finish the other off, slicing across his belly with a flourish or some such thing, and he would be carried off. Granted, it's nothing they can't see on TV, and I wouldn't quibble with it for older kids (maybe 8 and up), but it was a little much, particularly for my 3-year-old. Also—and this is as much a quibble with the script as with the violence—I thought it was strange that the king made a big show of sparing the life of the villain after he lost a fight, sending him to jail for being willing to die for his kingdom, while five knights had just been killed fighting for the "honor" of facing him. 

Finally, there's the cost. It's $56.95 for adults, and $35.95 for kids 12 and under. That's pretty pricy, but I think you could argue that it's a pretty singular experience, akin to a Broadway-type show, plus a really big dinner. The "extras," though, seem a little excessive. Given the large ticket price, I think it would be a good gesture to include things like the "tax and processing fee," free refills, and, particularly, gratuities, all of which are extra. Before and several times after the show, servers reminded patrons that "gratuities are not included." It seems a little, pardon the pun, gratuitous to ask a family of four that just paid about $200 to get in the door, to pay another $40 (20%) in tips. It's not the fault of the servers, who were excellent. Their pay shouldn't be left up to the discretion of potentially tapped-out parents who might rightfully be feeling pinched. The show should incorporate their pay into the ticket price, even if it means bumping that price up a bit.

Okay, enough griping—I can't help it, I'm a griper—the show really is an incredible and unique experience. I think when my boys are a bit older, it might make for a great birthday party venue (there were lots of parties in attendance the night we went). Of course, then, I'll know where to park.

 

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March 26th, 2012

Circus Ticket Winners!

Thanks to everyone who entered the contest to win circus tickets! I wish I had enough to give to give them to everyone who entered. Everyone had such great stories that I generally awarded tickets on a first-come, first-serve basis.

I'm still waiting to confirm the identity of one commenter, so there may be an alternate winner. If there is, I'll announce it by the end of the day.

Winners:

Ionna Nicolescu Fleming (4 tickets), Brandi Horseman (3 tickets), Dave Cluster (2 tickets), Nicole Schindler (4 tickets), and Amy Jefferson Johnson (4 tickets).

I'm still waiting to confirm the identity of the commenter "Lisa." If I can't get a hold of her by the end of the day, I'll announce one additional winner. Congratulations all! I'll send you each individual FB messages to arrange pick-up of the tickets, but feel free to email me: sevan@baltimoremagazine.com.

To buy tickets to any show during the circus's run (through April 1st), starting at $14, click here.

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March 22nd, 2012

The Circus is AWESOME, and We've Got More Free Tickets—A Lot of Them

Last night, I took my boys to opening night of the Ringling Bros. circus at 1st Mariner Arena, and we had a an incredible time—or, rather, they had an incredible time and I love watching them have an incredible time.

Maybe they do this every year and, in the past, we've just been too late to appreciate it, but for an hour or so before show time, everyone was able to come down to the floor of the arena to see performers up close and meet them (my boys, left, were starstruck by a neon-clad clown). Clowns, jugglers, acrobats, and dancers each took turns doing mini-sets in one of the three rings, often with participation from the kids. One of the elephants demonstrated his painting skills, and there was a dress-up area, where kids could try on all manner of sequined circus gear.

The show itself was, as usual, a loud, bright, gigantic spectacle. My kids' (3 and 5 years old) favorite parts were probably the clowns' silly, slapstick skits and antics, the acrobats spinning around in giant hamster wheels, and the Moroccan strongmen. As I explained on the blog three years ago, when I went to the circus for the first time with my older son, Jack, I'm a little uneasy watching the animal performances, but the elephants, tigers, and horses definitely seemed to be a highlight for many in the audience.

In any case, the circus people were gracious enough to give me 20 MORE TICKETS to give away. These ones are for the show next Wednesday, March 28th at 7:30, so if that time doesn't work for you, please don't enter to win. They are good seats too, about 10 to 15 rows up from the floor.

To enter, please make sure you have "liked" Learning to Crawl on Facebook (there's a link on the right side of this page), and leave a comment with a cute story about your kid(s). Also, please mention how many tickets you would like (4 max per entry). The deadline to enter is noon on Monday, and I'll announce a winner then.

To buy tickets to any show during the circus's run (through April 1st), starting at $14, click here.

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March 19th, 2012

Circus Contest Winner

Thanks to those that entered our circus ticket giveaway. The winner is Brien Hebb, who offered not one, but two adorable stories:

One of my favorite things my daughter, now 8, ever said was back before she started kindergarten. It was just me and her heading to the Science Center and trying to park in the Hyatt garage. She asked, "Daddy, why do you keep driving in circles?" not realizing we were going up levels. I replied, "I'm trying to find a parking space." To which she says, "Daddy, don't you know if you keep going in circles you don't get anywhere?" Clever girl. Another favorite is when she asked me what flavor gum I had just given her. I said, "Mint with Melon Accents", She replied quickly, "I didn't know melons could talk."

Everyone else can still get tickets here! Have a great time!!

 

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March 16th, 2012

The Circus is Coming! We've Got FREE Tickets!

The highlight of my children's annual calendar comes next week, when the Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus comes to town.

I had a chance to speak with Brian Crawford Scott who, at 25, is the third-youngest Ringmaster in Ringling Brothers' 141-year history. He says this year's show, called "Fully Charged" is all about energy in it's many forms.

There will be the regular displays of "animal power," with the elephants, tigers, and horses. There will be human power, highlighted by a Mongolian troupe of strongmen, who "twirl logs the size of telephone poles above their heads." There's a high-wire troupe from Morocco, and a group of acrobats from Russia who perform aboard a giant bicycle with aircraft carrier tires.

But the highlight, says Scott, is something called "The Human Fuse." "He loads himself into a giant crossbow, lights himself on fire, and then launches the length of the arena," says the Ringmaster. "It's like the human cannonball, except you can see the whole process—and he's on fire. It’s amazing to watch."

The circus comes to the 1st Mariner Arena next Wednesday, March 21st, with shows through April 1st. You can get tickets here. OR, you can hold off until Monday, because we're giving away a four-pack of tickets to the show of your choosing... To enter, please make sure you are a friend of Learning to Crawl on Facebook (button on the right side of the page), and leave a comment below with a funny story about your kid(s). I'll announce a winner around noon on Monday!

Good luck!