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March 11th, 2009

Chris Brown Off Kids' Choice Awards

chris_brown_and_elmo.jpg After allegedly assaulting his girlfriend Rihanna, formerly kid-friendly pop star Chris Brown has wisely volunteered to withdraw his name from the list of nominees for Favorite Male Singer and Favorite Song at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards, set to take place March 28th. The move came after concerned parents launched an online petition to take Brown's name off the ballot, gathering over 5,000 signatures in a few days.

"Unfortunately, the controversy surrounding the incident last month has shifted the focus from the music to whether he should be allowed to be among those nominated," Brown's representative said in a statement. "While Chris would like to speak to his fans directly about this and other issues, pending legal proceedings preclude his doing so at this time. Once the matter before him has been resolved, he intends to do so."

It's just the latest move in Chris Brown's banishment from the world of kids' entertainment. Days after the Feb. 8th incident, SesameStreet.com removed the video clip "See The Signs," featuring Brown and Elmo, from its website (it lives on over at YouTube). My toddler Jack and I often watch videos on the Sesame Street website and that one was one of Jack's favorites. Seeing it now, of course, it totally gives me the creeps. It reminds me that, despite how much we sometimes think we "know" celebrities, we really have no idea what's going on with them.

(photo courtesy of Children's Television Workshop)

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February 13th, 2009

Pikesville Native Makes Great Kid Snacks

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A friend recently posted a status on Facebook that I think most parents can relate to: "Jeff thinks he made a big mistake by letting Adelia have her first taste of candy today."

When we limit kids to healthy stuff like fruit and yogurt, it's easy to keep them off the junk—they don't know any better. But once they've gotten a taste of candy, chips, juice, and cupcakes, as they inevitably will, it's difficult keep pushing the celery sticks.

Fortunately, one very entrepeneurial Pikesville native (and mom) has created a line of healthy, all-natural snacks that my kids—and my wife and I—love. Noha Waibsnaider, who moved from Israel to Baltimore at age 10 and graduated from Pikesville High School, started Peeled Snacks after getting her MBA from Columbia and going to work for Unilever, maker of big-name brands like Ragu and Country Crock. "I was surprised at what was considered food," says Waibsnaider, who says she was shocked at the number of chemicals, preservatives, and other non-food ingredients that go into most brands on supermarket shelves. "People deserve real food."

Since founding Peeled Snacks in 2004, Waibsnaider has introduced several lines of snack packages including dried fruit, nuts, and, occasionally, dark chocolate. They range from single fruit and nut packages of everything from bananas ("Banan-a-peel") and mangoes ("Go-Mango-man-go") to Cherries ("Cherry-go-round") and Cashews ("Cashew Later"). Our favorites are the fruit and nut packages, like "Bing Bing Cherry" (peaches, apples, bing cherries, walnuts, and cashews) and, especially, "Shock-o-late" (pears, apricots, almonds, walnuts, and dark chocolate)—which is now being sold on all JetBlue flights!

All the snacks are 100% natural and organic, with no sugar, oil, or any preservatives added. I'm not the type who typically shops organic or looks for all-natural products, but I'm amazed how fresh and full of flavor these snacks are! The nuts even come in a small, separate package within the pouch to keep everything fresh. Frankly, genius.

Not surprisingly, the Peeled Snacks brand has become a huge hit since it's launch. Oprah Winfrey, Liv Tyler, Mariah Carey, and Rachel Ray have all sung the praises of the snacks and Good Housekeeping magazine listed among its "Healthiest After-School Snacks."As a result of all the good press and word of mouth, sales doubled in 2008. Waibsnaider, who became even more aware food additives, chemicals, and preservatives with the birth of her son, Oren, last year, says that even in the tough economy, her sales are growing as Peeled Snacks appears in more stores.

In Maryland and Washington DC, you can find Peeled Snacks at Balducci's, Nordstrom, Hudson News, Organic to Go, Marriott Gift Shops, Tranquil Space, Severna Park Convenience & Deli, Big Cheese, A Blooming Basket, and online at Amazon.com and PeeledSnacks.com.

As a special promotion for Learning to Crawl readers, use the code "PARENTING" to get Free Shipping (valid on UPS ground only at www.peeledsnacks.com. Can not be combined with other promotions. Expires 3/31/09).

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February 4th, 2009

Toddler Hot Spots

35379855.jpg I grew up in Baltimore, but left after high school and returned just five months ago, this time with a 2-year-old. The nuggets of local knowledge I accumulated during my early years—best late-night diner, best coffee shop, best CD store—are not as helpful as they once were. (And frequently out of date: What ever happened to Steak n Egg in Pikesville and Funk's Democratic Coffee Spot in Fells Point? At least The Sound Garden is still around.)

These days, I'm much more keen on scouting out play areas, restaurants, museums, and other locales that will excite, entertain, occupy, and otherwise endure my little Jack. I'm always on the lookout for such places and hope folks will leave suggestions in the comments that will help my wife and I and others like us. In the meantime, here's a list of the some of our favorite spots.

Port Discovery. The area around the harbor is a trove of kid-focused attractions, but we've found that the Science Center and Aquarium, while incredibly stimulating, are really focused on older kids. Port Discovery Children's Museum, on the other hand, offers exhibits and activities specifically tailored to toddlers. Jack loves the little Royal Farms (even though mom and dad bristle at the corporate tie-in—I know, times are tough), where, unlike at the real supermarket, he can take anything he wants off the shelf. His absolute favorite exhibit is Wonders of Water, a big room with a giant kid-sized sink/play area full of fun pumps, tubes, tunnels, and toys to play with in the water (definitely bring a change of clothes, at least a shirt—I had to buy one in the gift shop my first time). Jack might live there if we gave him the option. After you dry off, the Oasis is a great, quiet area to read books or play with with puzzles and other toys. We try to arrange our visit so that we're there for Circle Times (usually 11:30), when they read stories and sing songs. I HIGHLY recommend becoming a member. For $75, you and your child get in free for a year (admission is normally $11.75 per person). And it's a little known fact that most children's museums (including Port Discovery) offer reciprocal benefits: We joined the Staten Island Children's Museum before we moved from New York and that card is still getting us free admission to Port Discovery and lots of other children's museums whenever we travel.

It's Groovy Baby. I'm a big fan of fun classes you can take with your toddler, as long as they're not too expensive. My wife usually takes Jack to the Gymboree in Owings Mills once a week and he loves it. I recently added It's Groovy Baby's music classes, taught by Ms. Bettina, to the schedule and I look forward to it every week. Classes are held in a few locations and with at least one other teacher, so I can only speak to our experience: We go to a beautiful sun-lit room at the Divinity Evangelical Lutheran Church in Towson, where the wonderful Miss Bettina leads little people ranging from infants to 3 or 4 years old in active, hands-on musical play. Lots of singing, call-and-response, movement, and instruments! Besides the kid-friendly drums and other percussion instruments, Miss Bettina often brings in real, grown up instruments like xylophones and violins for the kids to explore. It's become a real highlight of our week. I know classes fill up quickly, so if you can't find a class, you can also try Kindermusik. They have lots of locations and we had great experiences with them before we left the New York area.

Storyville. This giant play area in the Rosedale public library (pictured above) is an absolute, guaranteed home run with toddlers. Even if it's a drive—about a half-hour for us—it's worth doing at least once in a while. Specifically designed for children under 5, Storyville is a little play town, complete with a supermarket, library, construction site, theater, a house and other venues for kids to explore. At the theater, they can dress up like animals and put on (or watch) little shows; At the construction site, they can arrange slats of wood and tubes on a magnetic board and drops little balls to follow the path they create; In the house, they can play dress-up in the attic or bake muffins in the kitchen. Best of all, it's totally free. The administrators wisely only allow a certain number of kids in Storyville at a time, so you could wind up on the waiting list (the library has a nice children's section if you wind up waiting). They say weekday afternoons are the best time to go, but we've had pretty good luck on weekends too.

Rodger's Forge Tot Lot. The weather will eventually warm up again (God, I hope), and when it does, we'll head back out to this great, community-supported outdoor play area. This place is primarily meant to be for community residents (there isn't an online presence, but there's good info here) and it's somewhat of a secret from outsiders—we got lost the first time we tried to find it—so I'm hesitant to trumpet it too loudly. But it hardly seems overrun: Besides the many swings, the jungle gym, playground, and massive sand pit, the Lot's real attraction is the vast collection of donated toys. Locals traditionally bring their plastic mini-houses, mini-cars, mini-kitchens, and tricycles out to pasture here, creating a vibrant plastic mini-town. Jack's favorite was the line of mini-cars mounted on mini-ramps he could ride on like rollerc coasters. Of course, this isn't the only great playground in town. We also love Meadowood, among others.

Clementine and First Watch. We're very much still sorting out our favorite kid-friendly restaurants in the area and these two, which we've liked best, particularly for beakfast/brunch, sort of represent the yin and yang of what we're looking for. Clementine is a small, very charming spot on Harford Road with delicious food—try the muffins and the little egg casseroles—both for kids and adults. Best of all, there's a play area where kids can draw on an easel, play with dinosaurs, or build with blocks. Because of it's size, though, the place can feel a little crowded and it can be hard to get a table at peak hours. Pikeville's First Watch, on the other hand, is bright and not quite as charming—it's a regional chain, for heaven's sake—but it's the kind of place that makes dining with kids blessedly EASY. Each kid gets a coloring mat and a new packet of crayons, and the place is noisy enough that you don't have to worry about disturbing anybody. The menu has great, cheap kids options (chocolate-chip pancakes with bacon and milk or juice or $4.29) and a wide range of adult choices including some solid healthy plates (guess who's on a diet?) Best of all for parents of young kids, they open at 7 a.m. on weekends.

Please, please, I implore you to help us expand our horizons. If we're still going to First Watch and Storyville every weekend by next year, I think Jack will hate us...

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January 14th, 2009

Get Some Sleep!

screaming-baby.bmp I've just returned from the Baltimore Magazine mini-kitchen where I retrieved my second cup of coffee this afternoon (I've lost count of my total for the day). You know what the worst part of it is? I don't like coffee.

It's as if our boys, two-year-old Jack and two-month-old Ben, have conspired to keep us from getting anything resembling a decent night's sleep. My wife and I have taken to describing our nighttime sleep patterns the way veterans recall their years in combat zones.

"I got an hour or two in before Ben started shreiking his head off around ten," I might say. "I was hit with some incoming spit-up and poop and didn't get him down again until 2 a.m. I got another couple hours in before Jack approached from the right flank at 0500, looking for a glass of water."

Okay, that's a pretty extreme scenario, but sleep truly is a battle these days.

Our guru in the sleep department is Dr. Michel Cohen, our former pediatrician in New York and author of the excellent baby book The New Basics: A-to-Z Baby & Child Care for the Modern Parent. On the website for his practice, Tribeca Pediatrics, Dr. Cohen describes his philosophy as “less medicine is often the best medicine." More accurately, it could be described as "The baby's fine, you're fine, go home. Call me if anybody turns blue."

He specializes in sleep issues and, not surprisingly, he preaches a tough-love philosophy of sleep-training. When Jack was born, he recommended that, beginning at four months, we put him to bed at around 8 p.m., close the door and not open it again until 7 a.m., no matter what. When I spoke to him this week, he told me his advice had changed a little.

"I've become a little bit more hardcore, based on what I've been hearing from parents," he told me. "I now recommend that parents let the baby cry through the night beginning at two months. By three months, 95 percent of babies will have 10-12 hours on uninterrupted sleep a night."

The theory is that babies need to learn how to soothe themselves to sleep and the sooner they learn, the better for everyone. "We all wake up three or four times a night and soothe ourselves back to sleep," says Dr. Cohen. "When the baby is born, they wake up and look for comfort, but the need for closeness becomes a soothing habit."

He says that, contrary to conventional wisdom, babies do not need to eat every three hours and can learn to be content sleeping through the night, almost from birth. "I recommend parents wait until babies are two months old, not so much because the baby is finally ready, but because the parents are ready," he says, adding that parents should expect to hear their babies crying for about 40 minutes at a time, several times, for about three nights, before babies learn to soothe themselves. "At two months, parents are able to cope with the process."

The idea that babies are ready to sleep through the night from birth is backed up by our current pediatrician, Dr. Ralph Brown (who has made other delightful contributions to Learning to Craw). Dr. Brown says that while he doesn't recommend letting babies cry through the night from birth, he has several Orthodox Jewish clients who have so many children that, almost out of necessity, they sleep-train their babies from their first night home from the hospital. Their children are as happy and healthy as all the others he sees.

We tried sleep training Jack at four months. The crying periods lasted as long as an excruciating 90 minutes, and after three days, he still did not always sleep through the night. But after about two weeks of some good nights and some bad, Jack learned to soothe himself and sleep soundly through the night. He has been an excellent sleeper ever since and really never wakes up before morning (though "morning" to him sometimes means 5 a.m., usually between 6 and 7.)

We are just starting to think about sleep training Ben. One complicating factor is that Ben's room is right next to Jack's and we're worried that 90 minutes of crying will badly disrupt Jack's sleeping. This week, though, we let Ben cry himself to sleep after a late-night feeding. It took Ben about 10 minutes to soothe himself, but the crying—more like shreiking—did not seem to disturb Jack. When we're ready to let Ben soothe himself through the night, we figure we'll put a white-noise machine in Jack's room to drown it out. We also plan to let out neighbor know in advance, which is always a good idea. When we sleep-trained Jack we were in a small railroad apartment in Brooklyn, and it was if the building was in the process with us. We were sure to let everyone know in advance and, in retrospect, it might have been nice to drop off some little apology treat/gift to each apartment.

Despite Dr. Cohen's advice, we're going to wait until at least three months before sleep-training Ben. We're just not ready yet. For now, we're trying to get him down to one middle-of-the-night feeding a night, and letting him cry himself to sleep if he needs to after feedings (we used to hold/rock/bounce him until he was totally asleep). Tired though we may be, we know the end of this is near. Of course, we still won't be able to sleep past 7 a.m., even on weekends, but they go away to college at some point, right?

If you have advice or words of wisdom (or questions), please leave them in the comments on email me at sevan@baltimoremagazine.net

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January 7th, 2009

Top Baltimore Baby Names: William, Abigail and Olivia

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Greater Baltimore Medical Center, which is typically the top local hospital in number of births (4,310 last year), just released its lists of the most popular names for babies in 2008: William was the top boy's name and Abigail and Olivia tied among girl's names. Full lists below.

Boy’s Names (# of Babies)
1. William (32)
2. Ryan (31)
3. Luke (30)
4. Benjamin, Jacob, Matthew (27 each)
5. John and Noah (26 each)
6. Andrew (24)
7. James (22)
8. Ethan, Logan & Michael (21 each)
9. Dylan, Evan, Joshua, Nicholas, Samuel & Tyler (20 each)
10. Gavin (19)

Girl’s Names (# of Babies)
1. Abigail & Olivia (25 each)
2. Ava (24)
3. Emma, Sarah & Sophia (23 each)
4. Madison (22)
5. Grace (18)
6. Chloe, Emily, Hannah, Isabella, & Taylor (17 each)
7. Alyssa, Lily, Samantha (16 each)
8. Alexandra, Gabriella, Gabrielle, Julia, Lauren, London (14 each)
9. Brooke, Caroline, Mia, Natalie, & Sydney (13 each)
10. Lillian (12)

Surprisingly, Michael (Phelps) and Joe (Flacco) didn't make the list, but GBMC notes that one couple named their baby, born in the early morning hours after election day, Sasha Malia, after the incoming first daughters.

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November 26th, 2008

Exclusive Elmo QnA!

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Yes, I'm aware that Elmo is just a swath of red fur that can't talk or give a proper interview. The endless hours spent watching Sesame Street's cutest monster haven't deluded me that much (yet). But the man who created Elmo and gives him life—making millions of children giddy in the process—can talk. His name is Kevin Clash (above, all spiffed up with his creation) and he's from Baltimore! He went to Dundalk High School, graduated from Towson University and got his start doing puppet shows at the Inner Harbor. Even better: He reads Learning to Crawl!

Evan Serpick: Thanks so much for agreeing to talk

Kevin Clash: No problem. I really liked your last post [about playing the Elmo card]. That doctor was great. He gave you some good pointers.

ES: Yeah, he was great. He's since become our pediatrician.

KC: Well, there you go! I would do that, after that information. We have a wonderful research department [at Children's Television Workshop], headed by Rosemarie Trulio. When I needed some pointers when my daughter Shannon was growing up, I asked her. It's great to have those people in your pocket when you have a child.

ES: Is your daughter into Elmo?

KC: She was—well, she still is. She's 15 now. Now, I come home and she has a stack of printed-out Elmo pictures that I have to sign for her friends. So now, it's a whole different thing.

ES: But when she was growing up, I'm sure, like every kid in America, she was Elmo-crazy.

KC: It was really cute. She went through phases. Ever since she was born, Elmo was in her life. I went to a lot of show-and-tells for a lot of classes.

ES: When she was young, was it clear to her that you played this character?

KC: She went through a little chanting thing when she was about three-and-a-half. She would say 'daddy-Elmo, Elmo-daddy, daddy-Elmo!' We were so glad when she got out of that phase. Like you were saying in your article, they'll test you. She knew that I was always with Elmo, but she never really saw it as me being a puppeteer, she just saw it as two people. Then she did this thing where we would be on the phone and she would say 'Hey daddy, can I speak to Elmo?' Then I would come on as Elmo and she would say, 'Hey Elmo, I saw this doll on a commercial. It's really cool. Can you tell my daddy about it?' Elmo'd say 'Yeah, ok.' Then she'd say 'Now put daddy back on.' And then she'd say, 'Now, daddy, Elmo has something really important to tell you.'

ES: That's great. I didn't know until after I posted that article that you had Baltimore roots, and that you got your start working at the Harbor.

KC: Baltimore was a great place to grow up. I used to do Sunny Sunday down at the Harbor, where my puppet stage almost got blown into the water. We had to rig it to the stage. I used to go down every Sunday. My father would drive me down and I would put up my little stage and do my thing.

ES: How old were you at that point?

KC: Please, early teens?

ES: You started so young!

KC: Well, Sesame Street started in 1969 and I was nine years old, so I was definitely into watching Sesame, but for two reasons. One, I loved the show, but I was also trying to look at how they built the puppets and stuff like that.

ES: What about puppeteering appealed to you so early?

KC: I really don't know. My mom sewed a lot, so she taught me how to sew on a Singer sewing machine, and my dad drew a lot and he was very artistic, so I think the combination appealed to me.

ES: So, I saw that you got back to Baltimore recently for Port Discovery's 10th anniversary party.

KC: Yeah, it was great be there for that. I love Baltimore. I'll give back to Baltimore whatever they want because the city really embraced me and showed me my roots. It gave me a really nice background to come up there. Even Jim [Henson] said that. He was very pleasantly surprised how much I knew, just from being down in Baltimore. It's very neighborhoody. The Harbor was right there—a lot of stuff for kids—the Science Center, the Aquarium, all that stuff. It's great.

ES: Since I found out you were from Baltimore, I've been trying to detect if Elmo has a Baltimore accent.

KC: [laughs] I don't know if it comes out, you would have to tell me. Maybe the laugh.

ES: Obviously Elmo has become one of the most popular children's characters of all time. What do you think it is about him that appeals to kids so much?

KC: I think it's the positiveness of him, they can really relate to that. The stage that Elmo is supposed to be at—two, three years old—is the same as a lot of the kids, where everything just blows you away and fascinates you. All you want to do is have a good time. And that's why the laugh is so important, because at that age, everything is positive. And if it's not, in a second it will be. That's why the young kids relate to him. And then he has that edge, that muppet edge that Jim [Henson] always wanted us to keep, where we bring ourselves and our sense of humor into it, and that's why it works for the adults too.

ES: Yeah! There are those great moments in there. I was just watching the one where Elmo wants to be a plant like Stinky the plant and he just gets so bored by being a plant—it's hysterical!

KC: Oh, yes, yes. I think that's what's so cool. Adults get so excited when they come on the set. I remember when Whoopi Goldberg came on the set, she said she knew she had finally made it.

ES: I imagine it's a special thing for a lot of celebrities who come on the show.

KC: Oh, yeah. Also, it's very different from their lives as movie stars, where there's a whole different situation with negotiating and top-billing. When you come to Sesame Street, there's none of that. They're just coming to have a good time.

ES: And they're so charming. You get to see a side of people that's so endearing.

KC: Oh, totally! And some times the movie starts do it for their kids, because they're usually in these movies that, 9 times out of 10, they can't see.

ES: I have a neighbor whose three-year-old dressed up like a cheese this year after seeing Ben Stiller's bit on Sesame Street.

KC: [laughs] Yes! Yes! That was so funny. Yeah, we got Adam Sandler coming in next to shoot something, so we're looking forward to that.

ES: How has Elmo's character changed over the years?

KC: When I started doing Elmo, everything was very primitive, Elmo do this, Elmo do that. And we saw that that got in the way of his teaching a little bit, so he got a full vocabulary at that point and that's the only thing that really changed about Elmo.

ES: Has the voice stayed the same?

KC: Oh yeah. When I created the character, I did that voice and they loved it, so it's been the same ever since. It's getting a little more challenging for me as I get older. I wake up in the morning and I sound like Barry White. Now, it's about warming up and doing the things I need to do. I don't drink anymore, I can't be around smoke, I have to drink water more, so you find ways of doing things to keep the voice where it needs to be.

ES: You have such a deep voice. It's not a strain for you?

KC: I do a lot of audio toys and I know that I have about three hours that I can do before the highs of the falsetto starts going away. That's my limit and then I have to stop for the day.

ES: What do kids say when they see you with Elmo?

KC: They say 'Can Elmo come home with me?' It's just the sweetest. Your heart just breaks because you want to say 'Sure, you guys go home and have a play date,' but you can't do that.

ES: But they can buy their own Elmo. My son Jack has an Elmo at home and one at preschool. One day I went to pick him up and he was running around dancing with Elmo. The only way I could get him to go home was to say, 'We can go home and play with Elmo!'

KC: [laughs] It's very interesting what the pediatrician said in your article. You let them have their tantrums. It's okay to bribe. It's not detrimental to your child. I loved when he said that the child is gonna tell you 'Go screw yourself.' That was so funny. That's a child. They don't dissect anything that they say or do. I remember when I was a child and I said 'Jeez, Grandma, you got some fat feet,' because the meat was rolling over the shoes at the top. And of course, my mom was looking at me like 'You're not supposed to say that!' Kids are the best.

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November 14th, 2008

Welcoming a Baby Brother

n112177_35729950_7777.jpg Last week, my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby boy, our second.

Before the baby’s arrival, my wife and I had tried to prepare our two-year-old son, Jack, for the new addition. "Where’s your baby brother?" we would ask, and he would dutifully point to mom’s ever-expanding belly.

One unfortunate downside to this lesson was whenever daddy’s t-shirt rode up, Jack would point to the exposed flesh. "Baby brother?"

"No Jack," I’d say in no uncertain terms. "Only mommy carries baby brother. Daddy just needs to work out more."

My wife ordered the book "I’m a Big Brother Now" online and we read it faithfully before Jack went to bed every night. We played with a baby doll that Jack would hold and feed baby bottles to. We constantly told Jack what a great big brother he would be.

Yet another in a long series of parenting mistakes, apparently.

At least, according to Celia Bardoff, a local Nurse Practitioner who’s been working with babies for about 20 years.

"What we want to do is minimize 'You’re gonna get a new baby. You’re gonna be a big brother." They know it, they hear all the commotion going on, especially from the grandparents. And so, the less you make a big deal about it, the better off it is. They need to discover these things, just like everything else, in their own time."

So far, Jack seems to be adapting well to the squeaky new guy in town. He always wants to kiss and hold the new baby, to help carry the car seat around, and to help with changing diapers (sweet!) When the newbie cries, Jack mimics things he’s heard us say, like "It’s okay, baby."

Bardoff says this kind of involvement is fine, as long as he’s choosing to be involved. "He’s making that initiative himself," she says. "Make him feel a part of it but don’t shove it down his throat."

In the meantime, we’re careful to keep a lot of time open to spend with Jack, taking advantage of offers from grandparents and others to watch the baby when possible. So far, so good.

As a sidenote: I’ve been thinking a lot about why newborn babies smell so damn good! Before I had kids, I assumed that was some gobbledygook new parents spouted because they were so happy about having a baby, but it’s true! I could sit and sniff this little guy’s noggin all day! I’ve decided it must have something to do with evolution, i.e., the babies that smelled nice had a better chance of surviving because our evolutionary forebears—who managed to raise them without Bjorns or Bumbos—were more likely to take care of somebody that smelled nice than somebody who didn’t.

Thank goodness I don’t need anybody to take of me anymore. I’d die out. Got an alternate theory? Leave a comment...

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October 30th, 2008

Playing the Elmo Card

how-elmo-works-1.jpgIs two years old too young to learn about Jewish guilt?

Not in my house.

It started as kind of a joke. It seems that the instant Jack blew out the candles on his second birthday cake, he acquired the “terrible” trait that accompanies the age, as if it were among the new toys wrapped in the corner. “No” suddenly leaped to the top of the list of favorite words, passing “Mommy,” “Daddy,” and “Elmo.”

But Jack was, and is, an incredibly sweet, kind boy. Anytime anyone in a room says “ow,” he runs to their side and asks “ow?” and “kiss it?” before gifting a therapeutic kiss on the boo-boo. We’ve discovered that Jack’s kindness can outweigh his “terribleness” and we’ve used this discovery to shameful advantage. Whenever Jack refuses a kiss or hug—the hardest “no” to swallow—all I have to do is make a sad face and Jack will ask “Daddy sad?” And, if I nod, “Daddy want a hug?” Nod. Hug. Problem solved.

Except it didn’t stop there. This power was too great to be trusted to needy parents like us. When Jack refused to eat his vegetables, “Daddy sad.” When Jack wouldn’t wash his face, “Daddy sad.” Jack doesn’t want to go to bed, “Daddy sad.”

Of course, this is all very manipulative, but I didn’t really see the harm until I took it to the next level: I played the Elmo card. One night Jack really didn’t want to go to bed. He wanted to watch Elmo on TV. I pretty much had to drag him to this room, kicking and screaming, promising that he could see Elmo (the stuffed version) there. He was still unhappy when we got there, so I showed him Elmo, who he pushed away.

Then I tilted Elmo’s furry red head toward the ground and I said it: “Elmo sad.”

Jack looked up. “Elmo sad?” He grabbed Elmo, hugged him tight and repeated “sorry Elmo, sorry Elmo,” with more remorse then I’ve ever seen him show. For days, whenever he spotted Elmo, he’d continue the lament, “sorry Elmo, sorry Elmo.” He still does it and I fear I've messed with my sweet Elmo-loving boy's head.

Have things gone too far?

For answers, I talked to Dr. Ralph Brown, a pediatrician and one of the “Top Doctors” listed in the most recent issue of Baltimore magazine. Is using guilt to get Jack to do things he doesn't want to do out of bounds?

“Whatever techniques seem to get you through the day are usually fine,” he said, reassuringly. He cited recent observation studies that show two-year olds will only comply with parental requests about half the time. “You have to realize what you’re starting with, with a two-year-old,” says Dr. Brown. “Even the best, most compliant two-year-old is going to tell you ‘Go screw yourself’ 50 percent of the time. So then you gotta decide, what are you gonna do with that 50 percent when they’re just treating you like dirt.”

The doctor made some suggestions for getting past “no”:

— Try reverse psychology. “Don’t eat that vegetable, whatever you do, don’t eat it!” That usually works.

— Making games out of things, like “I bet I can pick up your toys faster than you can!”

— Guilt? No problem. “He really does want to please you—one of his goals in life is to make his parents proud of him,” says Dr. Brown. “You shouldn’t feel badly about that.” Whew!

But games and tricks won’t always work. Dr. Brown says sometimes a parent has to simply pick up a child and insist they follow parental instructions. This goes not just for dangerous situations—touching the stove, playing with knives—but from every day things like going to bed and cleaning up.

“Ultimately, it’s very important for parents to feel that they’re in charge,” he says. “If that’s not clear, it’s very unsettling for the parents to feel powerless over this two-year-old and I think it’s also very scary for the two-year-old—I mean, just think, to be running your family when you’re two years old. That’s just such a huge responsibility.”

Kids actually need and like the stability of having rules. “One of the most important words for kids to learn the meaning of is ‘no,’” says Dr. Brown, adding that parents should start teaching toddlers its meaning from about 9 months old. “When you say 'no,' you really have to take your child away from whatever they’re doing,” and give time outs when necessary.

Dr. Brown, who’s been practicing for 34 years says he can tell how parents will discipline their children by how self confident they are. “There are some parents who just have so little self-confidence that manifests itself in other areas, but when it comes to being a parent, it really is not helping your child,” he says. “If you’re not gonna let your boss treat you that way, you’re not going to let your mate come over and just hit you or bite you, why would you let a two-year-old do that to you?”

Temper tantrums are very normal for this age (check this out—especially the box on emotional development for two-year-olds—sound familiar?) “Life is very frustrating and kids at this age aren’t very good at handling frustration, so sometimes they are gonna get really upset when you tell them ‘no,’” says Dr. Brown. “It’s not a bad thing for a child to have a temper tantrum. Your goal in life should not be to keep your child from getting upset or worry about impinging their freedom.”

So, it sounds like we’ve got the go-ahead to a life of guilting our kids into submission (at least while they’re toddlers). I wonder if this works in other facets of life…

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