October, 30th 2008

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Rating: 2.5 stars

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It occurs to me that there may be one perfect audience member for a Kevin Smith film and that person is. . . Kevin Smith. Who else besides Smith would have such a taste for extreme raunch and mushy, chick-flick style romance?
But Smith’s cinematic schizophrenia may actually work to his advantage. You see, he’s not the best director of romantic comedies (although Chasing Amy had a certain shaggy charm) and he’s certainly not the best director at raunch (he tends to go too far, and isn’t quite funny enough to get away with it). But put the two sides of Smith together and you’ve got something resembling a good movie.
Which leads us to Zack and Miri Make a Porno. The title gets points for literal-mindedness (although it loses points for accessibility—when I review it on WBAL, I’ll be shortening it to the more kid-friendly Zack and Miri).
Zack (Seth Rogen) and Miri (Elizabeth Banks) are best friends and roommates—no nookie—and they’re positively broke. So they get the bright idea to make a porno film...

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October, 30th 2008

Rachel Getting Married

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Rating: 1.5 stars

I can only imagine that admirers of Jonathan Demme’s Rachel Getting Married—and they are legion—will describe it thusly: A big gumbo of human experience—laughter, sex, music, pain, friendship, family, and love—all stirred together in one rich pot.
To which I say, what a crock.
As the film starts, Kym (Anne Hathaway, who's excellent) is being let out of rehab to attend the wedding of her sister Rachel (Rosemarie DeWitt). Kym, apparently, has been an addict for 10 years—she’s extremely needy, has a big dark secret (the kind of melodramatic plot twist that undermines the supposed naturalism of the story), and tends to think the whole world revolves around her pain. Somewhere, buried deep beneath the many cluttered layers of Rachel Getting Married is actually a pretty good story about the way an addict sibling can cannibalize an entire family.
Demme is certainly interested in the ways that Kym wreaks havoc on the entire affair—but he’s equally interested in throwing a heckuva party. The wedding, actually held at the family’s rambling Victorian home in...

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October, 30th 2008

Changeling

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Rating: 2 stars

Outrage is a completely legitimate feeling for a film to evoke. Indeed, collective self-righteousness and indignation can be very cathartic for an audience. But Changeling spoon-feeds us our outrage. It’s outrage for idiots.
Angelina Jolie—sporting flapper attire and alarmingly red lipstick—plays Christine Collins, a single mother in 1920s Los Angeles. One night, she comes home late from work—she manages telephone operators (in a nifty period detail, she glides from station to station on roller skates)—and is horrified to discover that her 10 year old, Walter, is nowhere to be found. She calls the cops, but they patronizingly tell her that she should sit tight—boys will be boys; he’ll be back before night’s end. He never returns.
It so happens that just as the LAPD are launching their investigation into Walter’s whereabouts, they’re under fire by a local pastor and radio personality (John Malkovich), who aims to publicly expose the department’s greed and corruption. The LAPD needs a feel-good story—so they invent one. They reunite Christine with her son...

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October, 30th 2008

Happy-Go-Lucky

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Rating: 3.5 stars

For a completely different kind of heroine, I strongly recommend Mike Leigh’s Happy-Go-Lucky. His Poppy is willfully cheerful, loving, and giddy—at times obnoxiously so. Leigh dares to ask: Can such good cheer be threatening? If so, why? If this were an American film, Poppy would be a dumb blonde, a bright-eyed naif, a la Anna Farris in The House Bunny. But Poppy is no dummy. She’s chosen to live a life that is open and generous, and a little bit ridiculous. Featuring a brilliant turn by Sally Hawkins as Poppy, and by Eddie Marsan, who plays the bitter, closed off driver’s-ed teacher whose life is irrevocably changed by this life force.

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October, 24th 2008

High School Musical 3: Senior Year

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Rating: 2.5 stars

Teen idols have always had to suffer the indignation of having to act wholesome, even if it couldn’t be further from the truth. (David Cassidy was notoriously hooking up with groupies and getting baked on the set of The Partridge Family). Cassidy, of course, hated his squeaky clean image. The kids from High School Musical 3 seem to love theirs. (Or, at least, they fake it extremely well).
The film—the first big screen version of Disney’s runaway hit TV franchise—starts with our hero Troy Bolton (Zac Efron) on the basketball court with his East High Wildcats and—quelle horror!—they’re losing. Suddenly, from the stands emerges the white-clad figure of Troy’s girlfriend Gabrielle (Vanessa Hudgens). The two begin singing at each other—Troy’s face positively racked with intensity and teen angst; Vanessa as ethereal and dreamy as an angel. You’ll never guess who wins the game. Cheesy doesn’t begin to describe it.
And yet, who can resist? All the kids are pretty and the songs—cheerleaderish, Disneyfied versions of the kind of pop and hip-hop you hear on...

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October, 23rd 2008

Pride and Glory

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Rating: 2.5 stars

Have we simply run out of good cop stories to tell? Since Serpico, it seems that every other cop movie is some iteration of the same theme—corrupt cops,  compromised values, and torn loyalties. Sometimes, we throw in gangsters (The Departed; American Gangster). Sometimes we give it a twisted buddy angle (Training Day; Blue Steel). And sometimes, we show how all this corruption affects a cop family (We Own the Night; The Big Easy.)
Pride and Glory falls into the latter category—it’s about a big, Irish family of cops, mostly good cops who are nonetheless willing to turn a blind eye to some small-level corruption.
Ray (Edward Norton, in a credible slow burn) is the most conflicted of the bunch. He was forced to lie on the witness stand about a cop killing (that also left him physically scarred) and the experience made him so depressed and guilt-racked, he pulled himself off the streets. Now there’s been a drug bust gone wrong—four cops are dead and Ray’s police captain father (Jon Voight) has...

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October, 16th 2008

W.

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Rating: 2.5 stars

The trailers and poster art for Oliver Stone’s W. make it seem like a scathing work of satire but in reality, it’s a fairly standard biopic, with a healthy dose of Freudian speculation about the relationship between the elder Bush and his wayward son. Sure, there are some funny moments—a guy like Dubya would have to yield a few chuckles—but it’s mostly benign and dare I say . . . sympathetic? (This from the guy who gave us Natural Born Killers and JFK?)
Of course, the film is already controversial—and unprecedented. While there have been many presidential biopics—Stone has done one of his own (1995’s Nixon)—this is the first time one has been filmed while the president was still in office. In that sense, W. works best as a novelty film—and Stone seems to know it.
Why else, then, would he start the film with a “name that cabinet member” tableaux, as George W. Bush (Josh Brolin) and his advisers sit around the Oval Office coming up with the phrase Axis of Evil? You spend the first few minutes trying to figure out who’s...

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October, 16th 2008

What Just Happened?

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Rating: 2 stars

What Just Happened? is the kind of film that presupposes we want to hang out with a stressed out Hollywood producer who’s having a few very bad days.
Films like this can work—when they’re hilariously funny or rife with fresh insights—but What Just Happened? is only mildly funny and, if you’ve ever seen The Player, State and Main, or watched a single episode of Entourage, its insights are few and far between.
Still, it’s nice to see Robert DeNiro playing a real character, not a parody of himself. He’s Ben, the Hollywood producer (he’s about to be featured in Vanity Fair’s 25 Most Powerful in Hollywood issue) who’s been feeling rather powerless lately.
For starters, he’s got two ex wives—he’s even in couple’s therapy with the second (Robin Wright Penn), although it’s not to get back together, it’s to make the breakup more palatable (now that’s a good joke).
Meanwhile, his Sean-Penn-headlined action thriller just tanked at a screening because the whiny, drug-addled, would...

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October, 16th 2008

Sex Drive

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Rating: 2 stars

Turns out the ’80s teen sex comedies Losin’ It, The Last American Virgin, and The Sure Thing were cinematic classics. How else to explain why Sex Drive so shamelessly cribs from them? Oh, well. It’s not like today’s teenagers will know the difference.
Those of us over 30 can do this in our sleep: Ian (Josh Zuckerman), our sensitive, virginal, donut-shop employee hero wants to drive across the country to hook up with a “sure thing” he met on the web, and is joined by his horndog pal Lance (Clark Duke) and his tomboy best friend Felicia (Amanda Crew) who is—altogether now—secretly perfect for him.
Still, Sex Drive does have some distinguishing features—although not all good.
First the pluses: James Marsden is positively inspired as Ian’s amped up motorhead brother—a guy so rabidly homophobic he simply has to be gay himself.
Then there’s Seth Green, the film’s most unique and hilarious creation, a passive-aggressive Amish man the gang meets on the road who helps them with their engine trouble—and...

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October, 3rd 2008

Blindness

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Rating: 2 stars

Have you heard the news? People stink. They are self-serving, cowardly, cruel, and just a crisis away from abandoning all civility. Or so the producers of Blindness would have you think.

Okay, even if you buy into that premise—and I don’t—I still ask you, what’s the point in making this film? Certainly Sartre did the “hell is other people” well enough, right? Lord of the Flies showed how quickly we can lose our grip on moral decency. At the risk of sounding cynical, perhaps it’s because it gives undeniable great actors—like Julianne Moore, Mark Ruffalo—and a talented director (Fernando Mereilles) the chance to really roll around in the muck and show us how gritty they are.

As the story begins, a handsome Asian yuppie (Yuseke Isaya) is driving his Mercedes down a crowded street when he suddenly stops at a green light. He can’t see anything. He’s gone blind. A seemingly good samaritan takes him home, and then steals his car. (This is our first sign of the rather low view of mankind the film holds.)

The blind man’...

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