September, 10th 2009

Square Off v.2.0

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He’s baaaaack.
Richard Sher is relaunching his old political talk (or should I say cross-talk?) show Square Off.
I fondly remember Elane Stein kicking butt and taking names on that show. (The phrase, “You go, girl!” could’ve been invented for Elane.)
Former panelist and superlawyer Billy Murphy will again be in the mix, along with the likes of Bob and Kendel Ehrlich (anyone who listens to their WBAL show knows they’re not shy about voicing their opinions), ex-commish and current gabber Ed Norris, and car dealer/professional gadfly Scott Donahoo.
Should prove to be lively TV. And I’m confident that my man Richard will manage to keep the talk freewheeling, spontaneous, even a little feisty—but always respectful.
There’s enough toxic talk out there already, right guys?

The first episode of the new Square Off airs this Sunday, 9:30 a.m. on ABC2.

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September, 9th 2009

The September Issue

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In The September Issue, RJ Cutler’s highly entertaining documentary about the making of the famed September issue ofVogue, editor Anna Wintour proves herself to be surprisingly delightful, charming, winsome. . . Oh, who am I trying to kid? She’s an ice queen.

Indeed, the most fascinating thing about Anna Wintour is this: She’s not fascinating at all. When Meryl Streep played a thinly veiled version of her in The Devil Wears Prada, she depicted her as regal, haughty, the kind of woman who could crush you with a snide comment or withering stare. But the real Anna Wintour is mousy, somewhat bloodless, even meek at times—she’s like Andy Warhol without the wide-eyed innocence that gave him his charm.

And yet, as the film makes quite clear, she is the most influential woman in fashion. A single issue of Vogue can make or break a designer’s season—even a career. What’s more, while Vogue is populated by a bevy of talented art directors, photographers, and editorial assistants, it is...

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September, 9th 2009

9

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In a way, I wish 9 was more weird. On first blush, Shane Acker’s animated film is quite unusual—a post-apocalyptic universe where rag dolls imbued with souls fight man-made machines run amok. But once you get past the whole “whoah, our heroes are rag dolls” thing, it’s pretty conventional stuff. Sometimes it reminded me of Wall-E (a good thing, I suppose) and sometimes it reminded me of The Transformers (very definitely a bad thing) and sometimes it reminded me of Coraline, which also featured a a creepy doll universe and was also (not coincidentally) executive produced by Tim Burton.

The post-apocalyptic world, for example, while beautifully animated, resembles pretty much every other post-apocalyptic world I’ve seen in films—blown out windows, dusty streets, eerily abandoned monuments. The rag doll heroes—instead of names, their scientist creator (now dead) has given them numbers—are archetypes. Our hero 9 (the voice of Elijah Wood), is brave, curious, and naïve. His best friend 5...

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September, 3rd 2009

Extract

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Have you ever met one of those guys with loads of potential, but he just kind of fritters it away because maybe he’s too lazy, too bored, or possibly too stoned to get motivated? Extract is the movie equivalent of that guy.

We know that writer/director Mike Judge is a funny man. Office Space is justifiably a cult hit and I happen to think that Beavis and Butthead was a major work of cultural satire (no. . .really).

Extract is actually funny in fits and starts. But I kept staring at the screen thinking, “This is the best Mike Judge can do? This is the film he got excited about?” (It’s particularly frustrating considering the fact that Judge has now made a grand total of 3 movies in the past decade. His 2006 film Idiocracy, which I haven’t seen, was initially drubbed by critics, but is now being hailed as an underappreciated gem.)

Extract follows the misadventures of Joel (Jason Bateman), the owner of an extract flavor plant. Joel is a...

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August, 27th 2009

Taking Woodstock

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It takes a lot of chutzpah to do a film about the most famous concert ever and have the action go near Woodstock, along the outskirts of Woodstock, behind the scenes at Woodstock, but never show us the concert itself. It could lead to a vague sense that there’s a better movie to be seen, off screen.

And to a certain extent, I admire Ang Lee for doing it (I'm actually a huge Lee fan and even liked his much-maligned Lust, Caution). After all, the Woodstock story has been told many times before. However, the story of the small innkeepers in the Catskills who unwittingly become the host to half a million hippie guests? Now that story has not been told.

And Lee almost pulls it off.

As the film starts, we meet the dutiful son, Elliot Teichberg (newcomer Demetri Martin) and his crotchety innkeeper parents, Jake (Henry Goodman) and Sonya (Imelda Staunton). The Teichberg’s have owned their hotel for years now, and it has fallen into disrepair—Sonya barks at the customers and rations...

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August, 22nd 2009

Inglourious Basterds

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If you were to take the mind of an adolescent male and somehow fuse it with that of a sophisticated film auteur, you would end up with Quentin Tarantino. (Beavis meets Bergman, I guess you could say.)

Indeed, on its most basic level, Inglourious Basterds advances a simplistic premise: Killing Nazis is cool! And killing lots of Nazis in lots of different ways is even cooler.

No argument here. But amid all the killing, Tarantino takes time to have scenes that are breathtakingly beautiful, suspenseful, audacious, hilarious, and, yes, even reverent to the filmmakers who have preceded him (the old cinephile video store employee in Tarantino still lives on).

He tells his story in chapters. In chapter one, we meet a French dairy farmer who is harboring a family of Jews in his floorboards. Into his home comes Col. Hans Landa (Christoph Walz, deliciously sadistic), nicknamed “The Jew Hunter.” (He pretends to be offended by the handle, but secretly loves it.) What follows is a masterful pas de deux, where the unctuous Landa toys with the poor...

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August, 14th 2009

Bandslam

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Bandslam is better than it has any right to be. After all, its premise is strictly out of the Disney playbook: Geeky teen loner becomes the manager of a band, and finds himself torn between two girls, the band’s (gorgeous) rebellious lead singer and the (equally gorgeous) bookish outsider he’s partnered with in his human studies class.

And yet . . . I sensed something was up with Bandslam right out of the gate, when our hero Will (Gaelen Connell) wrote a letter to David Bowie. (Had his letter been to Nickelback, I would've known I was in for a long night.) Turns out, Will has been writing letters to Bowie for a while now, undeterred by the fact that Bowie never writes back.

My second clue that Bandslam had a few tricks up its sleeve was when I saw that Lisa Kudrow was cast as Will’s mother. You simply don’t hire an actress as wonderfully offbeat and vivid as Kudrow unless you’ve got a good reason. And Kudrow gets to do some fine work as the protective mother—yes, she smothers a bit, but we...

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August, 13th 2009

The Time Traveler's Wife

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Even though I haven’t actually read The Time Traveler’s Wife, I can definitively say this: The book is better than the movie.

How do I know this? Because Audrey Niffenegger’s novel inspired a devoted following. The film is about as inspiring as an AT&T commercial.

Clearly, in telling this story of a little girl named Clare (played as an adult by Rachel McAdams) who meets a time-traveling man named Henry (Eric Bana) and loves him from then on, the filmmakers were going for gushy, swoonyGhost-style romance. But something is missing. There’s the inherent flaw in the film’s structure: Henry’s disappearing act (his time traveling stints come on like seizures; he can’t control them) is more frustrating than tragic; and his romance with Clare is never allowed to blossom on screen—the moment we begin to see some chemistry or connection between them—poof!—he’s gone.

Some blame has to lie in the performances. Both Eric Bana and Rachel McAdams are fine actors, and easy on the eyes, but they share a similar limitation: They need...

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August, 12th 2009

District 9

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We like to think that if a spaceship filled with aliens arrived on earth, it would be a chance for enlightenment, a moment of grace.
More likely, the scenario envisioned in the ingenious District 9 would come to pass. And it ain’t pretty.

It’s 1984 in Johannesburg and a space ship has hovered over the city and stalled. On board are aliens—almost a million of them, scared and hungry—who are rounded up into a ghetto-like area (District 9), where they’re monitored by a paramilitary group, the MNU. (The MNU is particularly interested in the alien's sophisticated weaponry, which can only be fired by those with alien DNA.)

The public’s initial curiosity about the aliens, nicknamed “Prawns” because of their resemblance to the shell fish, eventually turns to suspicion, revulsion, and cries of “send the Prawns home.” Nigerian gangsters have descended upon District 9 to search for weapons and provide black market cat food (an alien favorite) and interspecies prostitution.

Now, 20 years have passed and the residents of Johannesburg want the Prawns out...

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August, 6th 2009

R.I.P. John Hughes

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"Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."-Ferris Bueller. 

Is it possible that all of us—we children of the 80s—took John Hughes for granted? His films were always just kind of there—with characters we could relate to (or aspire to be), with music that became the soundtracks of our summers, with clothing that was like cooler versions of our own wardrobes, and with such incredible empathy and respect for the teenage experience, it seemed as if we had made the films ourselves.

I mean, I just sort of assumed that every generation would have its own John Hughes, you know? Every generation would have its seminal director, the guy (or gal) who perfectly captured the zeitgeist—okay, perhaps a sunnier, glossier, more sanitized version of the zeitgeist—of teen life in America.

Instead, here's what we’ve had since John Hughes: a bunch of John Hughes wannabes. It seems like every film geared toward a teen audience since Hughes has made a nod, consciously or...

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