October, 1st 2009

The Invention of Lying

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Ricky Gervais’s The Invention of Lying is sneakily subversive. It starts out as a very clever science fiction comedy: We’re in an alternate universe where lying doesn’t exist. As such, there is no fiction, and total truth in advertising.

“A Sad Place for Hopeless Old People,” reads the sign on the entranceway to an old age  home.

“When There’s No Coke,” reads a billboard for Pepsi. (Heh.)

People, too, feel compelled to blurt out the truth: “I’m embarrassed to work  here,” says a waiter as he approaches a table where our hero Mark (Gervais) is on a date with beautiful Anna (Jennifer Garner.) “I’m out of your league,” she tells mark matter-of-factly.

When Mark gets fired from his job as a “screenwriter” (films are essentially historical readings) he finds himself in danger of being evicted. He goes to the bank to withdraw his final $300 and, in an epiphany, discovers that he can lie about the amount he has in his account. (He’s a nice guy. He says he has $800.) He has, as the title says, invented the lie....

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September, 24th 2009

Fame

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You know what has changed the most since Fame, Alan Parker’s beloved 1980 film about a New York performing arts high school? The nature of fame itself. Today, fame is a reality TV show, viral video, or testy town hall meeting away. The question isn’t who gets to be famous? It’s who doesn’t get to be famous? So the stakes are pretty low on this update—and the film clearly knows it.

I mean, say what you will about Parker’s original (I loved it), but it was made with a real affection for the young cast and a kind of messy, earnest joy. This update is as slick and calculated as a McDonald’s commercial.

Sure, there are some show stoppers. Newcomer Naturi Naughton gives Irene Cara a run for her money as Denise, the classical pianist who really just wants to sing. (Of course, I hate films that depict classical music as somehow stifling, but that’s a personal pet peeve.) And the inevitable cafeteria music extravanganza, while cheesy, is fun to watch.

But for the most part, we don’t care about these kids, whose stories are barely...

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September, 18th 2009

Jennifer's Body

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Screenwriter Diablo Cody both amused us and annoyed us with her hipster teen speak in Juno. But I loved that film for its surprising tenderness. After all, woman cannot live on snark alone.

For her second film, Jennifer’s Body, Cody dials down the contrived puns (a good thing) but also seems to have lost her emotional way. Where Juno subverted our expectations at every turn—our too-cool indie hero was actually pretty square—Jennifer’s Body, which tells the story of a mean girl (Megan Fox) who becomes possessed by a demon, goes exactly where you would expect.

“She’s not just high school evil,” explains Jennifer’s best friend Needy (Amanda Seyfried). “She’s evil evil.” (Jennifer feeds on unsuspecting teenage boys—who are so horny, they don’t notice the rats and rotted wood in her den of death.)

Cody’s trying to do a Heathers for the Facebook generation, but she doesn’t come close. The evil Queen Bee story was told much better in Mean Girls. And the high-school-...

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September, 18th 2009

Love Happens

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To say that Love Happens should’ve gone straight to video is an insult to films that have gone straight to video. The story of Burke Ryan (Aaron Eckhart, dishy but dull), a self-help guru who can’t seem to help himself, is so tone deaf, so muddled, so poorly put together, I can only assume that the parts of the movie that made sense were left on the cutting room floor.

For starters, what kind of self help guru is Burke? His mission appears to be helping people get over a recent loss, but his motto is a smarmy and facile, “I’m A-Okay!” So is Burke, whose wife died in a car accident, supposed to be a sensitive guy with real insight into human suffering (except for his own)? Or a cheesy hack?

Burke’s world is turned upside down by the arrival of florist Eloise (Jennifer Aniston). I think Eloise is supposed to be quirky and full of life—she wears hats and drives a vintage truck, tell tale movie shorthands for free-spiritedness—but the only thing we really know about her is that she’s a vandal: She writes obscure words...

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September, 16th 2009

The Informant!

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Matt Damon, sporting 30 extra pounds and an unflattering toupee and mustache, gives a bravura performance as Mark Whitacre, company man turned FBI snitch in Steve Soderbergh’s darkly comedic take on corporate crime, The Informant!

Whitacre, a real life corporate whistle blower, is a character like no other. His mind easily wanders (often at inopportune times) to banal trivialities—say, the time-saving benefits of flossing while taking a shower, the pronunciation of the word Porsche, or the failures of the metric system—but he thinks they’re deep thoughts. He has a fixation on Tom Cruise inThe Firm and sees himself as a hero in his own thrilling high-stakes drama. He’s also a liar—a fact we are alerted to pretty early on in the story, but that we (and the FBI) conveniently choose to forget.

When Whitacre, who's a VP of biochemistry at agricultural giant Archer Daniels Midland (ADM), tells his bosses that he’s been threatened by a corporate blackmailer, the FBI is sent to investigate. This makes Whitacre extremely nervous. His blindly...

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September, 10th 2009

Square Off v.2.0

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He’s baaaaack.
Richard Sher is relaunching his old political talk (or should I say cross-talk?) show Square Off.
I fondly remember Elane Stein kicking butt and taking names on that show. (The phrase, “You go, girl!” could’ve been invented for Elane.)
Former panelist and superlawyer Billy Murphy will again be in the mix, along with the likes of Bob and Kendel Ehrlich (anyone who listens to their WBAL show knows they’re not shy about voicing their opinions), ex-commish and current gabber Ed Norris, and car dealer/professional gadfly Scott Donahoo.
Should prove to be lively TV. And I’m confident that my man Richard will manage to keep the talk freewheeling, spontaneous, even a little feisty—but always respectful.
There’s enough toxic talk out there already, right guys?

The first episode of the new Square Off airs this Sunday, 9:30 a.m. on ABC2.

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September, 9th 2009

The September Issue

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In The September Issue, RJ Cutler’s highly entertaining documentary about the making of the famed September issue ofVogue, editor Anna Wintour proves herself to be surprisingly delightful, charming, winsome. . . Oh, who am I trying to kid? She’s an ice queen.

Indeed, the most fascinating thing about Anna Wintour is this: She’s not fascinating at all. When Meryl Streep played a thinly veiled version of her in The Devil Wears Prada, she depicted her as regal, haughty, the kind of woman who could crush you with a snide comment or withering stare. But the real Anna Wintour is mousy, somewhat bloodless, even meek at times—she’s like Andy Warhol without the wide-eyed innocence that gave him his charm.

And yet, as the film makes quite clear, she is the most influential woman in fashion. A single issue of Vogue can make or break a designer’s season—even a career. What’s more, while Vogue is populated by a bevy of talented art directors, photographers, and editorial assistants, it is...

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September, 9th 2009

9

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In a way, I wish 9 was more weird. On first blush, Shane Acker’s animated film is quite unusual—a post-apocalyptic universe where rag dolls imbued with souls fight man-made machines run amok. But once you get past the whole “whoah, our heroes are rag dolls” thing, it’s pretty conventional stuff. Sometimes it reminded me of Wall-E (a good thing, I suppose) and sometimes it reminded me of The Transformers (very definitely a bad thing) and sometimes it reminded me of Coraline, which also featured a a creepy doll universe and was also (not coincidentally) executive produced by Tim Burton.

The post-apocalyptic world, for example, while beautifully animated, resembles pretty much every other post-apocalyptic world I’ve seen in films—blown out windows, dusty streets, eerily abandoned monuments. The rag doll heroes—instead of names, their scientist creator (now dead) has given them numbers—are archetypes. Our hero 9 (the voice of Elijah Wood), is brave, curious, and naïve. His best friend 5...

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September, 3rd 2009

Extract

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Have you ever met one of those guys with loads of potential, but he just kind of fritters it away because maybe he’s too lazy, too bored, or possibly too stoned to get motivated? Extract is the movie equivalent of that guy.

We know that writer/director Mike Judge is a funny man. Office Space is justifiably a cult hit and I happen to think that Beavis and Butthead was a major work of cultural satire (no. . .really).

Extract is actually funny in fits and starts. But I kept staring at the screen thinking, “This is the best Mike Judge can do? This is the film he got excited about?” (It’s particularly frustrating considering the fact that Judge has now made a grand total of 3 movies in the past decade. His 2006 film Idiocracy, which I haven’t seen, was initially drubbed by critics, but is now being hailed as an underappreciated gem.)

Extract follows the misadventures of Joel (Jason Bateman), the owner of an extract flavor plant. Joel is a...

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August, 27th 2009

Taking Woodstock

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It takes a lot of chutzpah to do a film about the most famous concert ever and have the action go near Woodstock, along the outskirts of Woodstock, behind the scenes at Woodstock, but never show us the concert itself. It could lead to a vague sense that there’s a better movie to be seen, off screen.

And to a certain extent, I admire Ang Lee for doing it (I'm actually a huge Lee fan and even liked his much-maligned Lust, Caution). After all, the Woodstock story has been told many times before. However, the story of the small innkeepers in the Catskills who unwittingly become the host to half a million hippie guests? Now that story has not been told.

And Lee almost pulls it off.

As the film starts, we meet the dutiful son, Elliot Teichberg (newcomer Demetri Martin) and his crotchety innkeeper parents, Jake (Henry Goodman) and Sonya (Imelda Staunton). The Teichberg’s have owned their hotel for years now, and it has fallen into disrepair—Sonya barks at the customers and rations...

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