June, 11th 2009

The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3

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As I was settling into my seat for the screening of The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3, a young man came up to me and asked, “Are you excited?”
“I guess,” I said (unconvincingly). “I really loved the original, so I’m not exactly sure why we needed a remake.”
“This is a remake?” the kid asked.
And there you go.
To be honest, I actually feel sorry for people whose sole experience with this film—about the hijacking of a New York subway car—comes courtesy of Tony Scott’s slickly efficient but soulless version. The original was gritty, funky, funny, and humane—positively redolent with a sense of New York City and its people.
The new flick has its moments—mostly the scenes between Denzel Washington as Walter Garber, the mild-mannered NYC transit worker, and John Travolta as Ryder, the pissed off philosopher-hijacker he must negotiate with—but Scott is clearly much more interested in keeping the action swift and the body count high than giving us a sense of place.  In Joseph Sargent’s original, we felt the  anxiety of the hostages, plus a bit of their...

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June, 9th 2009

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sky_bike_big.jpg Had drinks with the talented young filmmaker Matt Porterfield last night. After graduating from NYU Film School, he came back to Baltimore to make the critically acclaimed Hamilton, a dreamy, elegiac work about his home town. His next feature, Metal Gods is ready to shoot, with a cast (including Sky Ferreira, above), a script, and a crew lined up. Only one problem: Porterfield hasn’t raised enough money to shoot yet. And he says that Baltimore’s onerous taxes are part of the problem.  A state like Michigan, he says, has many more tax incentives for filmmakers. According to their film offices’ respective websites, a Michigan film production earns a 42 percent tax rebate compared to Maryland’s 24 percent. Likewise, a Maryland production must spend $500,000 to be eligible for the incentives; in Michigan, only $50,000 needs to be spent. (Porterfield doesn’t blame the Maryland Film Office. He says its hands are tied by the state legislature.) Porterfield notes that Detroit would be a great place to make a film...

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June, 4th 2009

The Hangover

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When the trailer for The Hangover first came out—with its promise of a bachelor party run amok (tigers! babies! Mike Tyson! oh my!)—it became an instant YouTube classic. But I wondered, could the film sustain that kind of hilarity? Could it really continue to up the ante of outrageousness?
The key to a film like this is to reveal the insanity in pieces: How did square dentist Stu (Ed Helms) lose his tooth and get married to a hooker (Heather Graham)? How did Doug the groom (Justin Bartha) get lost? Why does the hotel valet think they’re cops? Why is there a tiger in the bathroom, a baby in the closet, and a naked man in the trunk of their vintage Mercedes? And most importantly, why can’t the guys remember anything? (The in-retrospect ironic toast, the night before the mayhem? “To a night we’ll never forget.”)
The details are meted out brilliantly as the boys search for Doug and try to recreate the events of their lost evening. It would be easy to do it all in flashback, but director Todd Phillips (Old School) plays it more...

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June, 4th 2009

Every Little Step

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One of the reasons why A Chorus Line lasted 15 years on Broadway was not just because of the marvelous dancing and songwriting, or even because of the unique (at the time) behind-the-scenes glimpse at the Broadway casting process. It was because the stories of the dancers (this one too old, this one too flat-chested, this one too homely) rang so incredibly true. Turns out, they rang true because they were true.
Thirty-five years ago, A Chorus Line creator Michael Bennett assembled some dancer friends (and a giant jug of bad red wine) and recorded their stories, which were later turned into production numbers for the play. Those tapes, along with interviews with the original cast and creators (including composer Marvin Hamlisch) and archival footage of Bennett (who died of AIDS in 1987), form the backdrop to Every Little Step, a documentary about, yes, the casting...

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May, 27th 2009

Drag Me To Hell

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He’s baaaaack. Sam Raimi, the talented director who started his career with the cult comic-horror classic The Evil Dead and then gravitated to more mainstream work like A Simple Plan and The Spider Man series, has returned to the genre that made him famous. I’m happy to report that he has not gone soft.
Nope, from its straight-to-the-point title, to its pussy, oozy, “I just threw up a little in my mouth” special effects, Drag Me to Hell will make you scream with both fear and laughter. It’s a fast-paced, deliriously nasty joy ride to hell.
Baby-faced Alison Lohman is perfectly cast as loan officer Christine Brown. Her boss (David Paymer) thinks Christine is a little too compassionate toward her customers, and she’s in danger of being passed over for a promotion in favor of the smarmy suck-up Stu (Reggie Lee). So when a decrepit gypsy woman (Lorna Raver)—her false teeth are corroded and her nails are dirt-caked talons—comes into the bank asking for a third extension on...

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May, 22nd 2009

Terminator Salvation

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For a film that is supposed to be concerned with the state of humanity, Terminator Salvation lacks a beating heart. Things 'splode real good, and giant robot Terminators the size of Transformers (coming soon to a theater near you!) stomp around with authority (before 'sploding). But if you’re looking for character development, dialogue that does anything but advance the plot, or relationships of any consequence, you’ve come to the wrong place.
I understand why hack director McG (Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle) would take a stab at reviving this moribund franchise—he’s looking for his Dark Knight—but what on earth is in it for Christian Bale (who was actually in Dark Knight)?
Bale doesn’t even play the most interesting character in this film: That would be Marcus Wright (Australian newcomer  Sam Worthington), the cyborg prototype, trying to cling to his humanity. Worthington makes an impression—he’s handsome and soulfully badass. (What is it with those Australian men?). Apparently,...

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May, 15th 2009

Angels & Demons

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You think they would’ve learned their lesson. For all of the book’s massive success, The Da Vinci Code movie managed to be both over-wrought and boring. So what made Ron Howard, Tom Hanks and co. think they could do any better with Dan Brown’s less beloved Angels & Demons?The problems are roughly the same: Hanks’ character, symbologist Robert Langdon, is a dud. He is defined by three things: Improbable bravery (for a symbologist), expert knowledge of religious iconography, and a skepticism about religion in general. He’s not really a character, he’s a cipher: But lead characters in movies need distinguishing personalities: Brown (and now Ron Howard) can’t even be bothered to give Langdon a nervous tic, a bad habit, hell, a fondness for show tunes.Also, books can be filled with an air of academic authority that allow us to buy even the more far-fetched aspects of the plot. But when a book is reduced to all plot, we tend to pick up on how silly it really is.Last time we saw Langdon, he was getting to the bottom of no...

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May, 8th 2009

Next Day Air

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You have to be good—Tarantino good—to pull off a hyper violent movie where none of the characters are likeable and the humor derives from the depths of their incompetence and stupidity.
Benny Boom, the director of Next Day Air, is not that good.
His movie focuses on Leo (Donald Faison),  a stoner express mail carrier who inadvertently delivers a package containing 12 kilos of cocaine to a pair of bumbling low-rent criminals (actually, there’s three low-rent criminals; but the third sleeps through the whole ordeal.) The criminals—played by the fitfully amusing Mike Epps and Wood Harris—think they’ve hit the jackpot, and immediately try to sell the stuff to Epps’ drug dealing cousin (sexy Omari Hardwick, the closest thing the movie has to a hero). Of course, the kingpin who sent the coke will be coming after them, joined by the hen-pecked middle man (Cisco Reyes) who was supposed to receive the package, and Leo, who is blissfully unaware of his mistake (or anything else for that matter). Mos Def briefly appears as a larcenous Next Day Air employee—he has...

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May, 7th 2009

Star Trek

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I know what you’re thinking: Another Star Trek movie? Is this truly necessary after the cult TV show, the four spin-offs, the several (mostly bad) movies, and even the Trekkie subculture beginning to die-off? (The new generation of out and proud geeks now gravitate to the ComicCon festival—same crowd, different handshake.)
But guess what? The ol’ Enterprise still has lift-off, especially when in the hands of director J.J. Abrams (Lost), who brings an obvious reverence for the source material (read: he seems seriously geeked over the show), coupled with a TV guy’s understanding of character development, and a proven ability to steer a somewhat rusty franchise in the right direction (Mission Impossible III.)
This one is a prequel (they could’ve called it Star Trek: Origins, but X-Men got their first), so, obviously, casting was essential. Chris Pine oozes maverick cool as young Captain Kirk; Zachary Quinto is the logical but heartbreaking Spock, and all the other characters—from Simon Pegg’s...

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May, 4th 2009

Viva la Maryland Film Festival!

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It kicks off May 7. I was able to get a sneak peak of three films playing the festival. (Check out the festival's complete schedule here.)

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Rocaterrania

Brett Ingram’s documentary profile of visionary artist, raconteur, clothing designer, scientific illustrator, packrat, bath enthusiast, conservationist, and fantasist Renaldo Kuhler is sure to be a fan favorite. Through elaborate illustrations and notes, Renaldo has created an alternate land called Rocaterrania. At first, it’s almost impossible to perceive how detailed this world is. But as the film goes on, we discover that Rocaterrania has its own language and customs, various leaders and coups, wars, prisons, museums, houses of worship, even a small film industry. The history of Rocaterrania loosely parallels the events in Kuhler’s own lonely life (he was raised on a ranch...

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