March, 23rd 2012

The Hunger Games

 

I suppose it’s unfair to compare The Hunger Games’s Katniss Everdeen to Twilight’s Bella Swan, but it’s also inevitable. Both are the heroine narrators of a wildly popular teen trilogy. Both are introduced to sinister worlds far away from their families and forced to grow up quickly. Both are involved in a love triangle of sorts. But the similarities end there.

While Bella is awkward and accident prone (vampire Edward is positively charmed by her clumsiness), Katniss is strong of body and mind. While Bella is obsessed with a boy and willing to abandon her family (and her very humanity) to be with him, Katniss is obsessed with taking care of her own family and staying alive.

I’ve complained many times that Bella is not a character I want young girls looking up to. Katniss, on the other hand, is a heroine I would like to babysit America’s collective tween daughter.

The book The Hunger Games—about a ruling class (“the Capitol”) that keeps its commoners in line by mounting an elaborate yearly competition that pits teens against each other in a battle to the death—has become a world-wide phenomenon. I just started reading it a few days ago myself and I can already see...

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March, 15th 2012

21 Jump Street

21 Jump Street

 

From the moment rookie cops Schmidt (Jonah Hill) and Jenko (Channing Tatum) get their assignment to go undercover in a high school, because, according to their sergeant, the force’s higher-ups “lack creativity” and simply “recycle old ideas from the ’80s,” I knew I was in good hands.

Look, 21 Jump Street is hardly the first film to playfully acknowledge its own lame concept or to send up the buddy cop genre with a wink, but it certainly does it with style.

There are all sorts of clever recurring bits in this film, but among the best is the fact that, although Schmidt and Jenko are only seven years out of high school themselves—Schmidt was a brace-faced nerd and Jenko was a bullying big man on campus—all the rules have changed.

No one calls on the telephone anymore. (It’s all about texting now.) Not caring about anything, which Jenko tells Schmidt is a sure way to secure popularity, has been replaced by environmental and social activism. Nerds are now cool. Gay kids are celebrated.

“I know the culprit,” moans Jenko. “Glee.”

Another ingenious bit: Jenko is so dim-witted he has forgotten his undercover assignment name, so he ends up with the wrong identity. Now,...

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February, 27th 2012

Live, from Hater Nation! It’s the 84th Academy Awards (Or Why Billy Crystal Never Stood a Chance)

 

So I checked in with Twitter to see how everyone thought Billy Crystal did. The consensus: He was horrible.

“RIP Billy Crystal’s hosting abilities” –said @hipstermermaid

“The biggest problem with Billy Crystal's Sammy Davis Jr. impersonation is that no one knows who Sammy Davis Jr. is anymore. Or Billy Crystal” – said @carolynedgar

 “I've never done anything in my life awful enough to deserve seeing Billy Crystal as Tin Tin.” – said @MichelleCollins

"Billy Crystal is still on. Oh wait...this is The Walking Dead." – said @BeTheBoy

“Billy Crystal should not be making old people jokes, because his real face is going to get upset.” – said the writer Tad Friend (@tadfriend)

Full disclosure: I got in the act, too. (I Tweet under the handle @maxthegirl):

“This is really playing to the crucial 55 to dead demographic.” – I wrote after Billy’s opening monologue

And later, on a slightly more conciliatory note: “Weekend at Billy’s was actually not half bad.”

But here’s the thing. The past few years, there’s been a succession of hosts—Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin, Hugh Jackman, last year’s failed experiment of Anne Hathaway and James Franco, even such social...

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February, 24th 2012

Have the Oscars Lost All Their Suspense?

 

Six years ago, I went on WBAL radio and boldly announced that if Brokeback Mountain didn’t win the Academy Award, I would eat my shoe.

Well, you know the rest: I was forced to blow 60 bucks on a chocolate shoe I found at an online candy store and was later mocked by a complete stranger at the dentist’s office: “Did you chip a tooth eating your shoe?” (For what it’s worth, the overrated Crash ended up getting the nod.)

Ahhh, good times. And times, I feel, that will no longer be replicated.

One of the many problems with this newish phenomenon called “Oscar season”—a season filled with not just a surfeit of award shows (including, full disclosure, one that I vote for: the Critics' Choice Award), but an endless chamber of mirrors of prognostication, analysis, praise, backlash, backlash against the backlash, Tweeting, and live-blogging—is that it has taken almost all the suspense out of the Oscar season.

Don’t get me wrong, there have always been people who were Oscar experts, who analyzed the trajectory of a particular actor or film’s chances the way brokers follow the stock market. But those were a somewhat rarefied bunch, insider types who subscribed to the...

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February, 10th 2012

The Vow

The Vow

 

I love that the producers of The Vow says it’s “based on a true story.” That’s the moral equivalent of Days of Our Lives flashing those words across bottom of the screen when they bring an evil twin back from the dead.

Not to suggest that certain elements of The Vow aren’t true. I’m sure that there was a lovely young married couple and I’m sure that after a car accident she forgot who her husband was (indeed, they show the “real life Paige and Leo” during the end credits.) But what makes The Vow a guilty pleasure of the highest order is the structural elegance of its completely far-fetched premise. (Well, that and Channing Tatum’s abs.)

Okay, so here’s the ripped-from-the-headlines story: Paige (Rachel McAdams) and Leo (Channing Tatum) meet cute, fall in love cute, and even get married cute (sneaking after hours into the Chicago Institute of Art and reading handwritten vows off the menu of their favorite trendy café). Then, car accident—boom, bad thing. Paige wakes up and thinks Leo is one of her doctors. (The fact that she thinks Channing Tatum could ever be a doctor is the first sign of serious brain trauma.)

But here’s the far-fetched yet...

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February, 3rd 2012

Chronicle

Chronicle

 

With its found-footage aesthetic and regular-guys-get-super-powers plot, Chronicle will rightly be compared to Cloverfield or perhaps the TV show Heroes. But the film it really has the most in common with is Carrie.

As in Brian De Palma’s horror classic, our teen hero is a ticking time bomb, with a very dangerous weapon at his disposal. And like Carrie, we care about him more than we should and maybe even want to see him exact revenge on his tormenters—until we, well, don’t.

Then again, to call Chronicle a horror film isn’t quite right either. It’s a genre-mashup extraordinaire—seriously funny at times and exciting, too. For a little bit, it plays like a fantasy wish fulfillment picture—what if three regular high school kids found some sort of crazy radioactive cave (never explained, not that it matters) and emerged with super powers? What if they could control objects with their minds and then even fly? How cool would that be? (Cue Beavis and Butthead laugh.)

One of the things I loved about Chronicle is the fact that these guys have no actual clue what to do with their powers—in other words, they don’t immediately decide to don...

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January, 27th 2012

What The Artist Has in Common With Mitt Romney

 

This year’s Oscar race has been a lot like the Republican primary. The nominees have been extremely divisive (with Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close being the Herman Cain of the bunch) and the frontrunners have had a “next movie up” quality. For a while, The Descendants seemed the one to beat. Then Hugo took a small lead. Briefly War Horse surged. But all along, The Artist has been holding steady—it’s clearly the Mitt Romney of the field—and I see it, much like Mitt, capturing the big prize.

This is the first year that the number of Best Picture nominees was not predetermined. It could be anywhere from five to 10, depending on some sort of arcane algorithm involving first place votes (I’m not sure it’s ever wise to model your voting system after the BCS, but so be it. . .).

As someone who loves to prognosticate the nominees for sport (and profit) (just kidding)—not knowing the number of Best Picture nominees bugged me to no end.

But I have to admit, I was on the edge of my seat as Jennifer Lawrence and MPAA president Tom Sherak announced...

January, 19th 2012

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

Extremely Loud

 

There is nothing cuddly about Oskar Schell (Thomas Horn), the 9-year-old narrator of Stephen Daldry’s Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close. He’s fretful, voluble, socially awkward—obviously brilliant, but not entirely pleasant company. He confounds his mother (Sandra Bullock) and doesn’t seem to have any peer friends. The only person he can really relate to is his father (Tom Hanks), who sends Oskar off on elaborate reconnaissance missions, all in a sly attempt to get the boy to interact with the world.

The movie is about one last mission his father sends Oskar on—how even in death, the father is still showing his son how to live.

Yes, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close is that film—the 9/11 one—and it attempts to negotiate the massive scope of our national tragedy with the tiny world of a socially isolated little boy. A few critics have lambasted the film for being emotionally manipulative—and it certainly is heavy handed at times (this is the same Stephen Daldry who gave us the operatically depressing The Hours, after all).

But when an answering machine containing urgent messages from the World Trade Center left by Oskar’s father—delivered with escalating...

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December, 29th 2011

Diablo Cody's Hipster Camouflage

 

I’ve made no bones about the fact that I am something of a Diablo Cody fangirl. I loved Juno and Young Adult made my honorable mention list for best of this year.

But a question has been nagging at me lately: Is Diablo Cody some sort of hipster double agent? She certainly traffics in hipster-friendly environments: Her films are loaded with winking pop culture references and her heroines—who at least SEEM to be a stand-in for the screenwriter herself—are snarky and too-smart-for-their-own-good iconoclasts who wear a lot of plaid. And yet, she seems to subvert the hipster ethos at every turn.

We can start with the most obvious example of this: The fact that her eponymous heroine Juno carries her child to term. Many people have noted that abortion isn’t even a real option for Juno—certainly unexpected for such a pragmatic, unsentimental character. Not that pro-choice necessarily equals hipster, but you don’t see a lot of ironic eyewear at a so-called “Pro-Life” rally.

Sticking with that film for a sec: There’s the funny (and brilliant) bait and switch (or should I say Bateman and switch?) (sorry) on Jason Bateman’s Mark. We spend the whole movie thinking that he’s the cool guy...

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December, 27th 2011

The Artist

 

It may seem astonishing that a black-and-white silent film, made by a French director with a nearly unpronounceable last name (Michel Hazanavicius) and starring two French actors that no one in the U.S. has ever heard of (Jean Dujardin and Bérénice Bejo) would be the frontrunner to win Best Picture at this year’s Oscars.

To which I say: See the film.

Because, truly, once you see The Artist, it will all be clear. It’s made with such visual élan, such an obvious love for the medium, such joie, such wit—it’s about as irresistible as cinema gets.

When we first meet George Valentin (Dujardin), he’s a Hollywood silent film star along the lines of a Douglas Fairbanks (with a little touch of Gene Kelly thrown in). He’s almost drunk on his own swashbuckling charm—but who can blame him? Barrel-chested, light on his feet, possessing a quick, roguish smile—audiences can’t get enough of George, or his devoted sidekick, a scrappy Jack Russell terrier. (In fact, the only person who can get enough of him, it seems, is his put-upon wife, played with a perfect mask of exasperation by Penelope Ann Miller.)

One day, after a premiere, he has an accidental run-in with a wide-eyed...

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