March, 4th 2010

The Ghost Writer

 

Tony Blair should look on the bright side. At least he’s being portrayed by Pierce Brosnan. Yes, he’s also being portrayed as an adulterous war criminal who’s a pawn of the United States—but that hair!

 

In fairness, Brosnan is not playing Tony Blair. He’s playing former British Prime Minister Adam Lang, whose similarities to Blair are strictly intentional. Ewan McGregor plays The Ghost, a man famous for ghostwriting zippy autobiographies. When the aid who was helping Lang pen his memoirs dies in a mysterious drowning, the Ghost is brought in to finish the job.

In Lang’s inner sanctum—the ex-Prime Minister is holed up in a coastal property somewhere near Massachusetts—the Ghost meets Lang’s sullen wife (Olivia Williams) and his fiercely loyal (maybe too loyal) personal assistant Amelia (Kim Cattrall). He also happens to arrive exactly at the time when the news of Lang’s alleged war crimes (handing over terror suspects to the CIA for torture) are exposed.

And the Ghost might be in danger. Almost immediately...

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February, 26th 2010

The Crazies

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A zombie film by any other name—say, The Crazies—is still a zombie film. And a pretty nifty one, at that, with an ample amount of scares and gross-outs and sly humor. But a zombie film all the same.

The film starts with a wink: a desolate, apocalyptic street scene of empty streets, burning cars, and blown out businesses. Then—cue the cheery music—we're practically in Mayberry. The words "Two Days Earlier" flash across the screen.

Sheriff David Dutton (Timothy Olyphant) is watching a high school baseball game when the town drunk, Rudy, stumbles onto the field with a rifle. Rudy has a glazed look in his eyes and David—cool and studly under pressure—can't get him to lay down his gun. Bye-bye, Rudy.

Eventually more townsfolk start acting strange and doing unfortunate things like bleeding from their eyeballs. (I don't want to tell you what one upstanding dad does to his wife and son, but it will make you think twice about hiding in a closet while being chased by a zomb. .  . I mean, a crazy.)

David begins to suspect there's a connection...

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February, 25th 2010

Cop Out

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It's actually a stretch to call Kevin Smith a filmmaker. He's a funny guy with a camera. His films always are always good for a few laughs, but they are uniformly sloppy, undisciplined, and amateurish. (He peaked with Clerks, where being sloppy, undisciplined, and amateurish actually worked in his favor.)

I thought perhaps that directing a script he didn't write (in this case, screenwriting credit goes to brothers Robb and Mark Cullen) and working with a big budget star like Bruce Willis might put a little professional sheen on his work. I was wrong.

So with Cop Out we have, essentially, a Kevin Smith film. It is both profane and sentimental. It has nothing resembling a cohesive plot. It has nothing resembling a structure. And, of course, it made me laugh a lot more than several other films that boast both plot and structure.

Smith is harking back to the old cop buddy film genre—48 Hrs., Lethal Weapon, et al—and using Bruce Willis in his taciturn tough guy mode. (No need to use the...

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February, 18th 2010

Shutter Island

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I love it when a brilliant director decides to make a good old fashioned genre film: Such is the case with Shutter Island, a twitchy, twisty, psychological horror film, directed with obvious glee by Martin Scorsese with nods to Alfred Hitchcock and the best traditions of film noir and pulp fiction.

In 1952, U.S. Marshal Teddy Daniels (Leonardio DiCaprio) and his new partner Chuck (Mark Ruffalo) have been sent by ferry to the Shutter Island asylum for the criminally insane to investigate the escape of a prisoner.

Once they arrive, the "no exit" aspect of this island comes into high relief. And the island becomes its own ominous character—craggy rocks and cliffs, swaying trees, foreboding stone buildings. The patients, likewise, are hunched, toothless, menacing—exactly what the genre calls for.

A film like this is all about paranoia. "You'll never get off this island," one person after the next whispers to Teddy in conspiratorial tones. Does the hospital have secrets? Are they really conducting dangerous experiments on the patients for...

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February, 4th 2010

Dear John

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Are you a fan of watching couples gaze swooningly at the moonlight, uttering lines of dialogue like, "It actually doesn't matter where you are in the world, [the moon] is never bigger than your thumb"? (Followed by the inevitable scene of our lovers, now ocean's apart, holding up their opposable digits at the moon.)

Then have I got a movie for you!

Actually, I have a series of movies for you, all adaptations of Nicholas Sparks novels (see The Notebook, A Walk to Remember, Nights in Rodanthe, et al). Sparks novels all pretty much follow the same trajectory—couple meets, couple falls in love, couple is torn horribly asunder. The asundering agent is different every time—sometimes it's death, sometimes it's family intervention, sometimes it's religion—but everything else is roughly the same.

In the case of Dear John, the thing that conspires to keep hunky John (Channing Tatum) and sunny Savannah (Amanda Seyfried) apart is 9/11. Hey, if you're going to do melodrama, why go small?

John and Savannah meet on the beaches of Charleston, SC...

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February, 4th 2010

Fantasy Orchestra Camp

max-weiss_credit-tracey-brown1.jpg Bit off topic from my usual beat of movies and pop culture, but I wanted to share an amazing experience I had on Tuesday night. I had my debut with the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra. Well, at least that's the way I chose to word it to family and friends. In fact, I had been asked to participate in a unique program the BSO had cooked up to celebrate their 5th season at Strathmore Music Center—Rusty Musicians. The premise was simple: There are a lot of people who love music, studied music, maybe even went to conservatory, but who aren't professional musicians. Those people would relish the opportunity to get on stage at the Strathmore, be conducted by Maestra Marin Alsop herself, and perform with the world-class musicians of the BSO. Yes, it was like Fantasy Baseball Camp, only better—in Fantasy Baseball Camp, if I have my facts straight, you play with fellow amateurs as well as some retired players and coaches. With Rusty Musicians, you're on stage with the Big Leaguers, essentially backing up Brian Roberts at second base. As you might imagine,...

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February, 2nd 2010

Oscar thoughts, predictions

Here's my early take on the Oscar nominations.

Best Picture

Avatar
The Blind Side
District 9
An Education
The Hurt Locker
Inglourious Basterds
Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire
A Serious Man
Up
Up in the Air

Who was robbed: I would've loved to have seen the haunting and emotionally lucid The Messenger among the nominees. Also, 500 Days of Summer or The Hangover would've been a kick.

Whose nomination was a stretch: I shudder at these five words: The Blind Side, Oscar nominee.

Who should win: Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire.

Who will win: The Hurt Locker, which would be just fine by me (it was my second favorite film of the year).

Actor in a Leading Role

Jeff Bridges in Crazy Heart
George Clooney in Up in the Air
Colin Firth in A Single Man
Morgan Freeman in Invictus
Jeremy Renner in The Hurt Locker

Who was robbed: Ben Foster, for his raw and resonant work...

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January, 27th 2010

Edge of Darkness

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Edge of Darkness is actually better than its lame title would suggest.

It's yet another vigilante film, this time focusing on Boston detective Thomas Craven (Mel Gibson), who has a still, mournful quality—and this is before his only daughter (Bojana Novakovic) is gunned down in front of him.

At first, Craven and the rest of the Boston PD, think he was the intended target, but as Craven investigates his daughter's murder, he finds himself neck-deep in a tangly conspiracy. Turns out, the nuclear power company his daughter was interning for was doing more than just developing alternate sources of energy for the government. And it turns out, trying to blow the whistle on them was not conducive to staying alive.

This is Mel's comeback film, after his controversial arrest three summers ago, and he's made a solid, if unambitious, choice. His Detective Craven is a stock figure—the loner with a righteous mission to defend his family—but Mel infuses him with a believable air of desperation and gravitas. The film gives him ample...

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January, 21st 2010

Extraordinary Measures

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At the very least, I expected to cry. I mean, a movie based on a true story about a father struggling to get a drug on the market to save his two dying children? Two hankies, minimum.

But Extraordinary Measures, while certainly well-intentioned, is so ill-conceived, it doesn't even work on the most basic of levels. It's a tear jerker that is incapable of jerking tears.

One of the film's central problems is that it can't quite decide what to be: A treacly melodrama about the effects of catastrophic illness on a family or a behind-the-scenes look at the world of drug trials and pharmaceutical companies. That second premise would actually be kind of interesting, in the hands of a talented director of procedurals like Steven Soderbergh or Michael Clayton's Tony Gilroy. But Scottish director Tom Vaughan is clearly out of his league.

It doesn't help that his film stars Harrison Ford, comically miscast as Dr. Robert Stonehill, the renegade researcher who has created the drug (we know he's a renegade because he blares classic rock,...

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January, 15th 2010

The Lovely Bones

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Heaven is hard. No, I'm not making a religious point about the difficulty of living a life worthy of a heavenly ascent. I'll leave that to the theologians. I'm talking about the depiction of heaven in film. Some have gone with a simple clouds-and-halos approach. Others, like the misbegotten What Dreams May Come, have gone for a vast technicolor dreamscape. Either way, it's a risk. And maybe that's why so many people said that The Lovely Bones was unfilmable.

Alice Sebold's novel is narrated from above by 14-year-old Susie Salmon (played in the film by Saoirse Ronan), who matter-of-factly tells us the story of her own murder and its effect on her family, especially her father, who obsessively pursues the killer.

Director Peter Jackson captures the wistful quality of the novel-the innocence of early '70s (a time before "milk carton photos and public service announcements"); the heady rush of first love (Susie is besotted by the poetry-spouting new boy in school); the happy clutter of a well-adjusted family—and it makes the intrusion of...

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