May, 4th 2009

Viva la Maryland Film Festival!

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It kicks off May 7. I was able to get a sneak peak of three films playing the festival. (Check out the festival's complete schedule here.)

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Rocaterrania

Brett Ingram’s documentary profile of visionary artist, raconteur, clothing designer, scientific illustrator, packrat, bath enthusiast, conservationist, and fantasist Renaldo Kuhler is sure to be a fan favorite. Through elaborate illustrations and notes, Renaldo has created an alternate land called Rocaterrania. At first, it’s almost impossible to perceive how detailed this world is. But as the film goes on, we discover that Rocaterrania has its own language and customs, various leaders and coups, wars, prisons, museums, houses of worship, even a small film industry. The history of Rocaterrania loosely parallels the events in Kuhler’s own lonely life (he was raised on a ranch...

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May, 1st 2009

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

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Lately, it seems that every comic book movie down the pike can be subtitled: Or How Our Hero Got His Angst On. At this point, they should really rename the whole genre bummer books.
So, as X-Men Origins: Wolverine begins, we watch as the child version of our mutant hero kills the father he didn’t know he had (if that won’t get you a little angsty, I don’t know what will), and then goes on the lam with the glowering mutant brother he didn’t know he had. Running through the woods, they morph into their adults selves: Strapping, pumped up Hugh Jackman as Wolverine and snarly, feral Liev Schreiber as Sabretooth. We then watch scenes of the brothers fighting side by side in the Civil War, then WWII, Vietnam, and finally Iraq. Eventually, they are recruited by a smarmy government agent (Danny Huston), who wants to use them as the powerful weapons they are. Sabretooth loves all the sanctioned killing, but Wolverine doesn’t want to embrace the animal within and instead moves to peace-loving Canada, where he gets work as a lumberjack and shacks up with...

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April, 30th 2009

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

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Reimagining A Christmas Carol as a rom-com about a caddish lothario (Matthew McConaughey) who, after visitations from the ghosts of girlfriends past, present, and future, sees the error of his womanizing ways and commits to his one true love (Jennifer Garner), may’ve seemed like an ingenious concept. After all, Dickens’ classic has seen countless incarnations—as a comedy, as a musical—but as far as I know, this is its first stint as a chick flick.
But there's an inherent flaw in the concept (and execution) of Ghosts of Girlfriends Past and it reveals itself pretty quickly.
You see, by the end of A Christmas Carol, nasty ol' Ebenezer does become something of a cuddly grandfather figure to the Cratchits and Tiny Tim, but he’s not—you know—boyfriend material. And while McConaughey is certainly convincing as the sleazy, self-adoring, unrepentent lady’s man, he may be a little too convincing. We hope for much better for Garner’s witty and with-it Jenny.
Of course...

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April, 27th 2009

The Sacks of Our Tears

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Feeling a little blue that the Ravens weren’t the sexiest story of draft weekend? No obscenely over-priced contracts, no glad-handing quarterbacks, no—okay, this one hurts a bit—stud wide receivers? Instead, we selected an offensive tackle. A very, very good offensive tackle, mind you, but an offensive tackle nonetheless. Well, guess what Ravens fans? We win! Because I ask you this: Is there a major motion picture coming out about Matthew Stafford or Mark Sanchez or Michael Crabtree? No there is not. But there is one about Michael Oher, our first round pick. It’s called The Blind Side and it even stars Sandra Bullock. Here’s what it says in the press release: “The Blind Side” depicts the remarkable true story of Michael Oher, a homeless African-American youngster from a broken home, taken in by a well-to-do white family who help him fulfill his potential. At the same time, Oher’s presence in the Touhys’ lives leads them to some insightful self-discoveries of their own." Bullock will play Mrs. Touhy. Tim McGraw will play Mr. Touhy. And newcomer Quinton...

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April, 15th 2009

State of Play

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As State of Play began, I had an unexpected surge of wistfulness. After all, this film is about an intrepid newspaper reporter (Russell Crowe) investigating the suspicious death of a pretty young Capitol Hill staffer. But in this world of blogs and Twitter, aren’t movies where the hero is a reporter about to go the way of the dodo bird?
Happily, State of Play rather ingeniously sidesteps this reality by making sure that Crowe’s Cal McAffrey is constantly being reminded that he’s an endangered species. He’s forced to work with a rising star young blogger (Rachel McAdams), his tough publisher (Helen Mirren) is bemoaning a gimmicky corporate-fueled redesign, and he has to fend off accusations of irrelevance from his subjects.
“When it’s real news, it breaks through the gossip,” Cal insists (or something to that effect)—and I was surprised my colleagues at the screening didn’t give him a standing ovation.
Of course, State of Play isn’t really about the state of newspapers today, but it’s a nice little addition to...

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April, 15th 2009

17 Again

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In a way, Zac Efron is the perfect actor to play a 37-year-old man magically transplanted back into his 17-year-old body. He is a heartthrob to be sure, but he’s not at all hip. You can imagine him driving a minivan. When his character gives a passionate speech about abstinence or stares with paternal pride at his son (who has no idea it’s his dad), it feels believable. This is partly good acting on Efron’s part and partly because, in interviews, on red carpet, in life, Efron has a square earnestness about him. He’s as nice and sensible a boy as the Disney starmaking machine could hope to manufacture. (Efron has graduated, by the way. 17 Again is released by Warner Bros.)
17 Again proves that the body-swapping genre still has legs. Big, of course, remains the class of the field—butFreaky Friday (both versions), 13 Going on 30, and Peggy Sue Got Married were all entertaining diversions, and so is this.
As the film starts, it’s 1989 and 17-year-old Mike O’Donnell (Efron) has just given...

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April, 9th 2009

Hannah Montana: The Movie

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Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus) is the tween girl’s answer to Batman. For those who don’t know, during the day she is normal high school kid Miley Stewart (also Cyrus), then at night she dons a blonde wig, changes into micro minis and Lycra, and becomes international pop sensation Hannah Montana! No one ever seems to notice the resemblance.

Having never watched the Disney Channel show on which this movie is based, it didn’t occur to me that the mere thought of unmasking the real Hannah would be a cause for tween panic. I actually figured that a happy ending to the Hannah Montana series would be if the two sides of Hannah could somehow reconcile. (I mean, the show can’t go on much longer, right? Cyrus is already 16 going on 35.) Wouldn’t it be great—less stress for character and viewers alike—if she could be, I dunno, Miley Montana? Hannah Stewart?

Well, apparently not. Because at one point towards the end of Hannah Montana: The Movie, our plucky heroine runs the risk of being exposed—a tenacious British tabloid reporter has...

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April, 9th 2009

Observe and Report

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Apparently, the shopping mall is this generation’s version of hell on earth. (I love the smell of Bath and Bodyworks in the morning?) How else to explain the fact that there have been two movies about mall cops within the span of two months? I mean, even if you believe that some sort of studio espionage was involved, that still means that somewhere out there were two mall cop scripts, and the second one just got greenlit a little bit faster to keep up with the competition.

In my review of Paul Blart: Mall Cop, I called it simply too depressing to be funny. Paul Blart was such a pathetic loser I found myself cringing more often than laughing (the fact that the jokes weren’t funny didn’t help). ButObserve and Report makes Paul Blart look like an episode of Dora the Explorer. If Paul Blart merely hints at something grim and disturbing, Observe and Report ...

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April, 3rd 2009

Adventureland

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More than 10 years ago, Greg Mottola made a near-perfect indie gem, The Daytrippers, about a woman who suspects her husband of cheating and embarks on a car ride from hell to Manhattan in a wood-paneled station wagon with her squabbling parents, her kid sister, and her kid sister’s pretentious boyfriend. It was funny, it was wise, it was drolly hip. Then Mottola kind of disappeared for several years, mostly directing TV shows. Finally, he resurfaced in 2007 with the hilarious blockbuster Superbad—a film I actually loved, but that didn’t share the intimate indie sensibility of his first feature.
It’s no surprise that the ads for Adventureland trumpet: “From the Director of Superbad!” (I mean, what are they supposed to say: “From the guy who directed a few really good episodes of Arrested Development?). But that’s slightly misleading. In fact, if you split the difference between The Daytrippers and Superbad, you pretty much haveAdventureland, which has...

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April, 2nd 2009

Fast & Furious

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Rating: 1.5 stars

Oh, how the trendy have fallen. Eight years ago, two rising star actors—the beef-cakey Vin Diesel and the surfer dudeish Paul Walker—made a hit film about fast cars and fast women called The Fast and the Furious. A sequel followed—2 Fast 2 Furious—but this time only Walker appeared; Diesel, apparently, had bigger fish to fry (like, uh, The Chronicles of Riddick?). Then came a third iteration—The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift—but neither Diesel nor Walker condescended to appear in it.
Well, it’s 2009 and Walker (a pretty, but wooden actor who seems more suited to The CW then the big screen) and the brooding, sculpted Diesel (who has been passed over by The Rock and Jason Statham as the action hunks du jour) have seen their careers flat-line. So they’ve pretty much crawled back to their reliable franchise.
Hate to say it guys, but. . .you should've stayed under those rocks.
It’s been 6 years since we last saw the little speed demons. Dom (Vin Diesel) is still racing cars, leading his gang, and dating...

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