August, 11th 2011

Glee: The 3D Concert Movie

Rachel and Kurt

 

I’m not really a full-on Gleek, maybe just a touch Gleek-ish. Yes, I watch the show, but I feel it has gone markedly downhill since its first stellar half-season. The episodes are seriously hit or miss. Storylines get started and dropped— Rachel’s mother? Quinn’s painful past? Sue Sylvester’s humanity?—and, as brilliant as Jane Lynch is, she can only sabotage the glee club so many times before it becomes tiresome. The proselytizing has gotten to be a bit much, too, even for someone like me, who totally embraces Glee’s message of celebrating our differences. It’s a classic case of a show reading too much of its own good press.

But at least there’s the music, which is always fun—well, as long as Mr. Schue isn’t rapping, that is—and sometimes downright magical.

So, of course, Glee: The 3D Concert Movie was going to a have a certain base level of entertainment. How could it not? These kids are just too darn talented—especially breakout star Lea Michele, who can wrap her voice around a classic Barbra Streisand song like nobody’s business (her “Don’t Rain on My Parade” is as much of a showstopper on stage as it was on the TV show).

But we get to see the New Directions gang strut...

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August, 10th 2011

The Help

 

When you love a book—I mean really love it—you approach its screen adaptation with a curious mix of hopefulness and combativeness: “Oh, I hope they do it justice” blended with “they better not screw it up.”

So I’m happy to report that newcomer Tate Taylor’s screen version of The Help—a book that I loved, your mama loved, and, more importantly, Oprah loved—not only does the book justice, but manages to replicate many of its specific and satisfying joys.

In Jim-Crow-era Mississippi, Skeeter (Emma Stone), a recent college grad who has ambitions beyond cotillion parties and bridge club teas, wants to give a voice to the exploited and demeaned black domestic servants, aka, “the help.” So she approaches a friend’s maid, Aibileen (Viola Davis)—and asks her to share her story for a potential book.

This, of course, could have real consequences for both of them: Skeeter could lose her (already shaky) social standing; Aibileen could get fired, arrested, or worse (racial violence was running rampant in Jackson at that time). But a slow trust forms between the two women and Aibileen, inspired by a church sermon about standing up for what’s right, agrees to tell her story. Soon Aibileen’s...

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August, 4th 2011

The Change-Up

 

In this so-so comedy, already nicknamed “Freaky Friday with dudes,” Jason Bateman plays Dave Lockwood, over-worked lawyer/family man and Ryan Reynolds plays his childhood pal Mitch Planko, unemployed actor/ladies man. Throw in a drunken night, a magical water fountain that our heroes pee in (ah, the charms of the modern-day fairy tale), and, presto-chango, they swap lives.

Most of the laughs here come from the Mitch-as-Dave side of the equation. In one politically incorrect scene, Mitch essentially demonstrates how not to feed a pair of twin one-year-olds (sharp knives and electric sockets are involved). It will play well to the Go the F**k to Sleep crowd.

Another scene, where Mitch thinks Dave’s hot wife (Leslie Mann, quite amusing here) is disrobing for sexytimes, when in fact, she’s about to go to the bathroom in front of him (egad!), is a clever commentary on the sometimes neutered state of the modern marriage.

But the scenes of Dave-as-Mitch embracing the single life don’t play as well, partly because the film is so intent on reassuring us that Dave’s a stand-up guy, they don’t really let him enjoy his vacation in Ryan Reynolds’ body. (And really, what...

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July, 28th 2011

Cowboys & Aliens

 

From the Horrible Bosses, Bad Teacher, and Snakes on a Plane school of title-giving, we now have Cowboys & Aliens, which is about, well . . .yeah. I must say, though, two bold choices by director Jon Favreau: Not to call it Cowboys vs. Aliens (so as not to confuse it with Alien vs. Predator?) and, of course, the use of that jaunty little ampersand. Any hack can use the word “and” but it takes a real artist to go for the ampersand.

Okay, I mock unfairly—a bit. Cowboys & Aliens is actually kind of fun. It’s just about as literal-minded a film as you can get. Favreau doesn’t choose to reinvent or reimagine either cowboy films or alien films. Instead, he chooses to take the most obvious tropes from both genres and mash them together. It’s a fanboy stoner debate come to life: What if we took really awesome cowboys and really awesome aliens and had them, you know, fight? Who would win? Would the Indians side with the cowboys or the aliens? Would it, empirically-speaking, be the greatest film ever?

Daniel Craig, with his creviced, lived-in, ugly-handsome face is brilliantly cast as Jake Lonergan, a lone gunslinger who...

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July, 27th 2011

Crazy, Stupid, Love

Gosling, Carell

 

I had a major movie crush on the Crazy, Stupid, Love trailer, so when I say the film disappointed me, you should take that with a grain of salt. No, I won’t be ripping its posters off my bedroom wall, but I may have to reconsider that fan website.

If you’ve seen the trailer you already know that the film has one of the best rom-com casts, well, ever: The thinking woman’s hottie Ryan Gosling, plus It Girl extraordinaire Emma Stone—not to mention Julianne Moore, Steve Carell, and Kevin Bacon. (When Marisa Tomei has little more than a glorified cameo as a particularly eager woman that Carell has a one-night-stand with, you know your cast is stacked.)

Plus, those jokes: “Seriously, your abs look photoshopped!” says Stone’s Hannah when she sees the hot bod on Gosling’s womanizing Jacob.

“Thank God, we thought it was cancer” a relieved colleague says to Carrel’s Cal, upon discovering that it’s “only” Cal’s marriage that is falling apart.

“I went to see the new Twilight movie by myself,” moans Moore’s Emily, demonstrating the true depths of her midlife ennui. “And it was soooo bad.”

That’s some funny stuff, people.

The problem with Crazy,...

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July, 21st 2011

Friends With Benefits

Justin Mila

 

I think I would’ve liked Friends With Benefits a bit more if it weren’t quite so smug. It makes fun of, among other things, John Mayer, chick flicks, Third Eye Blind, and Katherine Heigl. But at its heart, it really is just a chick flick  itself—a pretty than decent one, but hardly a game changer. I wanted to say to the film, “Dude, get over yourself.”

The title of the film says it all (and how this film managed to snag that title while the similary-themed Natalie Portman/Ashton Kutcher header got saddled with the forgettable No Strings Attached is one of the great rom-com mysteries): Mila Kunis is a headhunter who recruits art director Justin Timberlake to New York (from L.A.) for a job at GQ. They become friends, then both craving a little uncomplicated sex, decide to become friends with benefits. Exactly what you expect to happen happens (game changer!).

So the question on everyone’s lips: Can Justin Timberlake carry a movie? The answer. Sure. He’s good. Not great. He’s the Topher Grace of movie stars but the Justin Timberlake of pop stars—if you get my drift.

The real revelation is Mila Kunis, who just keeps getting better and better. Beautiful, funny, oozing...

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July, 21st 2011

Captain America: The First Avenger

 

Take away the (frankly lame) 3-D and a few CGI bells and whistles, and Captain America: The First Avenger feels like the  kind of movie a little tyke might’ve sprung 10 cents for in 1945 and caught as part of a double-feature matinee.

And that’s exactly what director Joe Johnston is going for.

This is an old-fashioned movie, set during WWII and based on the popular Marvel comic book, with a 98 pound weakling named Steve (even the name Steve feels so charmingly square, doesn’t it?) who just wants to fight bullies (read: Nazis) overseas. He keeps trying to enlist, but gets rejected because he’s too frail.

But a German scientist (Stanley Tucci), with loyalties to the Allies, recognizes Steve’s true strength (of character, that is) and recruits him for a secret project: He’s going to turn into a Steve a super soldier.

So Steve goes into this sci-fi-ish looking metal chamber, surrounded by men in white lab coats, and emerges looking like, well, Chris Evans. The CGI here is great—for the film’s first half hour, they managed to plausibly shrink the buff Evans into a cute wimp (using a body double whose face is replaced by Evans’—Winklevoss-twin-style). Steve’s newly rippled...

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July, 15th 2011

He'll Ink to That!

So my friend, the uber-talented filmmaker (and recent Sondheim Award winner!) Matt Porterfield is launching his Kickstarter fundraising campaign for his newest project, I Used to Be Darker (co-written with his partner, Amy Belk) and has chosen to do it in a particularly, well, badass way. As I wrote on Matt's Facebook wall, "If Chuck Norris were launching a Kickstarter campaign, this is how he'd do it."

See for yourself. (And if you're inclined to invest in Matt's project, all the better.)

By the way, Matt has promised to get a new tattoo for every $100 invested. . . (Just kidding).

 

 

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July, 14th 2011

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

Dealthy Hallows Part 2

 

As I watched the juicy and satisfying Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2, it occurred to me how patient the series has been.

Here we were at the eighth and final film of the series (based on seven books) and we still didn’t know Harry’s exact link to the evil Lord Voldemort, still didn’t know if the brooding Severus Snape (the indispensable Alan Rickman) was good or bad (or both), still hadn’t seen Harry’s loyal sidekicks Hermione and Ron consummate their unspoken love with a kiss, and, most stunningly, still hadn’t witnessed Harry and Voldemort in any kind of epic showdown.

And yet, none of the previous films seemed like filler—each had its own internal rhythm and narrative, its own demons to slay (real and metaphorical), its own talismans to collect, its own pieces of the Harry Potter/Voldemort puzzle to be revealed. We’ve grown to love and care about these characters and we’ve been too happily ensconced in JK Rowling’s lavishly orchestrated world of muggles and wizards and enchantments to be restless.

Our patience has been rewarded: Unlike some finales that don’t quite satisfy (*cough* Lost), Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 gives us...

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July, 8th 2011

Horrible Bosses

Horrible Bosses

The premise of Horrible Bosses—three mild-mannered dudes are driven to potential homicide by their titular tormenters—is nimble enough, so its success depends largely on the, uh, execution.

It helps that the entire cast in on top of their game.

There’s Jason Bateman, the soul of put-upon decency, as Nick, whose boss (Kevin Spacey) is an unrepetant jerk who makes him jump through hoops for a promotion before gleefully giving it to himself.

There’s Jason Sudeikis as good-guy horndog Kurt, who, after the death of his mentor, must deal with the boss’s coked-up womanizing son (Colin Farrell).

And there’s Charlie Day, in a starmaking performance, as cutie-pie neurotic Dale, whose own boss (Jennifer Aniston playing way against type), is a sociopath sex fiend who really puts “her ass” into sexual harassment.

I loved when our heroes met with their first would-be hit-man—they found him on Craig’s List, probably not a good idea—and Dale, who has watched far too many Law and Order episodes, solemnly introduced himself by saying, “I am the one they call Dale.”

Later, I laughed out loud when they brought a briefcase filled with 5 grand to yet another potential gun for hire...

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