January, 21st 2009

Max's Fearless Oscar nomination predictions

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Oscar nominations are tomorrow. Here are my predictions. (Go Kate Winslet!)

BEST PICTURE
*The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
*The Dark Knight
*Frost/Nixon
*Milk
*Slumdog Millionaire

DIRECTING
*Danny Boyle – Slumdog Millionaire
*David Fincher – The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
*Ron Howard – Frost/Nixon
*Christopher Nolan – The Dark Knight
*Gus Van Sant – Milk

ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE
*Clint Eastwood – Gran Torino
*Frank Langella – Frost/Nixon
*Sean Penn -- Milk
*Brad Pitt – The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
*Mickey Rourke – The Wrestler

ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE
*Anne Hathaway – Rachel Getting Married
*Sally Hawkins – Happy-Go-Lucky
*Angelina Jolie – The Changeling
*Meryl Streep – Doubt
*Kate Winslet – Revolutionary Road

ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
*Philip Seymour Hoffman – Doubt
*Heath Ledger – The Dark Knight
*...

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January, 16th 2009

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

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Rating: 1.5 stars

Paul Blart: Mall Cop would’ve made a nice digital short. The story of an out-of-shape, over zealous mall cop (Kevin James) who takes down a band of criminals, Die-Hard-style has a few laughs. It’s funny when Blart runs after the bad guys and falls over for no apparent reason. It’s funny when he acts like he’s been badly hurt, but it’s just a tiny scratch (which he promptly covers with a Hello Kitty band-aid). It’s really funny when he charges into the bank where the hostages are being held, but first dutifully weaves his way through the bank line barrier posts. And . . . that’s about it.
Instead, they tried to make a whole movie about this guy, figuring that the more pathetic Blart was, the funnier his heroism would be. Bad call.
The first 30 minutes of Paul Blart: Mall Cop are actually painful to sit through. They filled me with existential dread. I don’t think executive producer Adam Sandler and co. were going for existential dread when they created the movie, but maybe that’s where I’m wrong.
How much of a loser is Blart? His ex-wife...

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January, 16th 2009

Notorious

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Rating: 2.5 stars

The rapper Christopher Wallace (a.k.a. Notorious B.I.G., a.k.a. Biggie Smalls) was an unlikely superstar. He was overweight, not particularly good-looking, and had been a smalltime crack peddler on the mean streets of Brooklyn. But he was an expert wordsmith with an unbelievable flow, a ribald sense of humor, a storyteller’s eye for detail, and a teddy-bear-like charisma. A lot of people consider him the best rapper of all time. You won’t get an argument from me.
Besides all of his natural talent, Biggie had another thing going for him: He was discovered by one Sean Combs, a.k.a. Puff Daddy, a.k.a. P. Diddy, a.k.a. . . .well, only time will tell. When they met, Combs was a rising rap impresario, a natural-born hustler with a gift for creating spectacles. With Combs’ showmanship and Biggie’s talent, they proved to be an unstoppable force—until Biggie was gunned down in Los Angeles at the age of 24, the victim of the insidious East Coast vs. West Coast rap war that had already claimed the life of Tupac Shakur.
Now Biggie gets the biopic that fans have been clamoring for—...

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January, 15th 2009

The Wrestler

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Rating: 3.5 stars

Professional boxing has inspired many great movies. Pro wrestling? Not so much. Until now.
As The Wrestler opens to the strains of blaring ’80s heavy metal, we get a brief overview of the career of Randy “The Ram” Robinson (Mickey Rourke). He was a pumped up pretty boy with flowing bleached blond locks, a signature move (the “Ram Slam,” where he balanced himself on the ropes and body slammed his opponent), an arch rival named The Ayatollah (remember, this was the ’80s), and legions of rabid fans.
Then, the music stops, and dryly across the screen it flashes, “20 Years Later.”
Today, Randy the Ram is a Rocky-style loser, a lovable middle-aged galoot working the semi-pro circuit, having traded in Madison Square Garden for half-empty high school gymnasiums. He’s living in a trailer park and he works at a grocery store during the week, but he lives for those weekend wrestling bouts. He still clings in vain to his Randy the Ram action figure, his Randy the Ram Nintendo game (he plays with a dutiful neighborhood boy who would much rather be playing a combat...

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January, 9th 2009

Film Will Eat Itself

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Historians will look back and say that 2008 was the year of the meta performance, the year that movies—and moviegoers—finally became so sophisticated that each film became an endless loop of self-commentary.

Let’s start with Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder. Would that performance have been nearly as funny (assuming you thought it was funny to begin with) if it wasn’t FREAKIN’ Tom Cruise, a man who had gone from movie star to media punch line in a matter of months? That performance proved that Tom could, at the very least, laugh at himself, do a funny dance, pack on the pounds (or at least a fat suit), and chuck his vanity for a few minutes.

Next there was Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler. Would Rourke’s Randy the Ram have been as poignant (and slightly spooky) if the career of the aging, ’roided-up, has-been wrestler didn’t so closely resemble the career of one Mickey Rourke?

Following that, there was Kate and Leo as the Wheelers in Revolutionary Road. Their story of a disillusioned golden couple in the 1950s was made all the more gripping by the fact that the two actors had...

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January, 8th 2009

Gran Torino

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Rating: 2 stars

He lost me with the growl. In Gran Torino, Clint Eastwood plays Walt Kowalski, a recent widower and Korean War Vet who is pissed at the world.  He’s pissed that his neighbors are all Asians and Latinos—“gooks” and “wetbacks” he calls them. He’s pissed that no one buys American anymore. (He worked at the Ford plant for 25 years and keeps his '72 Gran Torino in mint condition.) He’s pissed that kids today have no respect.  He’s pissed that his regular male doctor has been replaced by a young female one. And so on. . .  How do we know Walt is pissed? Because Walt grits his teeth, spits his chaw in disgust, rolls his eyes, and yes, growls.
I sure wish the director had told Clint to dial it back  a little. Oh wait. . .Clint is the director.
Gran Torino is supposed to be cathartic for the viewer: part recipe for social healing, part vigilante justice film. (More than one critic has dubbed it, Dirty Harry: the Later Years.) You see, Walt is no mere angry white guy. He’s an angry white guy with a gun. So when a Hmong gang try to recruit Walt...

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January, 7th 2009

At last! Woody Allen, ranked

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Here’s the kind of useless exercise that only a true film dork with way too much free time on her hands could accomplish: I’ve listed all 36 of Woody Allen’s theatrical films (okay, there are actually 38, but I’ve never seen Cassandra’s Dream or Love and Death) and ranked them from best to worst.

I encourage you all to agree or disagree, call me names, rage against the very nature of our list-obsessed society, and express intense anger at my profound overestimation of Husbands and Wives and clueless underestimation of Match Point. But one thing you can never do is make me waver on number 1. Not only is Manhattan my favorite Woody Allen film, it is quite possibly my favorite film of all time.

1. Manhattan (1979)
2. Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)
3. Annie Hall (1977)
4. Husbands and Wives (1992)
5. Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989)
6. Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008)
7. Take the Money and Run (1969)
8. The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985)
9. Everyone Says I Love You (1996)
10. Zelig (1983)
11. Sleeper (1973)...

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December, 22nd 2008

Max's Top 10 Films of 2008

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After 2007, which was quite simply the best year for movies in recent memory, 2008 almost had to be a letdown. It was, especially for me, since I didn’t jump on the WALL-E or the Rachel Getting Married bandwagon.
That being said, it was a great year for superhero movies, with Iron Man dazzling us with its hip wit and The Dark Knight giving us the late Health Ledger’s villain for the ages.
To me, 2008 brought us only one bona fide masterpiece, and that’s the film at the top of my list, Slumdog Millionaire. Number 2, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, might have been a contender, but the film’s central love story—which should have been its heart and soul—ended up being its weakest link.
Two old pros had strong outings: Ron Howard made his most sophisticated and possibly best film ever in Frost/Nixon (that is, if you don’t...

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December, 22nd 2008

Frost/Nixon

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Rating: 3.5 stars

It’s hard to convince people that Ron Howard’s Frost/Nixon, a fictionalized account the historic interview between British chat show host David Frost and disgraced American president Richard Nixon, is as edge-of-your-seat riveting as any good sports movie. But it is. Of course, the dry title doesn’t help. Maybe, Smackdown! Frost/Nixon would’ve been better.
The beauty of the film, based on the Peter Morgan play of the same name, is that Frost (Michael Sheen)—who had some minor success in the United States but was ultimately sent back to the UK with his tail between his legs—sees his exclusive interview with Nixon as a way to get back his table at Sardi’s. He craves fame, status, a kind of professional redemption. He has no idea that he’s out of his depth—his obsession is scoring the interview, not actually conducting it.
As for Nixon (Frank Langella), well, we already know what he’s like—brilliant, twitchy, paranoid, and self-pitying. But his loyal right-hand man Colonel Jack Brennan (Kevin Bacon) convinces him to take the...

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December, 22nd 2008

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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Rating: 3.5 stars

“I was born under unusual circumstances,” says our hero at the beginning of David Fincher’s The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. This massive understatement introduces us to Benjamin (Brad Pitt), not just the unusual circumstances under which he was born, but the matter-of-fact way in which this extraordinary man views his life.
You see, Benjamin is aging in reverse. He was born an old man—or at least with the appearance and health of an old man—and he gets younger and younger with each passing year. Benjamin implicitly understands his fate: He will become middle aged, then young; he will eventually look like a child, then an infant, and then he will die.
This condition is obviously a curse of sorts, but in its own way, it’s a blessing. Unlike his peers, who grow older and more feeble, Benjamin feels more vigorous with time (but this, of course, is part of the curse, too; who among us wants to be so very different from our loved ones and friends?). Since most people assume he is an old man, Benjamin can observe the...

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