September, 25th 2008

Nights in Rodanthe

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Rating: 2 stars

Nights in Rodanthe is a movie you can take your mom to—and indeed I did just that.
She felt exactly the same way I did—that the movie wasn’t anyone’s idea of “good” but that it was its own brand of cinematic comfort food.
Two old pros Diane Lane and Richard Gere play Adrienne and Paul. She’s a recently separated mother of two who agrees to watch her best friend’s bed-and-breakfast for a week (it just happens to be North Carolina during hurricane season). He’s the inn’s only guest, a bummed out surgeon experiencing a crisis of conscience after a patient died on the operating table.
They tentatively get acquainted, then bicker, then flirt until a Viagra ad breaks out—walks on the beach, dancing in the moonlight, your body is a wonderland bedroom scenes.
And because this is based on a Nicholas Sparks novel, the inevitable occurs. No, I won’t tell you what. But if you’ve seen The Notebook, Message in a Bottle, or A Walk to Remember, you might have a hunch.
Suffice it to say, bring your Kleenex. (And your mom.)

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September, 25th 2008

Miracle at St. Anna

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Rating: 2.5 stars

Having seen Spike Lee’s Miracle at St. Anna, I now want to read the book. No, not because I loved the movie so much, I want the experience to linger, but because I feel like the book might fill in the gaps—in intent, tone, and character development.
Look, it’s safe to say that not all books were made to be adapted for the screen—and James McBride’s war novel may very well be one of them (McBride also wrote the screenplay).
Of course, it’s obvious why Lee did choose to adapt the novel which tells the story of a troop of black soldiers during World War II who penetrate enemy lines into Nazi-occupied Tuscany as white officers keep their safe distance via radio communication (and at first don’t even believe the soldiers made it). Lee has been quite public in his disapproval of Clint Eastwood’s World War II duo—Letters From Iwo Jima and Flags of Our Fathers—for not showing a single black soldier. This is his answer to Eastwood, as well as an attempt to make the first serious World War II epic told from an exclusively black...

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September, 18th 2008

Ghost Town

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Rating: 3 stars

It’s Sixth Sense, the comedy! In Ghost Town, Ricky Gervais plays Bertram Pincus, a misanthropic dentist who dies for 7 minutes during a routine medical procedure (okay, a colonoscopy) and, when he awakens, can see dead people. Poor Pincus has a hard enough time with the living—now he has to contend with the dead. To make matters worse, all these dead loiterers want something from him—you see, they have unresolved issues on earth; that’s why they’re still hanging around. Most persistent of all is Frank Herlihy (Greg Kinnear), who wants Pincus to help break off the engagement of his widow (Tea Leoni) to the boringly perfect Richard (Billy Campbell).
This is all pretty high-concept, potentially-cutesy stuff, but it is leavened by great performances and some sharp writing. Pincus’s pointed barbs—“Come back soon!” a nurse coos at him. “What a terrible thing to say in a hospital,” he snaps back—can be funny and satisfying, in that nasty, Curb Your Enthusiasm sort of way. But Gervais makes the character just pathetic enough to be likeable...

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September, 18th 2008

Lakeview Terrace

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Rating: 2 stars

Lakeview Terrace is the kind of movie that titillates you with a good premise, then sort of meanders around without actually going anywhere, and then ends in a burst of jarring melodrama.
Insert your own bad-sex joke here.
Too bad. Because all the elements are in place. Patrick Wilson and Kerry Washington play Chris and Lisa, an interracial young couple who move into a quiet suburb of Los Angeles. Samuel Jackson, perfectly cast, plays the tightly wound LAPD officer who lives next door with his two teenage children. At first, Jackson’s Abel just seems like a strict task master, an old school dad who grounds his children and insists they use proper grammar. But when he sees his new neighbors, something in him seems to snap, and he becomes truly menacing.
There’s an interesting concept at the heart of this story: Wilson’s Chris has a bit of anxiety about being married to a black woman. Her own somewhat supercilious father (Ron Glass) clearly doesn’t approve of their relationship and Chris feels both self-conscious and inadequate. Chris keeps hoping...

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September, 12th 2008

Righteous Kill

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Rating: 2 stars

Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro don’t  just make movies anymore. They make Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro movies. They’re always riffing off their past work and their iconic status.
I just checked out their imdb pages. The last real performance Al Pacino gave was in 2002’s Insomnia. For DeNiro, it goes even further back—to 1995’s Heat. (Don’t talk to me about Analyze This or Meet the Parents—those are meta performances: What if DeNiro was your therapy patient? What if DeNiro was your father-in-law?).
Of course, Heat is apropos—that was the last time the two titans worked together. Director Michael Mann carefully modulated their parallel lives—cop and criminal; hunter and prey—until a brief, but explosive union.
In Righteous Kill, DeNiro and Pacino are together all the time. They’re a couple of old school, tough-guy cops, long-time partners and best friends.
One thing I’ve always said—if you’re going to do a cop film, it better be a whole helluva lot better than an average episode of Law...

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September, 11th 2008

The Women

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Rating: 1 star

One can only imagine that the producers of The Women were dancing for joy when Sex and the City became the surprise hit of the early summer. “Hey, that movie is about a group of 40something gal pals and so is ours,” they must’ve thought. “We can’t miss!”
So let me make this perfectly clear: I’ve seen Sex and the City and The Women is no Sex and the City.
For starters, one of the great things about Sex and the City was that we believed in the friendships. The felt lived in, genuinely intimate, and therefore, we were invested in them.
By contrast, you watch The Women and think: How are these characters even acquaintances, let alone friends? How is that aspiring fashion designer and do-gooder Mary Haines (Meg Ryan) is BFFs with materialistic editor Sylvia Fowler (Annette Bening) who is sisters with ditzy stay-at-home-mom Edie (Debra Messing) and close with tough-talking lesbian Alex Fisher (Jada Pinkett Smith)?
Of course, Sex and the City had five years of a television series to establish these bonds, but...

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September, 11th 2008

Burn After Reading

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Rating: 3 stars

You could say that Burn After Reading is a spy caper where everything is at it seems to be. You keep waiting for the big reveal, the moment when you find out that at least one of the bumbling, low IQ schemers is not all they appear to be.
But no.
Brad Pitt—in a hilariously goofy turn—really is just a Jamba-juice feuled meathead who stumbles across a disk at the gym where he works and becomes convinced it’s a top secret CIA document.
His co-worker Linda Litzke (Frances McDormand) really is just an aging gym rat, serial online dater, and self-help-book-activated optimist who will do anything to get plastic surgery she’s convinced she needs.
John Malkovich, brilliantly cast as a grumpy and supercilious former CIA agent, really is just an alcoholic loser who clings to his glory days at Princeton University.
As for Harry (George Clooney)—jogger, ladies man, and paranoid ex-Secret Service agent—well don’t even ask what he’s making in the basement.
The joke of the movie is that all of these...

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August, 22nd 2008

The House Bunny

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Rating: 2.5 stars]

Will The House Bunny finally be the movie that makes Anna Faris a star? I’ve watched this young actress with interest since she did a spot-on Cameron Diaz impression in Lost in Translation, waiting for her to catch fire. Since then, she’s been a fixture in that moronic Scary Movie franchise (playing the clueless blonde in distress) and had supporting parts in second rate comedies like Just Friends and My Super Ex-Girlfriend. But she hasn’t had a major breakthrough.
If The House Bunny becomes even a middling hit, it’ll be because of Faris, who is adorable, game for anything, and has pitch-perfect comic timing. She’s a natural.
Here, she plays orphan-turned-Playboy Bunny Shelley Darlington, who luxuriates in the stable sense of home that the Playboy Mansion provides. All that is taken away when she receives a note from Hef telling her to vacate the premises—at 27, she is no longer the D-cup of the month.
Like Reese Witherspoon’s Elle Woods in Legally Blonde, Faris’s Darlington is unfailingly sunny...

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August, 21st 2008

Death Race

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Rating: 1 star

To say that I’m not the target audience for Death Race is a bit like saying that Ray Lewis is not the target audience for Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.
Suffice it to say, I held up my end of the bargain: I hated this loud, violent, retrograde movie, a remake of the Roger Corman sci-fi B-movie Death Race 2000.
The year, curiously enough, is 2012. (A sly joke that the world will be radically altered in four years? Or, more likely, the byproduct of a budget too low to get properly futuristic?). Corporations have taken over the prison system and are staging vicious car races to the death for online and television viewing pleasure. The evil prison warden, played by a seriously slumming Joan Allen, presides over the event in power suits and a scowl. Any resemblance to former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is strictly intentional. Ugh.
Into this mix comes former race car drive Jenson Ames (Jason Statham), who is accused of killing his wife. (We know it was the prison warden’s henchman who actually did the deed.)
A few words...

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August, 21st 2008

Hamlet 2

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Rating: 3 stars

As Hamlet 2 begins, a British narrator (uncredited, but I think Jeremy Irons) begins intoning pretentious truisms about the craft of ahcting, as our hero,  Dana Marschz (Steve Coogan), is shown in one ignominious acting gig—herpes ad; TV shopping network shill; Xena the Warrior Princess villain—after the other. That disconnect, between harsh reality and Marschz’s high opinion of himself, is at the heart of the movie.
Having failed even as a failed actor, Marschz is now teaching high school drama in Tucson, Arizona where he has two devoted students, a Bible-thumping goody-two-shoes named Epiphany (Phoebe Strole) and a closeted gay sycophant named Rand (Skylar Astin, incredibly funny). His students are content to star in Marschz’s ridiculous reenactments of popular films like Erin Brockovich, until a group of new transfers—mostly Latino—arrive.  Epiphany and Rand are mortified by this unruly disruption of their blissful threesome, but Marschz, who tends to view himself as the star of his own life’s movie, is thrilled at the chance to...

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