
Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus) is the tween girl’s answer to Batman. For those who don’t know, during the day she is normal high school kid Miley Stewart (also Cyrus), then at night she dons a blonde wig, changes into micro minis and Lycra, and becomes international pop sensation Hannah Montana! No one ever seems to notice the resemblance.
Having never watched the Disney Channel show on which this movie is based, it didn’t occur to me that the mere thought of unmasking the real Hannah would be a cause for tween panic. I actually figured that a happy ending to the Hannah Montana series would be if the two sides of Hannah could somehow reconcile. (I mean, the show can’t go on much longer, right? Cyrus is already 16 going on 35.) Wouldn’t it be great—less stress for character and viewers alike—if she could be, I dunno, Miley Montana? Hannah Stewart?
Well, apparently not. Because at one point towards the end of Hannah Montana: The Movie, our plucky heroine runs the risk of being exposed—a tenacious British tabloid reporter has...













