October, 3rd 2008

Blindness

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Rating: 2 stars

Have you heard the news? People stink. They are self-serving, cowardly, cruel, and just a crisis away from abandoning all civility. Or so the producers of Blindness would have you think.

Okay, even if you buy into that premise—and I don’t—I still ask you, what’s the point in making this film? Certainly Sartre did the “hell is other people” well enough, right? Lord of the Flies showed how quickly we can lose our grip on moral decency. At the risk of sounding cynical, perhaps it’s because it gives undeniable great actors—like Julianne Moore, Mark Ruffalo—and a talented director (Fernando Mereilles) the chance to really roll around in the muck and show us how gritty they are.

As the story begins, a handsome Asian yuppie (Yuseke Isaya) is driving his Mercedes down a crowded street when he suddenly stops at a green light. He can’t see anything. He’s gone blind. A seemingly good samaritan takes him home, and then steals his car. (This is our first sign of the rather low view of mankind the film holds.)

The blind man’...

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October, 3rd 2008

Religulous

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Rating: 3.5 stars

Several weeks ago, Bill Maher had his favorite sparring partner, conservative political pundit Andrew Sullivan, on his HBO show, Real Time With Bill Maher. Sullivan was exasperated with what he perceived to be Maher’s complete intolerance of religion. It’s true, when Maher, an avowed agnostic, discusses religious people, he tends to be both derisive and dismissive. Not an ideal guy, then, to do a probing and comedic documentary on faith and religious devotion, right?
Actually, he’s just the guy. For starters, Maher is drawn to the very subjects our society deems taboo—and there’s no subject more tiptoed around than religion. Also, he’s smart as a whip and naturally inquisitive. As he goes around in his documentary, interviewing various evangelicals and Passion Play participants and Muslim clerics, he wants to simply  see what they see. A born skeptic, he keeps challenging people’s assumptions, their leaps of logic, the very foundations of their faith. To his credit, he never comes across as rude, just intellectually curious (and a bit befuddled).

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October, 2nd 2008

Beverly Hills Chihuahua

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Rating: 3 stars

They can make a convincing haunted pirate ship, but Disney still hasn’t quite mastered the talking dog. Maybe I’m asking too much. After all, dogs can’t really talk. So trying to have their little doggy lips curl around actual human words is bound to look fake. I just wanted it to look a little less fake, you know?

That being said, Beverly Hills Chihuahua has good bones. It’s actually an ingenious concept—frou-frou lapdog Chloe (the voice of Drew Barrymore) goes on an adventure in the real world and learns to be, well, a dog.

As our story begins, Chloe is doted on by her well-meaning, if slightly clueless owner, fashion designer Vivienne (Jamie Lee Curtis)—and it’s an endless banquet of mani-pedis, poolside puppy playdates, and doggie haute couture. Chloe has an admirer, in true DH Lawrence tradition, a swarthy landscaping Chihuahua named Papi (loveable George Lopez).
When Vivienne goes on a last-minute business trip, she leaves Chloe with her flaky niece Rachel (Piper Perabo), who takes the dog on an ill-advised trip to Mexico...

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October, 2nd 2008

Flash of Genius

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Rating: 2.5 stars

Flash of Genius is probably better than any movie about the guy who invented intermittent windshield wipers deserves to be. That’s not to say it’s a great film—it’s far too earnest to be truly entertaining (it’s very excited about patent law)—but it does have a certain shaggy charm.

Greg Kinnear plays Bob Kearns, an engineer who notices the inadequacy of his car’s wipers on a rainy day and becomes obsessed with improving them. Kearns pitches his idea to the Ford Motor Company. At first they don’t believe he’s done it (their own team of crack inventors has come up empty), then they buy his invention. Then they promptly steal it.

Of course, it’s easy to share Kearns’ zeal for taking on the greedy corporation and exposing them as the thieves they are. But when Kearns’ obsession with justice becomes all consuming—he ends up in a mental facility—it’s hard to get behind him, especially when Ford is offering him a megabucks settlement that he piously refuses.

In a way, Greg Kinnear, who has an ability to disappear into the role he’s playing, is the...

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October, 2nd 2008

Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist

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Rating: 3 stars

Michael Cera, the wonderfully strange and droll teen star from Arrested Development, Superbad, and Juno, always plays the same character. This, I suppose, would be a problem if the character weren’t so hilarious and loveable—a wry (and invariably love sick) middle aged man trapped in the body of a gangly teenage boy. Cera’s charaters are often would-be hipsters, but his use of teen vernacular always sounds stiff and studied. He’s a bit of a doormat, too, which angers him, but his decency is so self-evident, it’s hard to take his anger seriously—you just want to pinch his cheeks. Indeed, Cera is such a sensitive guy, he’s exactly the type to make painstakingly-decorated, shmoopy mixed CDs for his lady love.

That last bit describes Nick, the character that Cera is playing in Nick and Nora’s Infinite Playlist. He is in love with the coquettish Tris (Alexis Dziena), but she has just dumped him— “on my b-day,” he sighs sadly. Unbenownst to Nick, Tris doesn’t even listen to his sonic creations, but tosses them in the high school trash where...

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September, 26th 2008

Eagle Eye

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Rating: 2 stars

Eagle Eye acts under the assumption that if a film gooses us with enough explosions and car chases, we won’t notice how proposterous it is.
It assumes wrong.
Here’s the premise: The same day that our n’er do well hero Jerry (Shia LeBeouf) buries his seemingly perfect twin brother, he comes home to find that his apartment is filled with military grade weapons and explosive devices. A calm female voice calls him on his cell phone: “The FBI is about to arrive. You have 45 seconds to vacate the premises.” The FBI arrests him, assumes he’s a terrorist, and the omniscient voice—who seems to have control over every computer-operated device in Washington— somehow helps him escape.
From there, the voice leads him to a car driven by distraught mother Rachel (Michelle Monaghen), who has been instructed by that same voice that her 10-year-old son will die if she doesn’t obey her commands.  So these two strangers are thrust together, following commands that seem to turn them into enemies of the state.
Cool enough, right? And I give credit where credit is due—...

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September, 25th 2008

Nights in Rodanthe

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Rating: 2 stars

Nights in Rodanthe is a movie you can take your mom to—and indeed I did just that.
She felt exactly the same way I did—that the movie wasn’t anyone’s idea of “good” but that it was its own brand of cinematic comfort food.
Two old pros Diane Lane and Richard Gere play Adrienne and Paul. She’s a recently separated mother of two who agrees to watch her best friend’s bed-and-breakfast for a week (it just happens to be North Carolina during hurricane season). He’s the inn’s only guest, a bummed out surgeon experiencing a crisis of conscience after a patient died on the operating table.
They tentatively get acquainted, then bicker, then flirt until a Viagra ad breaks out—walks on the beach, dancing in the moonlight, your body is a wonderland bedroom scenes.
And because this is based on a Nicholas Sparks novel, the inevitable occurs. No, I won’t tell you what. But if you’ve seen The Notebook, Message in a Bottle, or A Walk to Remember, you might have a hunch.
Suffice it to say, bring your Kleenex. (And your mom.)

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September, 25th 2008

Miracle at St. Anna

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Rating: 2.5 stars

Having seen Spike Lee’s Miracle at St. Anna, I now want to read the book. No, not because I loved the movie so much, I want the experience to linger, but because I feel like the book might fill in the gaps—in intent, tone, and character development.
Look, it’s safe to say that not all books were made to be adapted for the screen—and James McBride’s war novel may very well be one of them (McBride also wrote the screenplay).
Of course, it’s obvious why Lee did choose to adapt the novel which tells the story of a troop of black soldiers during World War II who penetrate enemy lines into Nazi-occupied Tuscany as white officers keep their safe distance via radio communication (and at first don’t even believe the soldiers made it). Lee has been quite public in his disapproval of Clint Eastwood’s World War II duo—Letters From Iwo Jima and Flags of Our Fathers—for not showing a single black soldier. This is his answer to Eastwood, as well as an attempt to make the first serious World War II epic told from an exclusively black...

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September, 18th 2008

Ghost Town

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Rating: 3 stars

It’s Sixth Sense, the comedy! In Ghost Town, Ricky Gervais plays Bertram Pincus, a misanthropic dentist who dies for 7 minutes during a routine medical procedure (okay, a colonoscopy) and, when he awakens, can see dead people. Poor Pincus has a hard enough time with the living—now he has to contend with the dead. To make matters worse, all these dead loiterers want something from him—you see, they have unresolved issues on earth; that’s why they’re still hanging around. Most persistent of all is Frank Herlihy (Greg Kinnear), who wants Pincus to help break off the engagement of his widow (Tea Leoni) to the boringly perfect Richard (Billy Campbell).
This is all pretty high-concept, potentially-cutesy stuff, but it is leavened by great performances and some sharp writing. Pincus’s pointed barbs—“Come back soon!” a nurse coos at him. “What a terrible thing to say in a hospital,” he snaps back—can be funny and satisfying, in that nasty, Curb Your Enthusiasm sort of way. But Gervais makes the character just pathetic enough to be likeable...

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September, 18th 2008

Lakeview Terrace

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Rating: 2 stars

Lakeview Terrace is the kind of movie that titillates you with a good premise, then sort of meanders around without actually going anywhere, and then ends in a burst of jarring melodrama.
Insert your own bad-sex joke here.
Too bad. Because all the elements are in place. Patrick Wilson and Kerry Washington play Chris and Lisa, an interracial young couple who move into a quiet suburb of Los Angeles. Samuel Jackson, perfectly cast, plays the tightly wound LAPD officer who lives next door with his two teenage children. At first, Jackson’s Abel just seems like a strict task master, an old school dad who grounds his children and insists they use proper grammar. But when he sees his new neighbors, something in him seems to snap, and he becomes truly menacing.
There’s an interesting concept at the heart of this story: Wilson’s Chris has a bit of anxiety about being married to a black woman. Her own somewhat supercilious father (Ron Glass) clearly doesn’t approve of their relationship and Chris feels both self-conscious and inadequate. Chris keeps hoping...

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