
Rating: 2 stars
They say most movie pitches can be boiled down to a quick sentence, usually combining two hit movies (it’s Titanic meets Lord of the Rings!) to create some unstoppable box office juggernaut. But lordy, starting with the awkward title (You Don’t Mess with. . . Lindsay Lohan?) and right down to the premise—super hero Israeli counterterrorist fakes his own death so he can fulfill his dream of being a New York hair stylist—I’m not quite sure what Adam Sandler was going for here. Shampoo meets Ishtar? Hard to Kill meets La Cage Aux Folles?
Actually, I can see how a few of the film’s running jokes would work as SNL skits. A disco-loving commando who catches bullets with his teeth and dreams of being a hairdresser? Funny, in starts. A hairdresser who’s stuck in the 80s and thinks the style isn’t complete unless it’s “silky smooth” and feathered? Funny, in dribs and drabs. A would-be lothario hairdresser who styles and beds little old ladies? Actually, kinda gross.
But the problem is, You Don’t Mess With the Zohan...






Although I knew he was sick, so at least it didn’t come as a total shock, I’m tremendously sad about the death of director/actor Sydney Pollack, who succumbed to cancer yesterday at the too-young age of 73. Sydney Pollack has directed two of my all-time favorite films—Tootsie (quite simply, a perfect comedy) and The Way We Were (a flawed, but perfect to me, political romance). And he co-starred in one of my favorite Woody Allen films, Husbands and Wives (he was just brilliant as a man whose mid-life crisis led to a highly inappropriate affair and a bout of hilarious self-loathing). That’s three major film touchstones for me that this man was a part of. He’s best known for his directing—he won the Oscar for Out of Africa. But he was an underrated actor, I think. He was able to play a certain kind of under-represented character—the Jewish alpha male, if you will—and did so in an incredibly earthy, human way (he even managed to ground the loopy Eyes Wide Shut). I felt like I knew him. Or at least, I wished that I...





