August, 12th 2010

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Is 2010 the year I officially became too old for the multiplex?

First, we’ve had the regrettable 3-D revolution, to which I stand in staunch, Louis XV style opposition. Then there was Kick Ass, with its fetishized pre-teen assassin. I certainly liked Inception, but I never became obsessed with its many labyrinthine, video-game-like levels.

And now we have the video game/comic book mashup Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. It’s ingenious, to be sure, but I found its hipster sensibilities exhausting. It’s an AP class at Comic-Con.

Scott (Michael Cera) is a 22-year-old guy in a band with a high-school-aged girlfriend named Knives (Ellen Wong), a bitchy (but loving) gay roommate played by the droll Kieran Culkin (where ya been, Kieran?), and a no-nonsense sister played by the under-used Anna Kendricks.

Then he meets Ramona (Mary Elizabeth...

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August, 3rd 2010

Dinner For Schmucks

Dinner For Schmucks

The comedy Dinner for Schmucks (based on the French Le Diner de Cons), is supposed to be a story of redemption, but there’s one problem: Our hero doesn’t need to be redeemed.

When Tim (Paul Rudd) is invited by his boss to a mean-spirited dinner party—the goal is to invite the most idiotic person you can find—he knows the premise is odious and he wants no part of it. He only even considers going because he thinks it will help him get a promotion—and maybe finally a “yes” to that marriage proposal from his girlfriend Julie (Stephanie Szostak). But when he literally runs over the nerdy Barry (Steve Carell)—IRS agent by day, mouse diorama artist by night—he feels the cosmos are pretty much ordering him to go.

But Barry is one of those walking trainwrecks—everything he touches becomes a complete and utter disaster. In short order, Barry has ruined Tim’s apartment, his car, and his relationship with Julie. And maybe because Tim is such a decent guy, it’s all the more frustrating to watch Barry hijack his life.

We’re...

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July, 29th 2010

Charlie St. Cloud

Zac Efron

Technically, Charlie St. Cloud is about a promising young man (Zac Efron), about to leave for Stanford on a sailing scholarship, who is driving his kid brother one night when they are struck by a truck. Charlie flatlines, but is revived by a medic (Ray Liotta). Eleven-year-old Sam (Charlie Tahan) doesn’t make it.

But in reality, Charlie St. Cloud is about Zac Efron’s face. Sometimes his abs, too, but mostly his face. Director Burr Steers shoots him in beautiful, golden light, always in closeup, often for several exquisite moments at a time.

Zac Efron face porn aside, Charlie St. Cloud plays like a particuarly mystical installment of the Nicholas Sparks canon. Five years after Sam’s death, Charlie has deferred the scholarship and is now the caretaker at the graveyard where his brother is buried. He also has kept a promise to play catch with Sam every day at sundown. Oh yeah, and he also sometimes has conversations with a good buddy . . . who died in the Iraq War.

I suppose you...

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July, 22nd 2010

Salt

salt movie

The producers of Salt had two bits of good fortune on their side: The first is that Russian spies have been in the news lately, otherwise their film might’ve seemed like a dusty Cold War retread.

The second is that Angelina Jolie agreed to play the titular role of Eveyln Salt. Without her, Salt is a fairly routine action film. With her, it’s a summer film to be reckoned with.

We’ve all seen the trailer, with its delicious hook: A Russian whistleblower is being interviewed by a CIA operative. He says that a Russian double agent named Eveyln Salt is about to assassinate the president.

“I’m Evelyn Salt,” says the operative.

“Then you are a Russian spy.”

Great set-up. And from there, Evelyn is on the run—to protect her husband? To kill the president? Is she one of us? One of them? Who cares when it’s Jolie—speaking Russian, kicking Ruskie butt, and looking damn sexy in the process.

Directed by the talented Phillip Noyce, the film clearly has a huge Jason Bourne jones. But while ...

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July, 22nd 2010

The Kids Are All Right

The miracle of Lisa Cholodenko’s funny, wise, and warm The Kids Are All Right is not that it successfully showcases a lesbian family, but that it successfully showcases a family, period.

The first time we see Jules (Julianne Moore), she’s at the table with her teenage children Laser (Josh Hutchinson) and Joni (Mia Wasikowksa), dishing salad from a wooden bowl onto their plates. When Jules’s doctor wife Nic (Annette Bening) comes home, first offering a weak apology for being late and then subtly suggesting that Jules has put out the wrong wine, we believe—and this is crucial—that she and Jules are really married, that these are really their children, and that we have simply dropped in on a typical family dinner.

It’s in these first few scenes that Cholodenko deftly establishes much of the film’s dynamic: That Jules is starting a new landscaping business, although Nic dismissively calls it “that gardening thing.” That Nic is a control freak who is somewhat disapproving of her wife’s hippie-ish...

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July, 15th 2010

Inception

 

Fans of the hit TV show Lost often complained that, while they loved the plot’s myriad twists and turns, they sometimes feared that the producers were making it up as they went along.

That is certainly not the case with Christopher Nolan’s Inception, one of the most elaborately diagramed films I have ever seen. M.C. Escher himself could not have created a more precise piece of work.

Ten years ago, Nolan made a film that I absolutely adored called Memento. Like Inception, that film—about a man with no short term memory trying to solve the riddle of his wife’s death—challenges the audience’s assumptions and has us questioning our own take on reality. But Memento was quick and dirty—a calling card of sorts, a young upstart showing the establishment how it could be done.

Inception works on a much larger scale—Nolan, after all, is a huge director now (he went on to make the two Christian Bale Batman films)—but I’m not sure it’s to the film’...

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July, 7th 2010

Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work

 

I didn’t get around to watching Comedy Central’s roast of Joan Rivers, and now I’m glad I didn’t. Turns out, Rivers sat in her limo before the show began, absolutely dreading it.

She knew it was going to be a litany of cruel jokes about her age and her plastic surgery abuse—and she wanted no part of it. She took the gig for the money, plain and simple. So she put on her game face as a lineup of (mostly male) comedians barraged her with mean-spirited put-downs about her appearance. (Brad Garrett screamed at the sight of her.)

There are many such cringe-inducing  moments in the fabulous new documentary Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work—and also moments that will make you cry, cheer, and, most of all, laugh. You will leave this film remembering that Joan Rivers is one very funny woman (albeit a vulgar one). You will also see her as a woman of great strength, a true show biz survivor.

At 75 years of age, Rivers is all-too aware of her status in the show-biz arena: A has-been and...

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June, 29th 2010

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

 

Twilight has a two word problem: True Blood. Anyone who’s seen the HBO series knows that it’s dangerous, funny, outrageous, and kinky. Now that’s a vampire story you can sink your teeth into!

By comparison, the Twilight series is Hannah Montana: The Undead Years.

But if you can get past the fact that Twilight doesn’t compare to True Blood—or Buffy the Vampire Slayer for that matter (hilarious tee-shirt in circulation: “And then Buffy Staked Edward. The End”)—it delivers on its own terms: An old fashioned love story about a moody girl torn between two boys—one a brooding, Byronic poet type; the other athletic and well-adjusted. One just happens to be a vampire and the other happens to be a werewolf.

(And, as I said in my first review of Twilight, this is the most chaste vampire story ever...

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June, 25th 2010

Grown Ups

I didn’t expect Grown Ups to be good, but I at least expected to give it one of those “it looks like they’re having more fun on screen than we are in the audience” type reviews.

That’s usually what happens when a big star like Adam Sandler rounds up his pals—in this case, Rob Schneider, Chris Rock, David Spade, and Kevin James—to make a movie: The film is beset with inside jokes and a kind of giddy camaraderie that doesn’t quite translate into a satisfying viewing experience.

But that is not what happens here. Because everyone involved with Grown Ups seems miserable. Beyond miserable—filled with a kind of unspeakable, existential dread. Kevin James, in particular, looks like Admiral James Stockdale: “Who am I? How did I get here?” (There are also a few women, real actresses no less—Salma Hayak, Maya Rudolph, Maria Bello—who got roped into this fiasco. They will be no doubt be wiping this film from their resumes.)

The premise is this: Five guys, who played on a...

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June, 18th 2010

Toy Story 3

Toy Story 3 

Could Toy Story be the greatest trilogy of all time?

I often cite Toy Story 2 as an example of that rare sequel that is as good, maybe better, than the original. And now, improbably—because after 10 years, the magic had to be gone, right?—Toy Story 3 is its every bit as good as the first two.

Thing is, I figured there was no story left to tell about the anthropomorphized toys who watch helplessly as their children grow up and leave them behind. Hadn’t I laughed (and cried) enough at the affectionate squabbling of Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head (Don Rickles and Estelle Harris), the doom and gloom fatalism of Hamm the pig (John Ratzenberger), the alpha male bravado of Buzz Lightyear (Tim Allen), the fretting of dinosaur Rex (Wallace Shawn), the yearning to be loved of Jessie the rag doll (Joan Cusack), and the folksy leadership of Woody (Tom Hanks)?

But I was obviously underestimating the material’s staying power: The toys represent our childhood,...

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