July, 15th 2010

Inception

 

Fans of the hit TV show Lost often complained that, while they loved the plot’s myriad twists and turns, they sometimes feared that the producers were making it up as they went along.

That is certainly not the case with Christopher Nolan’s Inception, one of the most elaborately diagramed films I have ever seen. M.C. Escher himself could not have created a more precise piece of work.

Ten years ago, Nolan made a film that I absolutely adored called Memento. Like Inception, that film—about a man with no short term memory trying to solve the riddle of his wife’s death—challenges the audience’s assumptions and has us questioning our own take on reality. But Memento was quick and dirty—a calling card of sorts, a young upstart showing the establishment how it could be done.

Inception works on a much larger scale—Nolan, after all, is a huge director now (he went on to make the two Christian Bale Batman films)—but I’m not sure it’s to the film’...

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July, 7th 2010

Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work

 

I didn’t get around to watching Comedy Central’s roast of Joan Rivers, and now I’m glad I didn’t. Turns out, Rivers sat in her limo before the show began, absolutely dreading it.

She knew it was going to be a litany of cruel jokes about her age and her plastic surgery abuse—and she wanted no part of it. She took the gig for the money, plain and simple. So she put on her game face as a lineup of (mostly male) comedians barraged her with mean-spirited put-downs about her appearance. (Brad Garrett screamed at the sight of her.)

There are many such cringe-inducing  moments in the fabulous new documentary Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work—and also moments that will make you cry, cheer, and, most of all, laugh. You will leave this film remembering that Joan Rivers is one very funny woman (albeit a vulgar one). You will also see her as a woman of great strength, a true show biz survivor.

At 75 years of age, Rivers is all-too aware of her status in the show-biz arena: A has-been and...

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June, 29th 2010

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

 

Twilight has a two word problem: True Blood. Anyone who’s seen the HBO series knows that it’s dangerous, funny, outrageous, and kinky. Now that’s a vampire story you can sink your teeth into!

By comparison, the Twilight series is Hannah Montana: The Undead Years.

But if you can get past the fact that Twilight doesn’t compare to True Blood—or Buffy the Vampire Slayer for that matter (hilarious tee-shirt in circulation: “And then Buffy Staked Edward. The End”)—it delivers on its own terms: An old fashioned love story about a moody girl torn between two boys—one a brooding, Byronic poet type; the other athletic and well-adjusted. One just happens to be a vampire and the other happens to be a werewolf.

(And, as I said in my first review of Twilight, this is the most chaste vampire story ever...

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June, 25th 2010

Grown Ups

I didn’t expect Grown Ups to be good, but I at least expected to give it one of those “it looks like they’re having more fun on screen than we are in the audience” type reviews.

That’s usually what happens when a big star like Adam Sandler rounds up his pals—in this case, Rob Schneider, Chris Rock, David Spade, and Kevin James—to make a movie: The film is beset with inside jokes and a kind of giddy camaraderie that doesn’t quite translate into a satisfying viewing experience.

But that is not what happens here. Because everyone involved with Grown Ups seems miserable. Beyond miserable—filled with a kind of unspeakable, existential dread. Kevin James, in particular, looks like Admiral James Stockdale: “Who am I? How did I get here?” (There are also a few women, real actresses no less—Salma Hayak, Maya Rudolph, Maria Bello—who got roped into this fiasco. They will be no doubt be wiping this film from their resumes.)

The premise is this: Five guys, who played on a...

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June, 18th 2010

Toy Story 3

Toy Story 3 

Could Toy Story be the greatest trilogy of all time?

I often cite Toy Story 2 as an example of that rare sequel that is as good, maybe better, than the original. And now, improbably—because after 10 years, the magic had to be gone, right?—Toy Story 3 is its every bit as good as the first two.

Thing is, I figured there was no story left to tell about the anthropomorphized toys who watch helplessly as their children grow up and leave them behind. Hadn’t I laughed (and cried) enough at the affectionate squabbling of Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head (Don Rickles and Estelle Harris), the doom and gloom fatalism of Hamm the pig (John Ratzenberger), the alpha male bravado of Buzz Lightyear (Tim Allen), the fretting of dinosaur Rex (Wallace Shawn), the yearning to be loved of Jessie the rag doll (Joan Cusack), and the folksy leadership of Woody (Tom Hanks)?

But I was obviously underestimating the material’s staying power: The toys represent our childhood,...

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June, 10th 2010

The Karate Kid

 

Viewers of The Karate Kid will undoubtedly fall into two camps: Those, like myself, who are fiercely protective of the original and who find the new version both unnecessary and somewhat lacking; and newcomers to the film, who will cheer the story of a fatherless boy who is bullied and then trained to become a martial arts expert by a kindly and wise father figure.

Let’s face it, you’d have to work really hard to screw that story up—and the filmmakers don’t. Their version is slick and satisfying entertainment. But compared to the original, they made some, shall we say, odd choices.

For one, the Daniel character, now named Dre and played by cutie Jaden Smith (Will and Jada’s kid) has moved from Detroit to China with his mom (Taraji P. Henson). I like that, because the fish-out-water aspect was always a big part of Daniel’s  journey. But they don’t do karate in China. They do kung fu, which the film acknowledges. Why not, then, change the name of the film to The Kung Fu Kid?

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June, 10th 2010

The A-Team

 

The opening credits for The A-Team go on for an inordinately long time—at least 10 minutes. We are introduced to the various members of the team—their names stamped across the screen in a bold font—in a flurry of action and dialogue that is meant to prepare us for the joy ride that is to follow. Except for one thing: The opening action is lame and the jokes are lamer. By the end of those credits, I wasn’t thinking, “Hell yeah, strap me in!” I was thinking, “Is it over yet?”

The A-Team is smugly convinced that it’s a wild ride—“the perfect blend of action and laughs” as one of the commercials touts—but it’s really just another busy, generic mess. I wasn’t a fan of the 70s cult TV show on which this film is based, so I’m not really able to compare.  But I can’t imagine any of the characters in this A-Team becoming beloved or iconic. If anything, the film actually diminishes the star power of some of its leads.

A miscast Liam Neeson seems adrift as the tough-as-nails Hannibal, who...

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June, 4th 2010

Get Him to the Greek

 

Like most unsuspecting Americans, I first encountered the life force that is Russell Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall—a film he pretty much stole out from under stars Jason Segal and Kristen Bell. His rock star Aldous Snow was cheerfully depraved: Patti-Smith-skinny in poured-on leather pants, gifted with a stoner-philosopher’s addled wisdom, willing to shag or smoke anything in front of him, and blissfully untroubled by the havoc he wreaked. I thought he was hilarious and—here’s the key— oddly endearing. I also wondered if the actor could play anyone else.

Well, we won’t find out just yet because in Get Him to the Greek, Brand’s Aldous Snow rides again, only this time, he’s the centerpiece of the movie. (Brand has also been tapped as Arthur in a remake of the Dudley Moore classic—an inspired bit of casting, albeit a character not too far off from Snow.)

Brand is paired up with Jonah Hill, the roly-poly, deadpan actor who is best when he’s playing a slightly cowed good guy, as he does here. Hill plays Aaron, a low-ranking...

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May, 27th 2010

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

The Prince of Persia is not nearly as cheesy as Jake Gyllenhaal’s dopey haircut would lead you to believe.

Okay, he may look like some unholy cross between Fabio and Pocahontas, but the movie is mindlessly fun, befitting a film based on a video game.

The plot—oh, is this really even necessary?—involves a special sand filled dagger that can turn back time. Jake’s Prince Dastan has been framed for murdering his adopted father—the king—and he must secure the dagger and clear his name, a beautiful princess in tow, natch.

There’s Ben Kingsley sneering Iago-style as Jake’s uncle, the brother of the king; Alfred Molina hamming it up amusingly as a greedy sheik; and the lovely Gemma Arterton as the aforementioned princess, a woman so stunning, she makes grown men gasp.

Mostly it involves a super buff Jakey, clearly having much more fun than gloomy Russell Crowe down the multiplex hall inRobin Hood, jumping from buildings (apparently parkour is a big part of the video game) and getting into sword fights and rolling...

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May, 27th 2010

Sex and the City 2

Sex and the City 2 has very little sex and even less city. Whose brilliant idea was that?

I loved the first movie because it gave me everything I enjoyed about the HBO series—the clothing! the friendships! the snark! the romance!—only more so. It was two-and-a-half hours—the veritable Birth of a Nation of chick flicks—and I wouldn’t have cut a single moment.

But SATC2 is a labor of greed, not of love—and it shows. I had the vague feeling watching it that it was produced by imposters: people who were desperately trying to capture the original’s fizzy magic, but who didn’t know the secret handshake.

The basic premise is this: Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker), now married to her dream guy Mr. Big (Chris Noth), is beginning to get a little restless. Her worst fear is being trapped in a kind of dull domesticity. But it’s really hard to sympathize with a woman who got her happily ever after—and it underscores how utterly unnecessary this film is.

Since the...

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