February, 11th 2011

Just Go With It

Is anyone else as baffled by the career of Adam Sandler as I am? At times, he can be sensitive, self-effacing, even chivalrous. Other times, he can be mean-spirited, arrogant, and misogynistic. (Not to mention strangely violent.)

I’ve loved him in films like Funny People and Reign Over Me, and both his rom-coms with Drew Barrymore (50 First Dates and The Wedding Singer.) But I’ve hated—hated—his work in Grown-Ups, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, The Waterboy, and The Longest Yard.

Both sides of the Sandler persona are in full effect in the wildly uneven Just Go With It.

He plays Danny, a plastic surgeon who wears a wedding ring to bars so he can tell sob stories about an abusive, uncaring spouse and have sympathy sex, with no strings attached. But when he falls for the beautiful, way-too-young-for-him Palmer (Brooklyn Decker), he needs to explain the ring away, so he tells her that he was married, but he’s about to get divorced. 

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February, 10th 2011

Justin Bieber: Never Say Never

 

In a way, Justin Bieber: Never Say Never is the best use of 3D technology that I’ve seen all year. If you are a tween girl, what’s the only thing better than Bieber? All together now: Bieber in 3D. And the movie takes full advantage of that fact, having our pint-sized heartthrob pump his fist at the audience, practically shimmy onto our laps, and, in one inspired moment, just stand there, in all his 3D glory, flipping his shiny, shiny hair.

Despite its silly, James Bond-esque title, Never Say Never is actually pretty good: part concert film/part Behind-the-Music-style biopic. In many ways, Bieber was our first true YouTube-era superstar. The film cleverly starts by showing him among other YouTube memes: There’s sneezing panda, there’s scared kitty cat, and there’s a pubescent cutie-patootie singing Chris Brown songs in his bedroom. OMG, indeed.

Turns out that while the talented, clean cut Bieber seems to have been created in a teen idol lab, he was, in fact, raised in Ontario by his single mother and doting grandparents. He received a toy drum when he was 5 or 6...

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January, 27th 2011

The Mechanic

 

The Mechanic has got to be one of the most macho films I’ve ever seen.

How macho is it?

It’s so macho, it makes Rambo seem like Steel Magnolias.

It’s so macho, it’s just like the Charles Bronson original—only macho-er.

It’s so macho, one of the characters carries a Chihuahua on a pink leash—and it’s still macho.

Okay, you get the point.

Jason Statham, a popular B-movie action star I simply don’t get (he’s like Bruce Willis with 5 percent more facial hair and 80 percent less charm) plays Arthur Bishop, a stealth hitman, aka, a mechanic. The shady guy he works for (Tony Goldwyn, professional shady-guy-portrayer) manages to convince Arthur that his mentor Harry (Donald Sutherland) betrayed the company. So Arthur kills Harry. But he feels bad about it. At least I think he does. Statham maybe blinks a little harder than usual after he does it.

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January, 21st 2011

No Strings Attached

 

The margins of Ivan Reitman’s scrappy new romantic comedy—yes, the Ivan Reitman of Ghostbusters fame—are populated with a bunch of underground film darlings: There’s Greta Gerwig, queen of the mumblecore movement (and star of last year’s excellent Greenberg), there’s Olivia Thirlby from Juno, there’s Jake Johnson from Paper Heart.

And it occurred to me that if, instead of Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher, the leads of this film were, say, Anton Yelchin and Kat Dennings, this whole project might have seemed like some charming, if indulgently overlong indie project.

The script, by Elizabeth Meriweather, has a hip, winking, smart-girl vibe to it. I giggled for example, when our hero Adam (Kutcher) made a “period mix” for his would-be girlfriend Emma (Portman) that included “Sunday Bloody Sunday,” “Bleeding Love,” and “I’ve Got the World on a String.” And I laughed even harder when Emma’s best friend and fellow medical intern Patrice (Greta Gerwig), also on her period, moaned, “It’s like a crime scene in my pants!” (Okay, not exactly highbrow...

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December, 30th 2010

The King's Speech

 

The fact that the Duke of York (Colin Firth) suffered from a debilitating stutter may not have been such a big deal were it not for two unrelated events: One, the invention of radio, which meant that England’s monarchs didn’t just have to wave from balconies and look good atop a horse, they actually had to speak to their subjects. And two, the generally vain, self-centered, and altogether irresponsible behavior of his older brother, Prince Edward (Guy Pearce), who, after the king’s death, abdicated the throne to marry the scandalous Baltimore divorcee Wallis Simpson, leaving his kid brother in charge.

The King’s Speech is about the eventual King George VI finding his voice, both figuratively and literally, aided by his patient, loyal, and dignified wife Elizabeth (marvelous Helena Bonham Carter) and an irreverent speech therapist, a failed actor from Australia, named Lionel Logue (Geoffrey Rush).

It was Elizabeth who first sought out the commoner Logue (the state-sanctioned doctors had left her husband both frustrated and irritable), traveling by herself to his downtown...

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December, 23rd 2010

Top 10 of 2010

 

Here’s my list of the 10 best films that I saw in 2010, with 10 more runners-up.

1. Social Network- Some complained that the movie wasn’t really about Facebook. But it was actually about something bigger than that: the shift from a social elite—where the privileged Winklevoss brothers of this world would hire and discard its geeky Mark Zuckerbergs—to the true meritocracy of the digital age. The smug, awkward, voluble Zuckerberg (brilliantly inhabited by Jesse Eisenberg) wasn’t the most likeable of heroes, but he was a hero of our times. He made Facebook because he could—and because he was smarter than everyone else around him. The same could be said for this incredible film.

 

2. The Kids Are All Right- Lisa Cholodenko’s smartly observed, wryly funny, and loveably lived-in portrait of a lesbian couple (Julianne Moore and Annette Bening) disrupted by the unexpected appearance of their children’s’ sperm donor (Mark Ruffalo) features some of the best ensemble acting of the year.

 

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December, 16th 2010

Black Swan

 

Black Swan, Darren Aronofsky’s breathless fever dream about the world of ballet, is equal parts brilliant and ridiculous. And because it’s been short-listed for Oscar and has received near unanimous critical raves, I'm going to go ahead and focus on the ridiculous part first.

I mean, has anyone else noticed that this film, while compulsively entertaining and formally beautiful, is also about as subtle as a clog dance?

Nina Sayers (Natalie Portman) is a soloist with an unnamed ballet company, modeled after the New York City Ballet. The company’s director, the Balanchine-esque Leroy (Vincent Cassel) is casting a new version of Swan Lake. You see, the former prima ballerina Beth (Winona Ryder) has been put out to pasture and Leroy wants a new star.

The uptight, sheltered Nina would be perfect as the White Swan—the virginal half of the Swan Lake equation. But Leroy fears she’s not sexy or uninhibited enough to play the White Swan’s dark, libidinous other half, the Black Swan.

He casts her...

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December, 16th 2010

TRON: Legacy

I just read on Wikipedia (so it must be true!) that TRON—the 1982 sci-fi flick about a computer engineer (Jeff Bridges) who enters his own video game—was inspired by the Atari game Pong. But of course, Pong has about as much to do with today’s video games as a Model T has to do with today’s cars. (If you watch the trailer for the original TRON on YouTube, they treat computers like some sort of ominous futuristic threat to humanity—which, okay, proved accurate, but still).

Yes, this sequel somewhat updates the original’s wide-eyed view of the digital world, but it’s still working with an outmoded mainframe, if you know what I mean.

In TRON: Legacy, Kevin Flynn (played by both an eerie, computer-simulated young Jeff Bridges and the wily old actor himself) has been missing for 20 years. His rebel son Sam (dishy but dull Garrett Hedlund) wanders into the cob-webby arcade where Flynn used to work and gets sucked through a portal into the grid. There, he discovers a world of avatar-like “programs” who engage in old-fashioned video-game-style battles for survival....

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December, 10th 2010

The Tourist

 

The Tourist is meant to be a romantic international thriller. Unfortunately, the film is neither romantic nor thrilling—but, on the bright side, Venice looks stunning!

This has to qualify as one of the biggest disappointments of the year. It stars two of my favorite actors (hell, two of everyone’s favorite actors): Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp.

Even the premise sounds intriguing: A mysterious woman (Jolie) being shadowed by both Interpol and the Russian mafia, sidles up to a vacationing school teacher (Depp), hoping he’ll be mistaken for her international outlaw beau.

What follows should be intriguing, sexy, and can’t-catch-your-breath exciting. Instead, it’s leaden, lumpy, and dull.

Part of the problem is the lack of chemistry between the two leads. At first, Jolie’s Elise is supposed to see Depp’s Frank as an easy mark. Eventually, though, she’s supposed to fall for him. But there is no heat between these two actors whatsoever. Yes, I understand that Depp is intentionally...

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November, 30th 2010

Burlesque

 

Burlesque can’t decide if it wants to be a serious musical, a la Chicago, or a piece of guilty-pleasure trash, a la Showgirls. As such,  it’s stuck in the middle—too cheesy to be good art and not nearly fabulous enough to be good camp. It needed, frankly, more catfights, more glitter, more transvestites! Instead, it’s an earnest story of small-town girl Ali (Christina Aguilera) who lands a waitress job at a burlesque club in Los Angeles, with dreams of being a star. Cher plays the tough (yet tender) owner of the club, who resists Ali at first, but eventually sees that the kid’s got moxie to burn!

Stanley Tucci is on hand, natch, playing Cher’s loyal gay sidekick. And for reasons unknown, Alan Cumming is also in the film, albeit briefly, playing the coat check boy (or somethin’). (My theory: They got their big-get Tucci after they had already cast Cumming and didn’t have the heart to tell him he was no longer in the film.)

Kristen Bell plays a rival performer, but they don’t even bother to make her that nasty. She’s more of a misunderstood bad girl...

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