June, 26th 2011

Bad Teacher

Bad Teacher, not to be confused with Horrible Bosses, which opens in two weeks (is this the Snakes on a Plane effect at work?), is a one-joke film that inevitably wears out its welcome. But hey, at least the joke is pretty good.

The extremely game Cameron Diaz is Elizabeth Halsey, who teaches middle school to pay for a boob job (all the better to land a rich husband). She has nothing but contempt for her students—indeed, she’s usually too bored, hungover, or high to even notice them.

There’s one great sequence where Diaz—who performs the whole film wearing high heels, tight skirts, and a “screw you” snarl—marks up papers with comments like: “Could you BE any more stupid?” She also shows her kids inspirational teacher movies—Stand and Deliver, Lean on Me, Dangerous Minds— in lieu of doing any actual teaching. This is funny, liberating even, in our PC world, where every child is a precious snowflake and every movie teacher just cares so darn much!

But Bad Teacher has no place to go. There’s Justin Timberlake—cute, but still not making a case for abandoning music— as a dorky and rich substitute teacher who Elizabeth pursues. He, however, only has eyes for...

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June, 10th 2011

Super 8

Super 8

 

When does theft become homage? When the person you’re ripping off is a collaborator. J.J. Abrams apparently knows this and, with Steven Spielberg on board as executive producer, his Super 8 has gone from Spielberg-theft to Spielbergesque.

Actually, of the all the films that have tried to do Spielberg—Goonies and Gremlins come to mind—Super 8 may do it best. It captures a lot of the uniquely clear-eyed suburban nostalgia that made Spielberg films like E.T. and Close Encounters of the Third Kind so magical.

It’s the summer of 1979 and, in a working class Ohio town, Joel (Joe Lamb) has just lost his mother to a horrible accident at the plant. His cop father (Kyle Chandler) is ill-equipped to deal with a grieving son (or his own grief for that matter) but luckily Joel has an enterprising friend (Riley Griffiths) who wants to make a zombie film on his Super 8 camera. That’s just the distraction that Joel, who is handy with makeup and props, needs—all the more so when the cool and pretty Alice (Elle Fanning) is cast as the leading lady....

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June, 9th 2011

Midnight in Paris

 

After a lifetime of making films that were explicit homages to his beloved Manhattan, Woody Allen seems to have reached the “European vacation” phase of his career. He obviously doesn’t know England (Match Point) or Spain (Vicky Cristina Barcelona) as well as he knows the Upper West Side, but these new locales have inspired him and even loosened him up. When describing his latest, Midnight in Paris, one feels compelled to use French pastry analogies: It’s a bonbon, a macaroon, a petit four.

The role of Woody Allen will this time be played by the droll Owen Wilson—who, with his WASPy looks marred by that fabulously crooked nose, has always struck me as Robert Redford’s comedy doppelganger. Turns out, he’s an excellent, if unlikely, stand-in. Wilson has a child-like sense of awe about him, so he represents the romantic side of Woody’s nature well.

Here, he plays Gil, a Hollywood screenwriter vacationing in Paris with his fiancée Inez (Rachel McAdams). Gil is disenchanted with life in L.A.—he’s working on a novel and fantasizes about living the bohemian life in...

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June, 9th 2011

The Tree of Life

The Tree of Life

 

Sometimes you have to risk ridiculousness to find the sublime and director Terrence Malick has never shied away from that paradox. With its hushed dialogue, poetic incantations, and lengthy digressions about the cosmos, it would be very easy to mock Malick’s latest, The Tree of Life, as self-indulgent nonsense. But be careful what you mock. For all its art house pretensions, it is also one of the most resonant examinations of childhood that I have ever seen.

There are two things you need to know before you go see The Tree of Life: One is that very early in the film, Malick takes a break from the O’Briens, the traditional 1950s family he has introduced us to—Brad Pitt is the father, along with his forest-sprite-like wife (Jessica Chastain) and their three sons—and turns his attention to swirling images of fire, water, clouds, and solar systems (there’s even a little parable involving dinosaurs). We are watching nothing less than the dawn of the earth.

Now, some people will be enthralled by the beauty of these images. Others, like myself, will be glancing at their watches...

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May, 27th 2011

The Hangover Part II

Hangover Part II

 

Much like a wild night of partying that you enjoyed a whole lot but probably shouldn’t attempt to repeat, The Hangover Part II was possibly ill-conceived from the start.

I loved the first one, for its audacity and gleeful debauchery, but also the cleverness of its Agatha Christie-goes-to-a-bachelor-party-in-Vegas-style plot.

This latest installment—which finds the boys in Bangkok—follows the original’s structure to a tee. I get that choice—in some ways, fans would feel cheated if they didn’t get to see a glassy eyed Phil (Bradley Cooper) moaning into the phone: “It happened again.”

But the film can hardly be bothered to even slightly deviate from the original formula.

So instead of a missing groom, they have lost the precocious 16-year-old brother of Stu's (Ed Helms) fiancée.

Instead of a pulled tooth, there’s a chopped off finger, and an ill-advised Mike Tyson tattoo. (Ill-advised for both the character and the film—the...

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May, 12th 2011

Bridesmaids

Bridesmaids

 

In its own modest way, Bridesmaids is actually pretty groundbreaking. On the most basic level, it’s a gender-reversal take on 2009’s The Hangover, where it’s the bridesmaids who go wild this time, not the groomsmen. And that alone would be cause for celebration. After all, how many raunchy, rollicking female buddy films have we seen in the last five years? (I’ll save you a trip to imdb.com. The answer is none.) (And no, Sex and the City doesn’t count.)

But the most satisfying aspect of Bridesmaids may very well be that it finally gives Kristen Wiig a proper vehicle for her outsized talent (she also co-wrote the script). Fans of Saturday Night Live already know what a powerhouse she is (SNL’s guiding principle seems to be: “Throw Kristen into the skit, she’ll make it better!”) and I’d enjoyed her supporting work in small films like Whip It! and Extract.

But anytime somebody steps out of skit comedy and into feature leads, you have to wonder: Can they really carry a film on their own? The answer, happily, is...

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May, 10th 2011

The New Yorker's Richard Brody loves the Maryland Film Festival

 

I mean, he really loves the Maryland Film Festival.

 

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April, 29th 2011

The mighty Maryland Film Festival!

The Maryland Film Festival (http://www.md-filmfest.com) is happening next week (May 5-8). Lucky me, I got to preview some of the films.

 

Better This World

Max Weiss's Rating: 3.5 stars

No matter what your political predilection, prepare to be outraged when you watch the documentary Better This World. It tells the story of two earnest young men—Brad Crowder and David McKay— who traveled from Texas to Minnesota to protest the 2008 Republican National Convention. After Molotov cocktails were found in their possession, they were both imprisoned for domestic terrorism. An open and shut case of youthful idealism turned violent? Not so fast. Turns out, they were recruited, riled up, and essentially dared to “do whatever it...

April, 29th 2011

Fast Five

Fast Five

 

As I watched Fast Five, I found myself wondering: Do the makers of HGH (human growth hormone) actually have stock in this movie? I’m not suggesting that both Vin Diesel and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson are on the juice—okay, maybe I am a little—but their bulging biceps (and necks and, uh, skulls) will at the very least inspire others to try the stuff. (Just say no, kids.) More importantly, the film itself seems to be on steroids. It’s a low IQ, high-octane, adrenalized speed ride. I kind of loved it.

Look, if you’re looking for character development, thoughtful dialogue, a sensical plot, you’ve come to the wrong place. But if you’re looking for fast cars, fast women, macho wise cracks, and “how on earth did they pull that off?” stunts, you simply can’t do any better.

Happily, Vin Diesel and Paul Walker have now come to terms with the fact that the Fast franchise may very well be the apex of their careers and they seem okay with it. As federal-agent-turned-fugitive Brian O’Conner, Walker’s acting remains somewhere between laughably wooden and pleasingly deadpan (...

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April, 22nd 2011

Complete Maryland Film Festival lineup!

MD Film Festival

Oooooh, lots of intriguing stuff. I'll post my reviews the week of the fest.

http://www.md-filmfest.com/film-guide-2011.cfm

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