November, 18th 2011

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I

Bella and Edward chess

 

If you are a fan of HBO’s True Blood, with all its sex and blood and gothic kink, you realize just how, er, bloodless the Twilight series is. Of course, that makes sense—Twilight is a series aimed at 14-year-old girls. But that inhibition is particularly problematic in this installment of the movie, since it’s all about—how can I put this delicately?—rough vampire sex and gory childbirth. (Hey, don’t blame me. Blame Stephenie Meyer, who combines shmoopy teen romance with vampire freakiness like none other).

Director Bill Condon (Dreamgirls), certainly the most talented to helm the Twilight series, tries manfully to make all this work, with mixed results. When Bella (Kristen Stewart) and Edward (Robert Pattinson) consummate their love on their honeymoon, he shows Edward gripping the bed post tightly, then breaking it. Later, we see the aftermath of this session: Down feathers flying, bed frames broken, and Bella covered in bruises. Wow. That must’ve been intense! (Alas, we’ll never know. . .)

As for the child birth scene, there’s some blood, but not nearly enough. It’s more like “oh, that was kind of gross” as opposed to “holy mother of possible...

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November, 11th 2011

Like Crazy

Like Crazy

 

It’s impossible to watch Like Crazy and not think about the nature of young love—or perhaps the nature of your own first love. It captures those very specific sensations—the thrill of your partner’s otherness, mingling with the thrill of finding you have so much in common. The giddiness, the possessiveness, the solipsistic charge of it all. And it captures the unique sensuality of young love—two bodies almost cocooning together, as if they could tuck away inside each other, protected from all the sorrows and troubles of the world.

More specifically, Like Crazy tells the story of college students Jacob (Anton Yelchin) and Anna (Felicity Jones). She wants to be a journalist and is prone to writing discursive notes and filling journals with photos and poems and observations. He wants to be a furniture maker and is sweet and indie-boy shy. She boldly leaves a note on the hood of his car (“p.s.-I’m not a nutcase!”) and they spend the night in her room discussing life and music and the perfection of Paul Simon’s Graceland.

These opening scenes are so intimate, you almost feel like a voyeur. When Anna scribbles a note to Jacob and he scribbles one back, we are not privy to what the notes...

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October, 27th 2011

In Time

In Time

After seeing In Time, I mentioned to a friend that it played like a less complex, more rudimentary version of 1997’s great Nietzschean sci-fi film Gattaca. Well, imdb.com to the rescue! Turns out, In Time was in made by writer/director Andrew Niccol, who also did Gattaca. (Dag, I really should read those pesky press kits the studios send me.)

Not sure what it says about Niccol that his work has gotten less sophisticated over the years—and I’m tempted to say, skip In Time and rewatch Gattaca instead—but the guy clearly knows his way around a sci-fi film.

First the good news: In Time was the first Justin Timberlake film that, for me at least, didn’t play like a referendum on his ability as a movie star. I just accept him now as a bona fide actor, even if I still think he’s more gifted as a musician. Still, with his head shaved and his body sculpted (!), he’s a credible action hero. Plus, he has that undeniable JT charm.

Timberlake plays Will Salas, a young man who is living his society’s version of paycheck-to-paycheck—i.e., day-to-day. In the film’s alternate reality, time is the only currency. Everyone lives to be 25—and never...

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October, 13th 2011

Footloose

 

I cringed every time I passed a poster for the Footloose remake. The whole endeavor seemed so unnecessary and even slightly embarrassing for those involved. After all, when a film hits upon some sort of unlikely alchemy to become a hit—some secret combination of Kevin Bacon’s big hair and Kenny Loggins’ bigger guitar licks—shouldn’t you just leave well enough alone? Because really, what are the odds that lightning can strike twice?

But I must say that director Craig Brewer (Hustle and Flow) has proven me wrong. He obviously loved the original film, so his remake serves as much as an homage as update. And he doesn’t try to drastically change it—making our hero Ren a hip-hop dancer, say, or setting the whole thing in Cuba (I’m talkin to you, Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights)—he just tweaks it. He sets it in the south, not Utah, which makes sense. And he adopts High School Musical’s cheerfully multi-culti approach to casting and music: the film casually incorporates hip-hop, metal, and classic pop into its soundtrack.

Of course, there’s no way to really sidestep the essential corniness of the film (heck, it was even corny back in 1984): The young rebel with a heart of...

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October, 6th 2011

The Ides of March

The Ides of March

 

 

I realize that Aaron Sorkin (The Social Network, Moneyball) can’t write all the films, but I couldn’t help but think that The Ides of March would’ve greatly benefited from one of his famous rewrites. The film lacks his trademark verbal zing and insiderish authority, not to mention his gift for character development.

As it is, The Ides of March feels a bit like it’s doing an impression of a great film. It certainly has the dream cast—Ryan Gosling, George Clooney (who also directed), Philip Seymour Hoffman, and Paul Giamatti. (What? Daniel Day-Lewis wasn’t available?). And its setting—the corrupt world of primary politics—has produced more than its fair share of classics. But while the film is hardly a dud, it falls seriously short of greatness.

Gosling plays Stephen Myers, campaign press secretary for presidential candidate Governor Mike Morris (Clooney). Stephen is shrewd, but an idealist. He believes fully in Morris, who is a principled liberal in the manner of Barack Obama (although, as is often the case with Hollywood films about politics, Morris is way too liberal to actually win a general election: He’s a pacifist who also...

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September, 29th 2011

50/50

50/50

 

I  had to drag myself to see 50/50. I mean, did I really want to see a movie where Joseph Gordon Levitt battles cancer? Especially when the film was (dubiously) dubbed a comedy?

Man, am I glad I went. It’s almost impossible to overstate how lovable a film this is. It’s endearing, clever, moving, and, yes, funny. A cancer film for the rest of us.

Part of what makes 50/50 so good, and so totally grounded in a recognizable reality, is the fact that it was written by Will Reiser, a young comedy writer who himself was diagnosed with cancer at the age of 27 (he’s now in remission). Reiser had the good fortune to be close friends with actor/writer Seth Rogen, who plays Kyle—essentially a fictionalized version of himself—in the film.

50/50 doesn’t fall into the trap of so many cancer films: Just because Gordon Levitt’s Adam has cancer, it doesn’t make him a saint, it doesn’t make him a deeper, more profound human being. He’s just a regular guy dealing with a seriously messed up situation.

So how do a couple of young, funny, hip guys deal when one of them gets cancer? They smoke a lot of weed, make a lot of gallows jokes, and, at Kyles’s urging, attempt...

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September, 22nd 2011

Moneyball

 

We’ve all heard that old cliché about the character actor trapped inside a leading man’s body. But that doesn’t quite apply to Brad Pitt. He’s something rarer: For most of his career, Pitt’s actually been too good-looking to even be taken seriously as a leading man.

He’s rebelled against it mightily, playing all manner of freaks and gypsies and even, in one truly ill-advised project, the embodiment of death. But he’s actually been at his best when he’s stopped worrying and embraced the hotness. In Fight Club, he was a fantasy projection—the coolest, sexiest, most bad-ass chick-magnet alive. In Ocean’s Eleven, his good looks gave his character a kind of perpetually amused insouciance. In Legends of the Fall, he was a full-on swoon-worthy romantic hero.

But Brad Pitt is 48 years old now and, while he’s still a beautiful man, he’s got some wrinkles, some bags under his eyes and, unfairly or not, it gives him a new depth. He’s so not much turning into a silver fox, a la his buddy George Clooney—instead, his current looks represent a kind of dissipated youth, a faded glory. All of which makes him perfect to play Billy Beane in the great new Moneyball—and why...

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September, 15th 2011

I Don't Know How She Does It

 

Everything about I Don’t Know How She Does feels slightly off. There’s the ungainly title, which sounds like something you’d find in the self-help section of a bookstore (it’s actually based on a 2002 novel). There’s the fact that Sarah Jessica Parker’s Kate Reddy works as an investment manager. (Is America ready to embrace a movie about a finance exec?) And there’s the film’s slightly dated insistence that Kate feels  judged by society for not staying at home with her two adorable kids. (If anything, my stay-at-home friends feel the opposite—like society is raising its collective eyebrow at them. )

And frankly, who really wants to see a movie about somebody else’s stress? Kate has to juggle career, kids, husband, backstabbing co-workers, a constantly buzzing cell phone, last minute business travel arrangements, meddling in-laws, etc. Yeesh, with escape like that, who needs the movies?

Also, much as they can mess up SPJ’s hair and have one of her shirt-tails come adorably untucked, things aren’t really all that bad for Kate. Her husband, played by Greg Kinnear, is doting and almost endlessly patient. Her hot new client (Pierce Brosnan) takes one look at Kate singing a lullaby to her...

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September, 8th 2011

Contagion

Contagion

 

In Contagion, every doorknob, every elevator button, every handshake poses an insidious, unseen threat. Director Steven Soderbergh cannily shoots these things as though they are the artifacts of a horror film—which, of course, they are. We have seen the boogeyman and he is a cough on the bus.

 “The average person touches their face three to five times every waking minute,” says Erin Mears (Kate Winslet), a doctor from the Center for Disease Control, who has been dispatched to Chicago in an attempt to interview and quarantine those who have been in contact with a deadly, fast-moving virus. 

(Ewww!)

Within the first few minutes of the film, we see Gwyneth Paltrow, as a perfectly healthy wife and mother from Chicago, just back from a business trip to Hong Kong, get suddenly sick and die. (This isn’t a really spoiler and if it is, I’m about to spoil you further: Lots more deaths will follow.)

As he did in Traffic, Soderbergh deftly introduces us to lots of characters—doctors, patients, infectious disease experts, government officials, conspiracy theorists, innocent bystanders, et al—who are affected by the scourge. And as the disease and the inevitable mass...

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August, 25th 2011

Don't Be Afraid of the Dark

Don't Be Afraid of the Dark

 

If a horror film needs to pass the smell test—that is, be grounded in some sort of credible reality—in order for you to enjoy it, steer clear of Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark. It’s filled with ridiculous implausibilities that had me rolling my eyes (in the dark).

But at some point, I must admit, that I gave into the film’s impressionistic pleasures. It succeeds more as a sensory experience than a narrative one. It’s about two things essentially: A very creepy house (filled with very creepy things that go bump in the night) and a very scared, but very determined, little girl. Judged on that criteria alone, it’s a complete success.

Bailee Madison, the excellent, somber-faced child star who shined in 2009’s Brothers, plays Sally, a sad little girl—she’s shown popping Adderall—who is sent to live with her architect father (Guy Pearce) and his interior decorator girlfriend (Katie Holmes) in the giant gothic mansion they are renovating together. Because yes, the best place for a depressed little girl is an isolated mansion in the middle of nowhere without another child in sight. And by all means, give that girl a creepy rotating music box that casts shadows on the wall...

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