October, 6th 2011

The Ides of March

The Ides of March

 

 

I realize that Aaron Sorkin (The Social Network, Moneyball) can’t write all the films, but I couldn’t help but think that The Ides of March would’ve greatly benefited from one of his famous rewrites. The film lacks his trademark verbal zing and insiderish authority, not to mention his gift for character development.

As it is, The Ides of March feels a bit like it’s doing an impression of a great film. It certainly has the dream cast—Ryan Gosling, George Clooney (who also directed), Philip Seymour Hoffman, and Paul Giamatti. (What? Daniel Day-Lewis wasn’t available?). And its setting—the corrupt world of primary politics—has produced more than its fair share of classics. But while the film is hardly a dud, it falls seriously short of greatness.

Gosling plays Stephen Myers, campaign press secretary for presidential candidate Governor Mike Morris (Clooney). Stephen is shrewd, but an idealist. He believes fully in Morris, who is a principled liberal in the manner of Barack Obama (although, as is often the case with Hollywood films about politics, Morris is way too liberal to actually win a general election: He’s a pacifist who also...

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September, 29th 2011

50/50

50/50

 

I  had to drag myself to see 50/50. I mean, did I really want to see a movie where Joseph Gordon Levitt battles cancer? Especially when the film was (dubiously) dubbed a comedy?

Man, am I glad I went. It’s almost impossible to overstate how lovable a film this is. It’s endearing, clever, moving, and, yes, funny. A cancer film for the rest of us.

Part of what makes 50/50 so good, and so totally grounded in a recognizable reality, is the fact that it was written by Will Reiser, a young comedy writer who himself was diagnosed with cancer at the age of 27 (he’s now in remission). Reiser had the good fortune to be close friends with actor/writer Seth Rogen, who plays Kyle—essentially a fictionalized version of himself—in the film.

50/50 doesn’t fall into the trap of so many cancer films: Just because Gordon Levitt’s Adam has cancer, it doesn’t make him a saint, it doesn’t make him a deeper, more profound human being. He’s just a regular guy dealing with a seriously messed up situation.

So how do a couple of young, funny, hip guys deal when one of them gets cancer? They smoke a lot of weed, make a lot of gallows jokes, and, at Kyles’s urging, attempt...

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September, 22nd 2011

Moneyball

 

We’ve all heard that old cliché about the character actor trapped inside a leading man’s body. But that doesn’t quite apply to Brad Pitt. He’s something rarer: For most of his career, Pitt’s actually been too good-looking to even be taken seriously as a leading man.

He’s rebelled against it mightily, playing all manner of freaks and gypsies and even, in one truly ill-advised project, the embodiment of death. But he’s actually been at his best when he’s stopped worrying and embraced the hotness. In Fight Club, he was a fantasy projection—the coolest, sexiest, most bad-ass chick-magnet alive. In Ocean’s Eleven, his good looks gave his character a kind of perpetually amused insouciance. In Legends of the Fall, he was a full-on swoon-worthy romantic hero.

But Brad Pitt is 48 years old now and, while he’s still a beautiful man, he’s got some wrinkles, some bags under his eyes and, unfairly or not, it gives him a new depth. He’s so not much turning into a silver fox, a la his buddy George Clooney—instead, his current looks represent a kind of dissipated youth, a faded glory. All of which makes him perfect to play Billy Beane in the great new Moneyball—and why...

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September, 15th 2011

I Don't Know How She Does It

 

Everything about I Don’t Know How She Does feels slightly off. There’s the ungainly title, which sounds like something you’d find in the self-help section of a bookstore (it’s actually based on a 2002 novel). There’s the fact that Sarah Jessica Parker’s Kate Reddy works as an investment manager. (Is America ready to embrace a movie about a finance exec?) And there’s the film’s slightly dated insistence that Kate feels  judged by society for not staying at home with her two adorable kids. (If anything, my stay-at-home friends feel the opposite—like society is raising its collective eyebrow at them. )

And frankly, who really wants to see a movie about somebody else’s stress? Kate has to juggle career, kids, husband, backstabbing co-workers, a constantly buzzing cell phone, last minute business travel arrangements, meddling in-laws, etc. Yeesh, with escape like that, who needs the movies?

Also, much as they can mess up SPJ’s hair and have one of her shirt-tails come adorably untucked, things aren’t really all that bad for Kate. Her husband, played by Greg Kinnear, is doting and almost endlessly patient. Her hot new client (Pierce Brosnan) takes one look at Kate singing a lullaby to her...

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September, 8th 2011

Contagion

Contagion

 

In Contagion, every doorknob, every elevator button, every handshake poses an insidious, unseen threat. Director Steven Soderbergh cannily shoots these things as though they are the artifacts of a horror film—which, of course, they are. We have seen the boogeyman and he is a cough on the bus.

 “The average person touches their face three to five times every waking minute,” says Erin Mears (Kate Winslet), a doctor from the Center for Disease Control, who has been dispatched to Chicago in an attempt to interview and quarantine those who have been in contact with a deadly, fast-moving virus. 

(Ewww!)

Within the first few minutes of the film, we see Gwyneth Paltrow, as a perfectly healthy wife and mother from Chicago, just back from a business trip to Hong Kong, get suddenly sick and die. (This isn’t a really spoiler and if it is, I’m about to spoil you further: Lots more deaths will follow.)

As he did in Traffic, Soderbergh deftly introduces us to lots of characters—doctors, patients, infectious disease experts, government officials, conspiracy theorists, innocent bystanders, et al—who are affected by the scourge. And as the disease and the inevitable mass...

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August, 25th 2011

Don't Be Afraid of the Dark

Don't Be Afraid of the Dark

 

If a horror film needs to pass the smell test—that is, be grounded in some sort of credible reality—in order for you to enjoy it, steer clear of Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark. It’s filled with ridiculous implausibilities that had me rolling my eyes (in the dark).

But at some point, I must admit, that I gave into the film’s impressionistic pleasures. It succeeds more as a sensory experience than a narrative one. It’s about two things essentially: A very creepy house (filled with very creepy things that go bump in the night) and a very scared, but very determined, little girl. Judged on that criteria alone, it’s a complete success.

Bailee Madison, the excellent, somber-faced child star who shined in 2009’s Brothers, plays Sally, a sad little girl—she’s shown popping Adderall—who is sent to live with her architect father (Guy Pearce) and his interior decorator girlfriend (Katie Holmes) in the giant gothic mansion they are renovating together. Because yes, the best place for a depressed little girl is an isolated mansion in the middle of nowhere without another child in sight. And by all means, give that girl a creepy rotating music box that casts shadows on the wall...

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August, 11th 2011

Glee: The 3D Concert Movie

Rachel and Kurt

 

I’m not really a full-on Gleek, maybe just a touch Gleek-ish. Yes, I watch the show, but I feel it has gone markedly downhill since its first stellar half-season. The episodes are seriously hit or miss. Storylines get started and dropped— Rachel’s mother? Quinn’s painful past? Sue Sylvester’s humanity?—and, as brilliant as Jane Lynch is, she can only sabotage the glee club so many times before it becomes tiresome. The proselytizing has gotten to be a bit much, too, even for someone like me, who totally embraces Glee’s message of celebrating our differences. It’s a classic case of a show reading too much of its own good press.

But at least there’s the music, which is always fun—well, as long as Mr. Schue isn’t rapping, that is—and sometimes downright magical.

So, of course, Glee: The 3D Concert Movie was going to a have a certain base level of entertainment. How could it not? These kids are just too darn talented—especially breakout star Lea Michele, who can wrap her voice around a classic Barbra Streisand song like nobody’s business (her “Don’t Rain on My Parade” is as much of a showstopper on stage as it was on the TV show).

But we get to see the New Directions gang strut...

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August, 10th 2011

The Help

 

When you love a book—I mean really love it—you approach its screen adaptation with a curious mix of hopefulness and combativeness: “Oh, I hope they do it justice” blended with “they better not screw it up.”

So I’m happy to report that newcomer Tate Taylor’s screen version of The Help—a book that I loved, your mama loved, and, more importantly, Oprah loved—not only does the book justice, but manages to replicate many of its specific and satisfying joys.

In Jim-Crow-era Mississippi, Skeeter (Emma Stone), a recent college grad who has ambitions beyond cotillion parties and bridge club teas, wants to give a voice to the exploited and demeaned black domestic servants, aka, “the help.” So she approaches a friend’s maid, Aibileen (Viola Davis)—and asks her to share her story for a potential book.

This, of course, could have real consequences for both of them: Skeeter could lose her (already shaky) social standing; Aibileen could get fired, arrested, or worse (racial violence was running rampant in Jackson at that time). But a slow trust forms between the two women and Aibileen, inspired by a church sermon about standing up for what’s right, agrees to tell her story. Soon Aibileen’s...

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August, 4th 2011

The Change-Up

 

In this so-so comedy, already nicknamed “Freaky Friday with dudes,” Jason Bateman plays Dave Lockwood, over-worked lawyer/family man and Ryan Reynolds plays his childhood pal Mitch Planko, unemployed actor/ladies man. Throw in a drunken night, a magical water fountain that our heroes pee in (ah, the charms of the modern-day fairy tale), and, presto-chango, they swap lives.

Most of the laughs here come from the Mitch-as-Dave side of the equation. In one politically incorrect scene, Mitch essentially demonstrates how not to feed a pair of twin one-year-olds (sharp knives and electric sockets are involved). It will play well to the Go the F**k to Sleep crowd.

Another scene, where Mitch thinks Dave’s hot wife (Leslie Mann, quite amusing here) is disrobing for sexytimes, when in fact, she’s about to go to the bathroom in front of him (egad!), is a clever commentary on the sometimes neutered state of the modern marriage.

But the scenes of Dave-as-Mitch embracing the single life don’t play as well, partly because the film is so intent on reassuring us that Dave’s a stand-up guy, they don’t really let him enjoy his vacation in Ryan Reynolds’ body. (And really, what...

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July, 28th 2011

Cowboys & Aliens

 

From the Horrible Bosses, Bad Teacher, and Snakes on a Plane school of title-giving, we now have Cowboys & Aliens, which is about, well . . .yeah. I must say, though, two bold choices by director Jon Favreau: Not to call it Cowboys vs. Aliens (so as not to confuse it with Alien vs. Predator?) and, of course, the use of that jaunty little ampersand. Any hack can use the word “and” but it takes a real artist to go for the ampersand.

Okay, I mock unfairly—a bit. Cowboys & Aliens is actually kind of fun. It’s just about as literal-minded a film as you can get. Favreau doesn’t choose to reinvent or reimagine either cowboy films or alien films. Instead, he chooses to take the most obvious tropes from both genres and mash them together. It’s a fanboy stoner debate come to life: What if we took really awesome cowboys and really awesome aliens and had them, you know, fight? Who would win? Would the Indians side with the cowboys or the aliens? Would it, empirically-speaking, be the greatest film ever?

Daniel Craig, with his creviced, lived-in, ugly-handsome face is brilliantly cast as Jake Lonergan, a lone gunslinger who...

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