November, 25th 2010

Love and Other Drugs

 

Love and Other Drugs gives chick flicks a good name. It follows one of the standard tropes: callow male (Jake Gyllenhaal) saved by the love of a good woman (Anne Hathaway). He’s a womanizing pharmaceutical rep; she’s a free-spirited bohemian. And—don’t cringe—she’s sick, with the early stages of Parkinson’s Disease, all the better to make him really man up. It’s Love Story in a breezy, rom-com package.

Sounds horrible, right? And yet. . .Love and Other Drugs manages to work, partly because of the near-supernatural charm of its two leads, partly because the script has a genuinely intriguing subplot about the war between Prozac and Zoloft (which became a moot point when Pfizer, the company that makes Zoloft, invented Viagra), and largely because the film is, well, sexy as hell.

Sometimes when I review a movie it’s as simple as this: I enjoyed the heck out of Love and Other Drugs and I think you will, too. Upon reflection, does Jake Gyllenhaal’s Jamie really need a slovenly brother to provide cheap, frat-ish jokes? No. Does the film really need to take a...

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November, 21st 2010

127 Hours

 

There’s been a lot of talk about the scene in 127 Hours where hiker Aron Ralston (James Franco) cuts off his own arm. Some people reportedly passed out at screenings. Others were only able to look at the carnage through clenched fingers. Still others so dreaded the scene, they chose to avoid the film altogether.

What people don’t tell you is that, at that point in the movie, you’re absolutely dying for Aron to cut off his arm. It’s basically either arm evisceration or death. And while the scene is grisly and, yes, hard to watch, it’s also a cause for celebration. In my own mind I was thinking, “Do it! Do it!” as poor Aron dug the (dull) knife into his flesh.

I imagine that director Danny Boyle (Slumdog Millionaire) never considered not showing Aron do the unthinkable deed. In fact, I’d venture to guess that the whole reason he chose to make the film was because of that scene.

After all, we’d all heard the true story of the hiker who fell into the canyon with his arm pinned under an intractable...

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November, 15th 2010

But where's his boom box?

Here's the first pic of John Cusack, playing some sort of action star version of Edgar Allan Poe in director James McTeigue's The Raven.

I'm kind of feeling it. You?

 

 

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November, 12th 2010

Morning Glory

 

If nothing else, Morning Glory has an A-list feel. It has an A-list cast: Harrison Ford, Diane Keaton, and Rachel McAdams. It has an A-list release date: right before the holidays. And its premise—plucky young producer (McAdams) tries to get a semi-retired newsman (Harrison) to do happy talk on the morning news— is reminiscent of the decidedly A-List Broadcast News.

But Morning Glory is not an A-list film. It barely makes it onto the B-list.

So what’s the problem? Let’s start with a script that seems to have been buried in a vault for 20 years. Not only is this a film about TV that makes no mention of Hulu, Facebook, or TiVo (there is one token reference to YouTube), but at one point, the low-rated morning show is threatened to be cancelled in favor of—wait for it—game shows and soap operas. (The only thing more endangered than low-rated morning talk shows? Game shows and soap operas.)

The other problem is the film’s aggressive cutesiness. McAdams, who is undeniably adorable, is playing that stock chick-...

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November, 10th 2010

What’s Up With Edward Norton?

 

Last year, I wrote a small piece about Mo’Nique’s big Oscar win for Precious and I marveled over the fact that she had won an Oscar before Edward Norton. As great as Mo’Nique was in that film (and I’ve gushed repeatedly), no one could’ve seen that coming.

“Don’t worry, Edward,” I wrote. “I’m sure you’ll be getting one of the gold guys soon enough.”

On second thought, maybe I’m not so sure.

When Norton first stormed onto the scene with Primal Fear, it was more than just a great performance, it was a calling card, a young actor showing off his incredible bag of tricks. He played a con-man (it wouldn’t be the last time)—a teenage sociopath who deceived a gullible attorney into thinking he was a stuttering innocent, when,  in fact, he was a calculating killer. There’s a great moment—the big reveal—when Norton’s sweet slack face curls into a malevolent grin. It’s chilling.

Norton was nominated for Best Supporting Actor for that film, and although he didn’t win, a major actor had...

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November, 5th 2010

For Colored Girls

 

Some labors of love should be told to get lost. For Colored Girls, director Tyler Perry’s cinematic adaptation of the seminal 1970s play For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Wasn’t Enuf, is that kind of well-intentioned, but doomed-from-the-start effort.

I have no doubt that the original work was very meaningful to Perry and his talented cast. But the play’s “choreopoem” structure—7 different actresses reciting poetic monologues that depict 20 unnamed characters—is nearly impossible to adapt. Perry chose to use 20 actors and give all the characters names and flesh out their stories. He also chose to occasionally have the actresses break the fourth wall and recite the plaintive, rhythmic dialogue from the play. It’s a risk that might’ve paid off in the hands of a more talented director, but here it just feels jarring and awkward.

Another problem: The film’s melodrama is piled on so thick, it borders on laughable. And the play’s themes of female empowerment are a bit...

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November, 4th 2010

Due Date

 

Last year, director Todd Phillips was able to make one of the funniest films of the decade, The Hangover, by constantly ratcheting up the insanity. Just when you thought things couldn’t get more out of control, someone lost a tooth, or Mike Tyson showed up, or a gangster ended up in the trunk of a stolen police car.

Phillips’s newest film, Due Date, a clear homage to the John Hughes classic, Planes, Trains and Automobiles, attempts to do the same thing—with somewhat less inspired results.

Robert Downey Jr. plays Peter Highman, a tightly wound architect who is traveling across country to witness the birth of his first child. Zach Galifianakis is Ethan Tremblay, a dope smoking, perm-sporting man-child who, as is often the case with Galifianakis characters, is just a few loose screws away from being completely unhinged.

In Planes, Trains and Automobiles it was bad weather that forced the two mismatched companions to set out on their cross country journey. In Due Date, updated as it is for the new...

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October, 22nd 2010

Conviction

 

Conviction fits neatly in the great tradition of tough-cookie-fighting the system films, from Norma Rae to Silkwood to Erin Brockovich.

It tells the true story of Betty Anne Waters (Hilary Swank), whose loveable loser brother Kenny (Sam Rockwell) is given life without parole for a grisly murder she’s certain he didn’t commit. (We’re not as sure.) She decides to get her law degree to defend him.

But first she has to get her GED.

Of course, Betty Anne's commitment to her brother’s release will consume her life, ruining her marriage, and almost costing her her kids. There will be setbacks, many of them. But she will gain a feisty best friend (Minnie Driver), a fellow adult law student, who rallies her spirits and helps her persevere.

Eventually, Betty Anne learns a new word: DNA. Conviction takes place in the 80s, before DNA evidence was widespread. She realizes that this is the only way she can save Kenny. Except Kenny has been in jail for 15 years and...

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October, 21st 2010

Stone

 

Talk about the entrée not living up to the promise of the appetizer. Stone starts out with an absolutely nifty film noir premise: An uptight case worker with a few skeletons in his closet is seduced by the femme fatale wife of a manipulative inmate who’s hoping for early parole. Juicy, right? And when you consider that the sap is played by Robert De Niro, the wife is played by the sexy Milla Jovovich, and the con is played by the ever-compelling (if hammy) Edward Norton, you should be in movie heaven, right?

Well, I should’ve known that Stone had deeper, less pulpy things on its mind when director John Curran started doing artsy close-ups of buzzing bees and De Niro’s Jack and his put-upon wife (Frances Conroy) were always listening to a fire-and-brimstone-preaching radio station.

Nope, Stone isn’t really about the con—who’s double-crossing whom—but sin, God, and the possibility of redemption. So when Norton’s Stone starts buying into a Buddhism-type religion that advocates man’s perfect tonal harmony with the universe, he’s not faking it for Jack’s benefit. Or...

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October, 14th 2010

RED

 

If the promise of Dame Helen Mirren wielding an automatic weapon is enough to lure you into the theater—hey, works for me!—then RED is probably right up your alley.

It’s an old-guys kicking ass confection (RED stands for Retired Extremely Dangerous) that has a hipster sensibility and a wily sense of humor.

Frank (Bruce Willis) is a retired CIA operative, just minding his own business, when a gang of assassins comes into his home and tries to take him out. Of course, they’re no match for Frank, who was an elite black-ops guy in his day. Figuring that the retirement benefits officer (Mary Louise Parker) he was flirting with over the phone might be a target, he kidnaps her and reassembles his old team, played by John Malkovich, Morgan Freeman, and, yes, the grand Dame herself.

Everyone has a schtick: Parker’s adorable Sarah is terrified at first, but ultimately kind of game—hey, it beats her desk job, and besides, all this cloak and dagger stuff reminds her of her favorite romance novels. Freeman’s Joe was happy enough in a retirement...

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