February, 3rd 2012

Chronicle

Chronicle

 

With its found-footage aesthetic and regular-guys-get-super-powers plot, Chronicle will rightly be compared to Cloverfield or perhaps the TV show Heroes. But the film it really has the most in common with is Carrie.

As in Brian De Palma’s horror classic, our teen hero is a ticking time bomb, with a very dangerous weapon at his disposal. And like Carrie, we care about him more than we should and maybe even want to see him exact revenge on his tormenters—until we, well, don’t.

Then again, to call Chronicle a horror film isn’t quite right either. It’s a genre-mashup extraordinaire—seriously funny at times and exciting, too. For a little bit, it plays like a fantasy wish fulfillment picture—what if three regular high school kids found some sort of crazy radioactive cave (never explained, not that it matters) and emerged with super powers? What if they could control objects with their minds and then even fly? How cool would that be? (Cue Beavis and Butthead laugh.)

One of the things I loved about Chronicle is the fact that these guys have no actual clue what to do with their powers—in other words, they don’t immediately decide to don...

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January, 27th 2012

What The Artist Has in Common With Mitt Romney

 

This year’s Oscar race has been a lot like the Republican primary. The nominees have been extremely divisive (with Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close being the Herman Cain of the bunch) and the frontrunners have had a “next movie up” quality. For a while, The Descendants seemed the one to beat. Then Hugo took a small lead. Briefly War Horse surged. But all along, The Artist has been holding steady—it’s clearly the Mitt Romney of the field—and I see it, much like Mitt, capturing the big prize.

This is the first year that the number of Best Picture nominees was not predetermined. It could be anywhere from five to 10, depending on some sort of arcane algorithm involving first place votes (I’m not sure it’s ever wise to model your voting system after the BCS, but so be it. . .).

As someone who loves to prognosticate the nominees for sport (and profit) (just kidding)—not knowing the number of Best Picture nominees bugged me to no end.

But I have to admit, I was on the edge of my seat as Jennifer Lawrence and MPAA president Tom Sherak announced...

January, 19th 2012

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

Extremely Loud

 

There is nothing cuddly about Oskar Schell (Thomas Horn), the 9-year-old narrator of Stephen Daldry’s Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close. He’s fretful, voluble, socially awkward—obviously brilliant, but not entirely pleasant company. He confounds his mother (Sandra Bullock) and doesn’t seem to have any peer friends. The only person he can really relate to is his father (Tom Hanks), who sends Oskar off on elaborate reconnaissance missions, all in a sly attempt to get the boy to interact with the world.

The movie is about one last mission his father sends Oskar on—how even in death, the father is still showing his son how to live.

Yes, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close is that film—the 9/11 one—and it attempts to negotiate the massive scope of our national tragedy with the tiny world of a socially isolated little boy. A few critics have lambasted the film for being emotionally manipulative—and it certainly is heavy handed at times (this is the same Stephen Daldry who gave us the operatically depressing The Hours, after all).

But when an answering machine containing urgent messages from the World Trade Center left by Oskar’s father—delivered with escalating...

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December, 29th 2011

Diablo Cody's Hipster Camouflage

 

I’ve made no bones about the fact that I am something of a Diablo Cody fangirl. I loved Juno and Young Adult made my honorable mention list for best of this year.

But a question has been nagging at me lately: Is Diablo Cody some sort of hipster double agent? She certainly traffics in hipster-friendly environments: Her films are loaded with winking pop culture references and her heroines—who at least SEEM to be a stand-in for the screenwriter herself—are snarky and too-smart-for-their-own-good iconoclasts who wear a lot of plaid. And yet, she seems to subvert the hipster ethos at every turn.

We can start with the most obvious example of this: The fact that her eponymous heroine Juno carries her child to term. Many people have noted that abortion isn’t even a real option for Juno—certainly unexpected for such a pragmatic, unsentimental character. Not that pro-choice necessarily equals hipster, but you don’t see a lot of ironic eyewear at a so-called “Pro-Life” rally.

Sticking with that film for a sec: There’s the funny (and brilliant) bait and switch (or should I say Bateman and switch?) (sorry) on Jason Bateman’s Mark. We spend the whole movie thinking that he’s the cool guy...

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December, 27th 2011

The Artist

 

It may seem astonishing that a black-and-white silent film, made by a French director with a nearly unpronounceable last name (Michel Hazanavicius) and starring two French actors that no one in the U.S. has ever heard of (Jean Dujardin and Bérénice Bejo) would be the frontrunner to win Best Picture at this year’s Oscars.

To which I say: See the film.

Because, truly, once you see The Artist, it will all be clear. It’s made with such visual élan, such an obvious love for the medium, such joie, such wit—it’s about as irresistible as cinema gets.

When we first meet George Valentin (Dujardin), he’s a Hollywood silent film star along the lines of a Douglas Fairbanks (with a little touch of Gene Kelly thrown in). He’s almost drunk on his own swashbuckling charm—but who can blame him? Barrel-chested, light on his feet, possessing a quick, roguish smile—audiences can’t get enough of George, or his devoted sidekick, a scrappy Jack Russell terrier. (In fact, the only person who can get enough of him, it seems, is his put-upon wife, played with a perfect mask of exasperation by Penelope Ann Miller.)

One day, after a premiere, he has an accidental run-in with a wide-eyed...

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December, 22nd 2011

We Bought a Zoo

We Bought a Zoo

 

A film like We Bought a Zoo always brings out my two sides as a film critic. Let’s call them “Bad Max” and “Good Max.”

Bad Max might point out that this film, about a recent widower (Matt Damon) who buys a ramshackle zoo with his two children, is a cutesy blend of sitcom humor and sentimentality, all wrapped in a convenient “based on a true story” package.

But Good Max would note that the film’s “not too heavy, not too light” tone is perfect for the holidays.

Bad Max might whine that Cameron Crowe, who made the brilliant Almost Famous and Say Anything, among others, is too good for this kind of formulaic material.

But Good Max would argue that well-made family fare—even the formulaic kind—are a rare thing, and we shouldn’t look a gift horse (or zebra, in this case) in the mouth.

Bad Max might say that the youngest daughter, played by Maggie Elizabeth Jones, is the worst kind of movie kid: Self-consciously cute and precocious.

Good Max would note that, well, she is kind of adorable and the characters of both her moody older brother (Duncan Mee) and his adoring new friend (the suddenly essential Elle Fanning) are much more complex and...

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December, 21st 2011

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

David Fincher directing The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo is the moral equivalent of  Beethoven composing a jingle for a Bud Lite ad (a strictly hypothetical example, by the way—as far as I know, Beethoven never even had a Bud Lite.)

Of course, it’s not surprising that Fincher would be drawn to Stieg Larsson’s wildly popular series. It combines two of his favorite genres—the hyper violent serial killer pic and the insiderish procedural. It’s just that after the career heights of The Social Network, I expected to see a new sophistication from Fincher. Instead, it looks like he’s retreating to the grungy comfort zone of films like Se7en and Fight Club.

Now, I don’t want to turn this whole review into a referendum on Larsson’s book, but its success has always irked me. To me, it’s a comic book masquerading as serious grown-up entertainment. The villains are all deviant bureaucrats and Nazis and serial killers. There’s tons of sexual violence, followed by equally rococo revenge. (The book wants it both ways: to titillate with violence and then give us the moral balm of seeing the perpetrators come to vivid justice). Of course, I see the appeal of Lisbeth Salander—the...

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December, 20th 2011

Why The Descendants Didn’t Make My Best of the Year List

The Descendants

 

Warning: This isn’t so much a review of The Descendants as a discussion of why it didn’t quite “do it” for me. So I’m assuming that anyone who reads this has already seen the film. In other words: GIANT HONKING SPOILERS AHEAD.

Let me start by giving my Alexander Payne bona fides here: He’s on my shortlist of favorite working directors, and I consider Election and Sideways to be two of my all-time favorite films.

One thing that Payne does so well is give us complex, defiantly unlovable, but impossible not to care about characters. He creates these great American archetypes that nonetheless are thrillingly specific. I’m talking about Miles in Sideways, whose supreme intellectual superciliousness is matched only by his crippling insecurity; or Election’s Tracy Flick, that teacher’s pet on steroids with her crazed politician’s grin; or the regret-fueled everyman, beset by that peculiar American combination of stoicism and mawkishness, of About Schmidt.

But how to sum up the Clooney’s Matt King in The Descendants? He’s sort of a good guy; sort of a good father; he sort of cares about his...

December, 16th 2011

Superheroes, saviors, and shooting stars: 2011 in Film

Moneyball

 

It’s almost impossible to do this, but when I assemble a Top 10 list, I like to imagine myself a decade from now, reflecting back on the year that was. Which 2011 films will really stick out in my mind? Which are the ones that will rise to the status of all-times favorites, warrant repeated viewings, permanently lodge themselves in my cinematic soul? (To be honest, it’s an interesting—and humbling— exercise to look back at my Top 10 lists from years past. . .some of the films I was so passionate about at the time, I can barely remember.) So what follows is my best guess of the films that will stick with me forever.

At the very least, they stirred the hell out of me this year.

1. Moneyball – A buddy film, a baseball film, but mostly a story about the courage to spurn conventional wisdom and take personal and professional risks. Brad Pitt gives his best performance ever as Billy Beane, an alpha male and baseball lifer, whose armor of confidence has been ever-so-slightly dinged by disappointment and regret. Jonah Hill is the brainy sidekick who idolizes and ultimately saves him. Director Bennet Miller and co. get all the baseball details right. You can practically smell the chew and...

December, 11th 2011

New Year's Eve

New Year's Eve

The cast of New Year’s Eve positively baffles—and not just because of the sheer enormity of it.

Sure, we expect to see the likes of Ashton Kutcher, Katherine Heigl, Josh Duhamel, and even Sarah Jessica Parker in this kind of disposable rom-com fare.

But what the hell are real actors like Hilary Swank, Halle Berry, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Robert freakin’ De Niro doing in it?

(Yeah, yeah, I know. . .rhymes with “honey.”)

Anyway, this is Garry Marshall’s second such ensemble holiday pic—the first was Valentine’s Day (which I mercifully didn’t see). I’m fairly certain that Mother’s Day—starring the Duggars, the Gosselins, and the entire Octomom clan— is already in the works.

Look, I get it: The films are supposed to be fluffy and fun—easy to digest, easy to forget. And Marshall figures, the law of averages says that at least one of your favorite stars has to be in it. (I do love me some Lea Michele.) British director Richard Curtis actually had great success with a similar formula in Love Actually (although that cast had a positively Beckettian minimalism compared to this one.)

But here’s the inherent problem with a film like this: It’s shallow....

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