September, 18th 2012

Sleepwalk With Me

Sleepwalk With Me

 

The surprise arthouse hit Sleepwalk With Me couldn’t have better indie bona fides. After all, it was produced by no less than This American Life’s Ira Glass, the unofficial Dean of Indie America. That being said, I’m a little bummed about the state of indie America.

I had actually heard comedian Mike Birbiglia—the writer, co-director, and star of Sleepwalk With Me—do his routine on "This American Life." His schtick is that he fears marriage; sees it as the end of the good stuff in life. As he says in his act (and in the movie), he’s never looked at a long-time married couple and said, “I gotta get me some of that.”

Okay, funny to an extent. And honest—I suppose. It’s just that when you see this philosophy in action, especially when his long suffering girlfriend is played by a luminous Lauren Ambrose of Six Feet Under fame—you have to ask yourself, “What’s your defect, dude?”

Birbiglia, essentially playing himself in the film—an aspiring comedian with a sleepwalking disorder—seems to know that his reluctance to commit to vocal instructor Abby after seven years, is a bit baffling.

“I just don’t want my girlfriend to be the best thing about me,” he says...

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September, 11th 2012

Beasts of the Southern Wild

Beasts of the Southern Wild

 

I can’t remember the last time I saw a film where a six-year-old little girl flexed her muscles at the camera and let out a defiant scream—probably because there never has been one. Between Wes Anderson’s Moonrise Kingdom and Pixar’s Brave, it’s been a great season for precocious, strong-willed heroines. But Beasts of the Southern Wild’s Hushpuppy (Quvenzhané Wallis)—a resourceful, motherless sprite in rain boots and underpants—is the strongest, and most inspiring, of the bunch.

Hushpuppy lives with her loving, if volatile, father (Dwight Henry) in the swamps of Louisiana called The Bathtub. Theirs is a happy, but rugged existence. Post-Katrina, the levees have been raised to keep the water out of New Orleans and in The Bathtub. But the whole village shares Hushpuppy’s defiance. They’ll be damned if their huts and makeshift modes of transportation (Hushpuppy’s dad has a fishing boat made out of the bed of a pickup truck) will be taken away from them—and they come together as a community to preserve their way of life.

This ravishing debut from director Benh Zeitlin exists on a plane between horror story and fairy tale; between gritty realism and magic realism: If...

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August, 25th 2012

Premium Rush

Premium Rush

 

True confession: I’m not a big fan of chase scenes. If there was an expression that was the opposite of “cut to the chase” (“cut to the nuanced character development”?) it would be my motto.
What’s more, I’ve gotten a little jaded about car chases. I no longer ask myself, “Whoa. How’d they pull that off?” I just kind yawn and think: Closed set, stuntmen, CGI. . . Next!

Which is why it’s all the more surprising—and impressive—that the chase scenes in Premium Rush (dumb title, smart film) were my favorite parts of the movie.

Actually, not just the chase scenes—all the scenes involving our hero Wiley (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) on his trusty bicycle. As Wiley bobbed and weaved through traffic, narrowly avoiding collisions, I was mesmerized—and yes, numerous times I asked myself, “How’d they do that?”

Wiley, if you haven’t already guessed, is a bike messenger in Manhattan—in other words, he’s nuts. But even among the gonzos of the NYC bike messenger ranks, Wiley is the craziest. His bike is stripped bare, he tore off his brakes years ago. He has a need for speed, as a certain movie maverick once said—and he thinks braking is the most dangerous thing a bike messenger can do....

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August, 10th 2012

The Campaign

The Campaign

 

It would almost be impossible for a film with Will Ferrell and Zach Galiafanakis to not be funny—I mean, they’d have to work really hard at it. And yes, I laughed fitfully throughout The Campaign.

But the film struck me as a bare minimum effort by all parties involved.

For starters, Ferrell and Galiafanakis are playing. . .the exact same characters they always play.

Ferrell is an overconfident, slightly dim, patriotic-platitude-spewing good ol’ boy—in this case a North Carolina congressman named Cam Brady modeled on both George W. Bush and Bill Clinton.

Zach Galiafanakis plays a world-class oddball—a man with a funny voice, a funny walk, a funny mustache, and a funny way about him, who—wait for it—owns a pair of pugs. (But he had a French bulldog in Due Date, not a pug, you might protest! Totally different breed of small, snorting dog.)

Galiafanakis’s Marty has been recruited by a pair of corrupt billionaire brothers (Dan Aykroyd and John Lithgow) who want to buy the election. Their names? Yes, the Motch brothers.

That is basically the level of subtlety one can expect from this film. The political jokes, in fact, go so far over the top they don’...

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August, 9th 2012

Hope Springs

Hope Springs

 

Based on the trailers, you probably think you already know what Hope Springs is going to be like: A glossy rom-com about an aging married couple who go to couple’s therapy in a quaint town and slowly—and hilariously—fall back in love.

That’s not completely inaccurate, but the film could also be described thusly: A Bergman-esque meditation on aging, death, and sexuality focusing on the giant chasm that has developed between a joyless married couple.
That second film seems like less of a good time at the ol' multiplex, huh?

Split the difference and you have Hope Springs, which ends up being much smarter and deeper than the trailers would suggest, while still being pretty darn entertaining.

I admit I was on high cliché alert at first: Kay (Meryl Streep) and Arnold (Tommy Lee Jones) have been married for 35 years—she’s sunny and nurturing; he’s the kind of grouch who is always complaining about being ripped off. They sleep in separate rooms and she wordlessly feeds him the same breakfast (fried egg and bacon) every morning and rouses him from his easy chair after he falls asleep in front of the Golf Channel at night.

Those little bits of character development...

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July, 20th 2012

The Dark Knight Rises

Bale, Hathaway

 

There is no irony in Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight world. No “c’mon folks, it’s just a guy in a mask.” Nolan is dead serious about his tortured comic hero. This distinguishes him from Joss Whedon, who served up his excellent The Avengers with a giant wink (while still basking in the literal pleasures of the genre). Nolan buys in fully to the Batman mythology, treats it with almost evangelical reverence.

In Christian Bale, he has found the perfect collaborator, an actor who takes his craft so seriously, he has been known to starve himself (more than once!) to fully inhabit a role. So what do these men see in the Dark Knight? They see a Nietzschian figure—representing the polar extremes of man: His capacity for enormous strength—moral and physical—and his capacity for violence and abject nihilism. 

Also, there’s a woman dressed like a cat.

Okay, so maybe I don’t take Batman quite as seriously as Nolan and Bale do, but nevermind. It’s great to see gifted people passionately invested in something like this.

And, oh, what an epic trilogy it has been.

Part two, The Dark Knight, will always be the best, by virtue of Heath Ledger’s crazed, hilarious,...

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July, 10th 2012

The Amazing Spider-Man

The Amazing Spider-Man

 

When I first heard they were rebooting the Spider Man franchise with Andrew Garfield in the lead role, I was puzzled. After all, the most recent Spider Man film was just in 2007. So was Garfield going to play Peter Parker’s. . .son? A distractingly young-looking version of the Tobey Maguire character? Or were the new filmmakers going to employ the same strategy as the upcoming Jeremy-Renner-headed Bourne film (“there was never just one”)?

Then I found out the dismaying truth: The Amazing Spider-Man is yet another origin story. A remake. In other words, they’re starting from the beginning again.

Now, this sort of thing isn’t completely unprecedented. Edward Norton famously  attempted to improve upon Ang Lee’s moribund Hulk with his The Incredible Hulk just four years later (with mixed results, as it turned out). But everyone loved Sam Raimi’s Spidey! Sure, there’s a general consensus that Spider Man 1 and 2 were a lot better than the aggressively loopy 3, but still. . . all in all, a good time was had by all.

So why are they remaking this film now? To extort money from us, of course. Which, yes, I realize, is pretty much why Hollywood...

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June, 28th 2012

Magic Mike

Magic Mike

 

Steven Soderbergh’s Magic Mike is both the dealer and the narc. Both the buzz and the buzzkill. Both the orgy and the post-orgy prayer circle.

The audience I saw it with—almost exclusively female—was whooping and hollering and ready for a party.

And for its first hour or so, Magic Mike provided it. At the Tampa all-male strip club where our titular (or should I say . . . naaa, it’s too easy) hero (Channing Tatum) works, they got to see all the pelvic thrusting and body-rolling their hearts could desire. The guys—a bevy of Hollywood hunks, including Alex Pettyfer (who looks like a stretched out Jude Law) as Mike’s protégée, Adam, a.k.a. “The Kid”; True Blood’s pectacular Joe Manganiello; and White Collar’s chiseled Matt Bomer (I said Bomer, people, Bomer)—run through a variety of choreographed moves, almost all of which end with them dry humping some half terrified/half euphoric woman from the crowd.

The dancing is fun and cheesy and hot—and in particular, Tatum reminds us that he’s a real dancer, not just an actor with some moves.

Matthew McConaughey is front and center as the club’s owner and emcee —and he’s giving us the Full...

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June, 23rd 2012

Seeking a Friend For the End of the World

Keira Knightley, Steve Carrell

 

There are two movies competing for the heart and soul of Seeking a Friend For the End of the World and, unfortunately, the crappy one won out.

It’s a shame, because the other movie—the one that launches the film and is hinted at around its edges—is pretty awesome.

An asteroid is heading for earth, and we’re all doomed. Life as we know it has two months to go: So how do we all react?
Do we still work out? Do we go to our jobs? Does the cleaning lady show up?

“The End of Time is here,” says a DJ as the film starts. “Now back to all your soft rock hits.”

Sad sack insurance agent Dodge (Steve Carrell), seems to have nothing to live for. His wife has just left him, in an apocalyptic panic—so he decides to go to work. His boss holds a staff meeting. “We have several openings in the company. Does anybody want to be CFO?”
Then, in the movie’s best scene, he goes to a suburban party with his close friends. I won’t give it all away, but suffice it to say, parties are a lot more fun when the world’s about to end.

But nothing excites or turns on Dodge, who believes he will die alone. With so little time left, he can’t possibly fall in love, can he?
Dramatic music...

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June, 18th 2012

Moonrise Kingdom

Moonrise Kingdom

 

Wes Anderson makes me nostalgic for things I’d forgotten, or possibly never even knew existed.

I never forlornly peered through a pair of binoculars at my window, as the 12-year-old heroine of Moonrise Kingdom does, but I related to her solitary vigil nonetheless. Trapped in a house with only younger brothers and lawyer parents (Bill Murray and Frances McDormand) so emotionally remote they address each other as “counselor” and sleep in separate twin beds, young Suzy (Kara Hayward) is restless, dreamy, itching for a way out.

So when she meets fellow old soul Sam (Jared Gilman), a nature scout and orphan who wears a coonskin cap and smokes a pipe—he’s, not surprisingly, reviled by his fellow scouts—they instantly recognize each other as kindred spirits and conspire to run away together.

As the film starts, the scout master (an earnest Edward Norton, all sorts of adorable) notices that Sam is missing. He launches a search party aided by his troops—they’re all secretly thrilled to be putting their scout training to actual use. He also enlists the help of the town sheriff (Bruce Willis), who happens to be having an affair with Suzy’s mother.

As always,  Anderson crams his film...

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