September, 2nd 2010

Mainstream comedies tend to split down gender lines:

We have our chick-friendly rom-coms and we have our frat-friendly guy films.

Going the Distance attempts to merge the two genres. But since neither genre is particularly reality-based (they have their own rules, but not necessarily rules that exist anywhere else in the universe) the result is somewhat jarring. It reminded me of the time that Ally McBeal (a comedy) had a very special crossover episode with The Practice (a drama). Hey, who’s world are we in, anyway?

At least I get what Drew Barrymore and co. were driving at. One of the (many) reasons why I love Drew Barrymore is that she likes to choose roles that subvert gender stereotypes—and stereotypes in general. So her damsel was most definitely not in distress in Ever After; her heroines were very much of the riot grrrl variety in Whip It (the film that she directed), and she is the only female I’ve ever seen on film look at the snot content of her own tissue after blowing her nose (in Home...

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September, 2nd 2010

 

Mainstream comedies tend to split down gender lines:

We have our chick-friendly rom-coms and we have our frat-friendly guy films.

Going the Distance attempts to merge the two genres. But since neither genre is particularly reality-based (they have their own rules, but not necessarily rules that exist anywhere else in the universe) the result is somewhat jarring. It reminded me of the time that Ally McBeal (a comedy) had a very special crossover episode with The Practice (a drama). Hey, who’s world are we in, anyway?

At least I get what Drew Barrymore and co. were driving at. One of the (many) reasons why I love Drew Barrymore is that she likes to choose roles that subvert gender stereotypes—and stereotypes in general. So her damsel was most definitely not in distress in Ever After; her heroines were very much of the riot grrrl variety in Whip It (the film that she directed), and she is the only female I’ve ever seen on film look at the snot content of her own tissue after blowing her nose...

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September, 1st 2010

 

Is George Clooney lonely? Feeling disconnected? Because in his last big film, Up in the Air, he played a man who kept moving in order to avoid human connections and now, in The American, he plays Jack, a gunmaker and assassin for hire, whose very job requires that he has no friends.

Call me, George. I can help.

Of course, Up in the Air’s Ryan Bingham was a charming smoothie (Clooney was able to expose the pain beneath his cavalier veneer). But The American’s Jack is more like a ghost—a man whose very economy of gesture and speech is key to his survival. It’s a strange role for Clooney to play, although I guess he’s trying to prove that he doesn’t need to do the Cary Grant thing to be a movie star. It’s true, the taciturn paranoid Jack is mesmerizing—it’s the film that left me cold.

As The American starts, Jack is living in a remote Swedish cabin with his sweetie. She knows nothing about him, as evidenced by the fact that, when they get shot at by snipers from afar, she’s shocked to discover that...

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August, 20th 2010

You can view Lottery Ticket in one of two ways: As a cliché-ridden tale of inner city poverty, filled with warmed over jokes and borderline offensive stock characters. Or as a sweet rags-to-riches ghetto fairytale.

Either way, you’d have a point.

Kevin Carson (Bow Wow) is a nice young man who lives with his gossipy grandmother (Loretta Devine) and works at Foot Locker. On a lark, he buys a $370 million lottery ticket—and wins!

The only problem? The lottery offices are closed for the long Independence Day weekend, so he has to hang on to that ticket and not get swept up in the fortune-fueled frenzy that now follows him.

Kevin has a two best friends, the manic Benny (Brandon T. Jackson) and the girl-next-door Stacie (Naturi Naughton). Once he strikes it rich, he is preyed upon by an avaricious preacher (Mike Epps), the town Godfather (Keith David), the...

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August, 19th 2010

As our romantic comedy leading ladies hit their late 30s, the emphasis seems to have moved from finding Mr. Right to finding Mr. Fertility. To wit: Tina Fey in Baby Mama, Jennifer Lopez in The Back-up Plan, and now Jennifer Anistan in The Switch.

Anistan plays Kassie. She wants a baby and she’s not getting any younger, so she decides to take the bull by the horns, so to speak, and find a sperm donor. Her best friend Wally (Jason Bateman) wonders why it’s not him.

“It would ruin the friendship,” she hems. “And besides, you’re too neurotic.”

Yes, Wally is neurotic. Almost too neurotic to be solid leading man material (a scene where he sabotages a blind date by going off on a morbid tangent rings a little too true) but Bateman is just sheepishly charming enough to pull it off.

Kassie finds the perfect sperm donor, a strapping married...

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August, 12th 2010

I instinctively steered clear of Elizabeth Gilbert’s autobiographical Eat Pray Love because its blend of travel guide and self-help book didn’t appeal to me.

Nothing I’ve seen in the movie version has led me to feel otherwise, but I suspect that lovers of the book will be satisfied. They have been given an expensive, handsomely mounted, and, from what I’ve been told, extremely faithful adaptation that stars none other than the Artist Formerly Known as the Biggest Movie Star on the Planet herself: Julia Roberts.

The story starts as journalist Liz (Roberts) is having something of a spiritual crisis. She is married to a directionless man-child (Billy Crudup) and feels unfulfilled by the house she so meticulously decorated for them. On an assignment in Bali, she meets with a medicine man (Hadi Subiyanto) who tells her that she will remarry, lose all of her money (but get it all back), and find spiritual balance. It’s enough to set her on a journey of self-discovery—first, by leaving the husband and jumping straight into the arms of a hippie-type actor...

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August, 12th 2010

Is 2010 the year I officially became too old for the multiplex?

First, we’ve had the regrettable 3-D revolution, to which I stand in staunch, Louis XV style opposition. Then there was Kick Ass, with its fetishized pre-teen assassin. I certainly liked Inception, but I never became obsessed with its many labyrinthine, video-game-like levels.

And now we have the video game/comic book mashup Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. It’s ingenious, to be sure, but I found its hipster sensibilities exhausting. It’s an AP class at Comic-Con.

Scott (Michael Cera) is a 22-year-old guy in a band with a high-school-aged girlfriend named Knives (Ellen Wong), a bitchy (but loving) gay roommate played by the droll Kieran Culkin (where ya been, Kieran?), and a no-nonsense sister played by the under-used Anna Kendricks.

Then he meets Ramona (Mary Elizabeth...

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August, 3rd 2010

Dinner For Schmucks

The comedy Dinner for Schmucks (based on the French Le Diner de Cons), is supposed to be a story of redemption, but there’s one problem: Our hero doesn’t need to be redeemed.

When Tim (Paul Rudd) is invited by his boss to a mean-spirited dinner party—the goal is to invite the most idiotic person you can find—he knows the premise is odious and he wants no part of it. He only even considers going because he thinks it will help him get a promotion—and maybe finally a “yes” to that marriage proposal from his girlfriend Julie (Stephanie Szostak). But when he literally runs over the nerdy Barry (Steve Carell)—IRS agent by day, mouse diorama artist by night—he feels the cosmos are pretty much ordering him to go.

But Barry is one of those walking trainwrecks—everything he touches becomes a complete and utter disaster. In short order, Barry has ruined Tim’s apartment, his car, and his relationship with Julie. And maybe because Tim is such a decent guy, it’s all the more frustrating to watch Barry hijack his life.

We’re...

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July, 29th 2010

Zac Efron

Technically, Charlie St. Cloud is about a promising young man (Zac Efron), about to leave for Stanford on a sailing scholarship, who is driving his kid brother one night when they are struck by a truck. Charlie flatlines, but is revived by a medic (Ray Liotta). Eleven-year-old Sam (Charlie Tahan) doesn’t make it.

But in reality, Charlie St. Cloud is about Zac Efron’s face. Sometimes his abs, too, but mostly his face. Director Burr Steers shoots him in beautiful, golden light, always in closeup, often for several exquisite moments at a time.

Zac Efron face porn aside, Charlie St. Cloud plays like a particuarly mystical installment of the Nicholas Sparks canon. Five years after Sam’s death, Charlie has deferred the scholarship and is now the caretaker at the graveyard where his brother is buried. He also has kept a promise to play catch with Sam every day at sundown. Oh yeah, and he also sometimes has conversations with a good buddy . . . who died in the Iraq War.

I suppose you...

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July, 22nd 2010

salt movie

The producers of Salt had two bits of good fortune on their side: The first is that Russian spies have been in the news lately, otherwise their film might’ve seemed like a dusty Cold War retread.

The second is that Angelina Jolie agreed to play the titular role of Eveyln Salt. Without her, Salt is a fairly routine action film. With her, it’s a summer film to be reckoned with.

We’ve all seen the trailer, with its delicious hook: A Russian whistleblower is being interviewed by a CIA operative. He says that a Russian double agent named Eveyln Salt is about to assassinate the president.

“I’m Evelyn Salt,” says the operative.

“Then you are a Russian spy.”

Great set-up. And from there, Evelyn is on the run—to protect her husband? To kill the president? Is she one of us? One of them? Who cares when it’s Jolie—speaking Russian, kicking Ruskie butt, and looking damn sexy in the process.

Directed by the talented Phillip Noyce, the film clearly has a huge Jason Bourne jones. But while ...

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