
Lately, it seems that every comic book movie down the pike can be subtitled: Or How Our Hero Got His Angst On. At this point, they should really rename the whole genre bummer books.
So, as X-Men Origins: Wolverine begins, we watch as the child version of our mutant hero kills the father he didn’t know he had (if that won’t get you a little angsty, I don’t know what will), and then goes on the lam with the glowering mutant brother he didn’t know he had. Running through the woods, they morph into their adults selves: Strapping, pumped up Hugh Jackman as Wolverine and snarly, feral Liev Schreiber as Sabretooth. We then watch scenes of the brothers fighting side by side in the Civil War, then WWII, Vietnam, and finally Iraq. Eventually, they are recruited by a smarmy government agent (Danny Huston), who wants to use them as the powerful weapons they are. Sabretooth loves all the sanctioned killing, but Wolverine doesn’t want to embrace the animal within and instead moves to peace-loving Canada, where he gets work as a lumberjack and shacks up with...













