January, 12th 2010

Not a Perfect 10

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The irony of the Oscars deciding to go with 10 Best Picture nominations this year instead of the traditional 5 is that it's totally unnecessary.

The move is being done to boost ratings, which were famously anemic last year (this despite an energetic turn by song-and-dance hunk Hugh Jackman).

Most people blamed the poor ratings on the fact that neither The Dark Knight nor WALL•E were nominated for Best Picture.

(The general consensus is that people watch the show when they have a horse in the race—hence the high ratings the years Titanic and The Lord of the Rings were big winners.)

But here's why it's unnecessary: Avatar, fast becoming the biggest blockbuster of all time, was going to get nominated no matter what—indeed, at this early stage in the game, I'd say it's the frontrunner to win the whole shebang. If the Best Picture nominations were restricted to just 5, my guess is they would've been this:

Inglourious Basterds

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Up in the Air

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January, 7th 2010

Leap Year

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Okay kids, ready to take the Leap Year quiz? Let's see if you, too, could have written the script for this painfully predictable romantic comedy.

1. Amy Adams plays our heroine Anna. She's . . .

a. A control freak and closet romantic who has lost sight of the important things in life.

b. A real estate stager by day and dominatrix by night.

c. Secretly a man.

2. Adam Scott plays her boyfriend Jeremy. He's. . .

a. A self-absorbed surgeon without a romantic bone in his body.

b. A surgeon by day, ninja assasin by night.

c. Secretly a woman.

3. When Jeremy goes to Ireland for a medical conference, Anna decides to fly to Dublin to propose to him. What happens?

a. A near-hurricane diverts her plane and she ends up stranded in a quaint Irish village.

b. She arrives safely and proposes to Jeremy.

c. Upon arriving in Dublin, she immediately becomes obsessed with the works of James Joyce and forgets that Jeremy even exists.

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January, 7th 2010

Youth in Revolt

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The idea of the glum Michael Cera—once described as a teen Bob Newhart—being in any way suave or swashbuckling is a fairly ripe source of comedy. Youth in Revolt takes that idea and runs with it. And just before the concept overstays its welcome, the film ends.

Cera plays Nick Twisp, basically the same character he always plays—a sensitive, miserable, too-smart-for-his-own-good nice boy pining away for a girl. In this case, the girl, Sheeni (Portia Doubleday), has a thing for French New Wave films and French singers, so he creates an alter ego named Francois to woo her. Francois has an oh-so-French mustache and wears tight pants and smokes cigarettes. He also seems to have no regard for public property or polite society. At one point, after the Francois half of his persona tells Sheeni all the different dirty ways he'd like to ravage her, Nick steps in and shyly says, "If that's okay with you."

That's one of the things that's novel about Youth in Revolt: It's pretty frank about sex. (It's kind of like American Pie...

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December, 29th 2009

Sherlock Holmes

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I am totally loving Robert Downey Jr. v.2.0.

Downey Jr. has always been an extravagantly talented actor—but he was undisciplined, partly due to his well-documented personal problems and partly due to the fact that he was, well, young. But this seasoned Downey Jr. is in full command of  his gifts—and what's more, he's sexier than ever. (Did I just write that out loud?). Casting Downey Jr. as Sherlock Holmes? Yes, please!

So for its brilliant casting alone, I have to praise Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes, even if I agree with those who feel that Ritchie strayed way too far from Arthur Conan Doyle's vision of the character (a Holmes who's kicking butt and taking names? gimme a break.) But the script—doctored by no less than five writers—at least gives Downey Jr. a chance to shine. He makes snappy one-liners, is sharply observant, and amusingly misanthropic—just like the real Holmes.

And like all great actors, Downey Jr. seems to raise the game of those around him. Jude Law, as an exasperated but loyal Watson, hasn't been this appealing in...

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December, 22nd 2009

Max's Top 10 Films of 2009

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1. Precious When I think back to 2009, this will be the film I remember—and the miraculous way Lee Daniels managed to coax humor, and even joy, from the story of obese, illiterate, abused Precious (remarkable Gabby Sibide).

2. The Hurt Locker Kathryn Bigelow's Gulf war film, about a soldier (Jeremy Renner) who defuses roadside bombs, works as both a you-are-there action flick and an examination of the awful paradox of war: that once it gets into your blood, it becomes almost impossible to leave behind.

3. Inglourious Basterds A Jewish WWII revenge pic that plays like Tarantino's video store education thrown into a blender. There are elements of Spaghetti Westerns, German art pictures, blaxploitation films, kung fu flicks, and studio melodramas. The result? The single most audacious (and entertaining) film of the year.

4. Up in the Air Might very well win the Oscar, not just because it's shrewd and sexy and funny, but because it seemed to so accurately sum up our decade—the scourge of air...

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December, 21st 2009

Up in the Air

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Ryan (George Clooney) has a job that most people would despise: He travels around the country and fires people. But, you see, Ryan actually loves his job. For one thing, it allows him to be on the road almost every day of the year-Ryan lives for things like the executive suite access and first class concierge service. Second, it allows him to avoid any kind of meaningful relationship with people: In his world view, people are baggage, just like the kind you don't want to lug on a plane. Finally, Ryan is proud of the fact that he's good at his job—at his best, he can actually make somebody feel goodabout being fired. He loves that about himself.

Of course, any character living in such a perfectly hermeticized world needs a little disruption. And for Ryan, it comes in the form of two women. First, there's fellow traveler Alex (Vera Farmiga). They bond at an airport bar over frequent flier miles and their mutual disgust over the inadequacy of certain car rental services. (This patter is great: It's the Noel Coward...

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December, 16th 2009

Avatar

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Come Comic-Con time next year, you're likely to see a group of teenagers coated in sparkly blue paint, with big ears, yellow eyes, and platform shoes, speaking in the indigenous tongue of the Na'vi, hanging in front of the Convention Center.

And that's just what director James Cameron had in mind.

With Avatar, he's created an alternate universe for sci-fi types to geek out over—and he's sweated over every detail. The film, presented in eye-popping 3D, is, quite simply, a spectacle—it transports you to another world, with its own unique foliage (shimmering dandelions and Parthenon-sized trees) and animals (feathered rhinoceros; pterodactyl-style birds; wolf-like dogs with exposed skeletal structure). And he's created the aforementioned Na'vi—giant, strangely beautiful creatures, mostly peaceful, with their own elaborate language (Klingon anyone?) and customs.

Ah, if only Cameron had put as much effort into the dialogue as he did the planet Pandora. But then again, that's not really his thing, now is it?

Avatar...

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December, 7th 2009

Brothers

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The great Irish director Jim Sheridan makes some of the most emotionally articulate films I've ever seen. I cried my way through most of My Left Foot and In America, and now I've done the same during his latest, Brothers. The film, a faithful remake of Danish director Susanne Bier's  Brodre, tells the story of two brothers, one good and one bad—that is, if you believe family lore.

Sam (Toby Maguire) is a decorated Marine and former high school quarterback married to Grace (Natalie Portman), his childhood sweetheart. They have two young daughters (Bailee Madison and Taylor Geare). Sam is just getting ready for another tour of duty in Afghanistan when his kid brother Tommy (Jake Gyllenhaal) gets released from jail. (The crime is never specified, but it appears to have been some sort of burglary.) The boys' alcoholic father Hank (Sam Shepherd), a Vietnam vet, thinks Tommy can do no right and Sam can do no wrong—and he never hesitates to say so. Inevitably, Tommy lives up to his family's low opinion of...

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December, 4th 2009

Max's 10 Favorite Films of the Decade

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Because everyone's doin' it. Notice that I didn't call them the 10 Best Films of the Decade. That would be crazy talk.

You Can Count on Me (2000)- Funny, touching, wise, and emotional—with bravura performances by Laura Linney and Mark Ruffalo.

In the Mood for Love (2000)- Wong Kar Wai's moody, gorgeous, and achingly sad love story.

Best in Show (2000) - Almost as funny as This is Spinal Tap. Which is saying a helluva lot.

Ghost World (2001) - Still the least condescending, most knowing, hip, and insightful film about the experience of the teenage girl in suburbia that I've ever seen.

Talk to Her (2002) - Pedro Almodovar is such a peerless artist. This melodrama, about two women in comas and the men who love them, is exquisitely weird, kinky—and beautiful.

Lost in Translation (2003) - Karoake, bad commercials, the loneliness of travel, and Bill Murray's...

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December, 2nd 2009

Everybody's Fine

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Are you ready to see Robert De Niro in full-on old man sad sack mode, a la Jack Nicholson in About Schmidt? No? Consider yourself warned.

In the overly schematic Everybody's Fine, the Raging Bull himself plays lonely widower Frank Goode, who, after his adult children blow him off for the holidays, decides to bring Mohammed to the mountains. One by one, he makes surprise visits to his kids—inquiring about their happiness, expressing concern for their well-being, but discovering that not all is as it seems.

First, Frank visits his n'er-do-well artist son in New York, but his son never returns home. Then he visits his ad exec daughter Amy (Kate Beckinsale) who seems to have the model husband and son, until a dinnertime fight exposes some chinks in their perfect façade. Next, he meets with Robert the symphony conductor (Sam Rockwell), who, as it turns out, is not a conductor at all, but a timpanist. (Frank is disappointed by this turn of events, but he shouldn't be—being a professional timpanist is a sweet gig.) Finally, he visits...

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