December, 21st 2011

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

David Fincher directing The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo is the moral equivalent of  Beethoven composing a jingle for a Bud Lite ad (a strictly hypothetical example, by the way—as far as I know, Beethoven never even had a Bud Lite.)

Of course, it’s not surprising that Fincher would be drawn to Stieg Larsson’s wildly popular series. It combines two of his favorite genres—the hyper violent serial killer pic and the insiderish procedural. It’s just that after the career heights of The Social Network, I expected to see a new sophistication from Fincher. Instead, it looks like he’s retreating to the grungy comfort zone of films like Se7en and Fight Club.

Now, I don’t want to turn this whole review into a referendum on Larsson’s book, but its success has always irked me. To me, it’s a comic book masquerading as serious grown-up entertainment. The villains are all deviant bureaucrats and Nazis and serial killers. There’s tons of sexual violence, followed by equally rococo revenge. (The book wants it both ways: to titillate with violence and then give us the moral balm of seeing the perpetrators come to vivid justice). Of course, I see the appeal of Lisbeth Salander—the...

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December, 20th 2011

Why The Descendants Didn’t Make My Best of the Year List

The Descendants

 

Warning: This isn’t so much a review of The Descendants as a discussion of why it didn’t quite “do it” for me. So I’m assuming that anyone who reads this has already seen the film. In other words: GIANT HONKING SPOILERS AHEAD.

Let me start by giving my Alexander Payne bona fides here: He’s on my shortlist of favorite working directors, and I consider Election and Sideways to be two of my all-time favorite films.

One thing that Payne does so well is give us complex, defiantly unlovable, but impossible not to care about characters. He creates these great American archetypes that nonetheless are thrillingly specific. I’m talking about Miles in Sideways, whose supreme intellectual superciliousness is matched only by his crippling insecurity; or Election’s Tracy Flick, that teacher’s pet on steroids with her crazed politician’s grin; or the regret-fueled everyman, beset by that peculiar American combination of stoicism and mawkishness, of About Schmidt.

But how to sum up the Clooney’s Matt King in The Descendants? He’s sort of a good guy; sort of a good father; he sort of cares about his...

December, 16th 2011

Superheroes, saviors, and shooting stars: 2011 in Film

Moneyball

 

It’s almost impossible to do this, but when I assemble a Top 10 list, I like to imagine myself a decade from now, reflecting back on the year that was. Which 2011 films will really stick out in my mind? Which are the ones that will rise to the status of all-times favorites, warrant repeated viewings, permanently lodge themselves in my cinematic soul? (To be honest, it’s an interesting—and humbling— exercise to look back at my Top 10 lists from years past. . .some of the films I was so passionate about at the time, I can barely remember.) So what follows is my best guess of the films that will stick with me forever.

At the very least, they stirred the hell out of me this year.

1. Moneyball – A buddy film, a baseball film, but mostly a story about the courage to spurn conventional wisdom and take personal and professional risks. Brad Pitt gives his best performance ever as Billy Beane, an alpha male and baseball lifer, whose armor of confidence has been ever-so-slightly dinged by disappointment and regret. Jonah Hill is the brainy sidekick who idolizes and ultimately saves him. Director Bennet Miller and co. get all the baseball details right. You can practically smell the chew and...

December, 11th 2011

New Year's Eve

New Year's Eve

The cast of New Year’s Eve positively baffles—and not just because of the sheer enormity of it.

Sure, we expect to see the likes of Ashton Kutcher, Katherine Heigl, Josh Duhamel, and even Sarah Jessica Parker in this kind of disposable rom-com fare.

But what the hell are real actors like Hilary Swank, Halle Berry, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Robert freakin’ De Niro doing in it?

(Yeah, yeah, I know. . .rhymes with “honey.”)

Anyway, this is Garry Marshall’s second such ensemble holiday pic—the first was Valentine’s Day (which I mercifully didn’t see). I’m fairly certain that Mother’s Day—starring the Duggars, the Gosselins, and the entire Octomom clan— is already in the works.

Look, I get it: The films are supposed to be fluffy and fun—easy to digest, easy to forget. And Marshall figures, the law of averages says that at least one of your favorite stars has to be in it. (I do love me some Lea Michele.) British director Richard Curtis actually had great success with a similar formula in Love Actually (although that cast had a positively Beckettian minimalism compared to this one.)

But here’s the inherent problem with a film like this: It’s shallow....

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November, 23rd 2011

The Muppets

 

Unlike my pal, the comedian Larry Noto (the foremost Muppetologist on the East Coast), I was never a big Muppets girl. I mean, in the show’s heyday (the late 70s), it was completely unavoidable, so I’m sure I watched a few episodes. And I probably absorbed a lot about the show through sheer osmosis.

I mention this at the top of my review because The Muppets— Jason Segal’s cinematic bouquet to all things Muppet—turned me into a puddle of goo. When the lights dimmed and a voice announced, “It’s Time to Meet the Muppets,” I got a chill. When the fabulous Miss Piggy and Kermit, with his wonderfully crumpled and expressive face, sang “The Rainbow Connection” I almost wept. Imagine if I’d actually loved the show: They would’ve had to scoop me out of the theater with a shovel.

The two-tiered premise is brilliant: Walter (the voice of Peter Linz) is a Muppet who has been raised as a boy. He is inseparable from his doting big brother Gary (Segal). (Segal’s giantness is used to great effect here: While Gary is outgrowing the door-sill growth chart, Walter is permanently stuck at 2 feet tall.) But one day, Walter sees The Muppet Show on TV and it changes his life—he’s...

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November, 18th 2011

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I

Bella and Edward chess

 

If you are a fan of HBO’s True Blood, with all its sex and blood and gothic kink, you realize just how, er, bloodless the Twilight series is. Of course, that makes sense—Twilight is a series aimed at 14-year-old girls. But that inhibition is particularly problematic in this installment of the movie, since it’s all about—how can I put this delicately?—rough vampire sex and gory childbirth. (Hey, don’t blame me. Blame Stephenie Meyer, who combines shmoopy teen romance with vampire freakiness like none other).

Director Bill Condon (Dreamgirls), certainly the most talented to helm the Twilight series, tries manfully to make all this work, with mixed results. When Bella (Kristen Stewart) and Edward (Robert Pattinson) consummate their love on their honeymoon, he shows Edward gripping the bed post tightly, then breaking it. Later, we see the aftermath of this session: Down feathers flying, bed frames broken, and Bella covered in bruises. Wow. That must’ve been intense! (Alas, we’ll never know. . .)

As for the child birth scene, there’s some blood, but not nearly enough. It’s more like “oh, that was kind of gross” as opposed to “holy mother of possible...

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November, 11th 2011

Like Crazy

Like Crazy

 

It’s impossible to watch Like Crazy and not think about the nature of young love—or perhaps the nature of your own first love. It captures those very specific sensations—the thrill of your partner’s otherness, mingling with the thrill of finding you have so much in common. The giddiness, the possessiveness, the solipsistic charge of it all. And it captures the unique sensuality of young love—two bodies almost cocooning together, as if they could tuck away inside each other, protected from all the sorrows and troubles of the world.

More specifically, Like Crazy tells the story of college students Jacob (Anton Yelchin) and Anna (Felicity Jones). She wants to be a journalist and is prone to writing discursive notes and filling journals with photos and poems and observations. He wants to be a furniture maker and is sweet and indie-boy shy. She boldly leaves a note on the hood of his car (“p.s.-I’m not a nutcase!”) and they spend the night in her room discussing life and music and the perfection of Paul Simon’s Graceland.

These opening scenes are so intimate, you almost feel like a voyeur. When Anna scribbles a note to Jacob and he scribbles one back, we are not privy to what the notes...

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October, 27th 2011

In Time

In Time

After seeing In Time, I mentioned to a friend that it played like a less complex, more rudimentary version of 1997’s great Nietzschean sci-fi film Gattaca. Well, imdb.com to the rescue! Turns out, In Time was in made by writer/director Andrew Niccol, who also did Gattaca. (Dag, I really should read those pesky press kits the studios send me.)

Not sure what it says about Niccol that his work has gotten less sophisticated over the years—and I’m tempted to say, skip In Time and rewatch Gattaca instead—but the guy clearly knows his way around a sci-fi film.

First the good news: In Time was the first Justin Timberlake film that, for me at least, didn’t play like a referendum on his ability as a movie star. I just accept him now as a bona fide actor, even if I still think he’s more gifted as a musician. Still, with his head shaved and his body sculpted (!), he’s a credible action hero. Plus, he has that undeniable JT charm.

Timberlake plays Will Salas, a young man who is living his society’s version of paycheck-to-paycheck—i.e., day-to-day. In the film’s alternate reality, time is the only currency. Everyone lives to be 25—and never...

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October, 13th 2011

Footloose

 

I cringed every time I passed a poster for the Footloose remake. The whole endeavor seemed so unnecessary and even slightly embarrassing for those involved. After all, when a film hits upon some sort of unlikely alchemy to become a hit—some secret combination of Kevin Bacon’s big hair and Kenny Loggins’ bigger guitar licks—shouldn’t you just leave well enough alone? Because really, what are the odds that lightning can strike twice?

But I must say that director Craig Brewer (Hustle and Flow) has proven me wrong. He obviously loved the original film, so his remake serves as much as an homage as update. And he doesn’t try to drastically change it—making our hero Ren a hip-hop dancer, say, or setting the whole thing in Cuba (I’m talkin to you, Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights)—he just tweaks it. He sets it in the south, not Utah, which makes sense. And he adopts High School Musical’s cheerfully multi-culti approach to casting and music: the film casually incorporates hip-hop, metal, and classic pop into its soundtrack.

Of course, there’s no way to really sidestep the essential corniness of the film (heck, it was even corny back in 1984): The young rebel with a heart of...

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October, 6th 2011

The Ides of March

The Ides of March

 

 

I realize that Aaron Sorkin (The Social Network, Moneyball) can’t write all the films, but I couldn’t help but think that The Ides of March would’ve greatly benefited from one of his famous rewrites. The film lacks his trademark verbal zing and insiderish authority, not to mention his gift for character development.

As it is, The Ides of March feels a bit like it’s doing an impression of a great film. It certainly has the dream cast—Ryan Gosling, George Clooney (who also directed), Philip Seymour Hoffman, and Paul Giamatti. (What? Daniel Day-Lewis wasn’t available?). And its setting—the corrupt world of primary politics—has produced more than its fair share of classics. But while the film is hardly a dud, it falls seriously short of greatness.

Gosling plays Stephen Myers, campaign press secretary for presidential candidate Governor Mike Morris (Clooney). Stephen is shrewd, but an idealist. He believes fully in Morris, who is a principled liberal in the manner of Barack Obama (although, as is often the case with Hollywood films about politics, Morris is way too liberal to actually win a general election: He’s a pacifist who also...

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