Evan Serpick's picture
April, 7th 2009

Transmodern Art

Saturday night, my sister and I went to the Transmodern Art Festival at the H&H building on Franklin St. I'll admit that, like most attendees (I think), I was drawn to the festival because Dan Deacon was scheduled to play Floristree (the performance space that occupies the top floor of the H&H Building) on Saturday night. It was to be one of the electro-innovator's first shows with a live band, featuring music from his excellent new album Bromst (read about the new live set on All the Pieces Matter here). As it turned out, we never did get to see Deacon play (though we did see him), but were amused nonetheless.

The second, fourth, and fifth floors of the building were filled with art installations that ranged from innovative and interesting to silly, but it was all good fun for a Saturday night. There were looped video screens of a woman making spastic dance motions, a live woman writhing on the floor while a few spectators stared and applauded, some truly excellent wall/floor sculptures, and a trippy installation in the building's air shaft (pictured). There were lots of roaming performance artists doing everything from insisting you put on a name tag (my sister refused, much to his chagrin) to asking passers-by to grope fake animal mammaries. Best of all, there was a large room set up to be a human foosball table. Genius.

Overall, It was kinda like a carnival funhouse. My sister, a relatively established painter (see her work here) said it reminded her of art school, which, of course, makes sense since many of the artists are students or recent grads from MICA, UMBC, and other local schools. In any case, it's nice to be reminded that there is lots of energy committed to making and seeing creative expression in Baltimore.

Floristree, on the 6th floor, was packed and running very, very late. When we walked in around 11:30, the first band on the bill, Future Islands, was just getting started. When they finished, there was a long wait for the next, Teeth Mountain. Wandering around, I ran into Jason Urick, one of the residents of Floristree (6 people live there, ya know), who was stressing about the crowd and mentioned that the police had been by twice that night. The space seems to occupy a legal gray area, in terms of zoning, but the proprietors never serve alcohol (or anything else—a dude gets thirsty!) and they tend to be very conscientious of their neighbors. Jason mentioned that it was probably a mistake for Deacon, who has achieved a pretty grand national reputation, to play there, but that Deacon really wants to feel like he can still pull it off.

We'll never know (at least first-hand) whether or not he did. After 45 minutes, Teeth Mountain was still setting up (there were some moderately disturbing video-loop projections in the interim, to keep the crowd entertained/scared), and we spotted Deacon lounging on a couch by the kitchen. It didn't look like he was planning on getting off of it anytime soon, so we split at 1:00 or so. I searched the blogs and was only able to find one determined blogger who managed to stick around for the show and his review was brief: "Dan Deacon took the house down. I can't wait to get the album so that I can actually process what it is I heard that night." I also found this blog from one of the artists in the show and even she couldn't stick around long enough for Deacon.

At 34, I'm pretty sure I was the oldest person in the building (except for my sister, 37), and maybe the only one who put his toddler to bed before going to the show, but it's nice to know the Transmodern and its ilk exist in Bmore. Maybe next time I'll have more stamina.

[photo courtesy of Zombie37, via flickr.com]

Jess Blumberg's picture
April, 7th 2009

Ooopening Day!

Though yesterday's Opening Day wasn't technically at night, I want to write about it to let you guys know that I'll be blogging various Orioles games throughout the season. As any of my friends, family, or coworkers can attest to, I've been an O's fan since, well, since I started having memories really. I went to games at Memorial Stadium when I was a wee one, saw Cal's record-breaking game in '95, and have been with them through thick and thin ever since.

Since we were playing the Yankees for the season opener, I had a feeling it would be crowded. But I apparently had no idea. I stopped by the Pickles/Sliders/Gino's area outside the stadium before going in and it was pure chaos. Not just regular Opening Day chaos, either. I think since the game time was 4:05 (and the rain pushed it to more like 4:30) people had plenty more time to drink. And the intermittent showers only made things crazier.

After getting out of the mosh pit-like atmosphere, I headed into the stadium and stood in the biggest line I've ever experienced to get in. There were plenty of Yankees fans, for sure (a New Yorker to my left was singing the praises of Camden Yards to his son), but Orioles pride was alive and well. People were donning the new, yet retro, Baltimore jerseys, while others were wringing out their bright orange ponchos when the sun finally decided to come out.

Once seated, it was clear that we were in a heavily filled Yankees section—we were sandwiched between two families rooting for the Pinstripes. The ceremonies were pretty much par for the course: razzing the opposing team, welcoming new players as they jog down the orange carpet, and "o"ing during the National Anthem. But the boos for Severna Park-native Mark Teixeira were definitely the most intense I think I've ever heard, and they didn't let up. Jim Hunter's voice went hoarse just trying to compensate. And I have to mention Vice President Joe Biden's great arm, as he threw out the first pitch well over the plate.

I'm not going to do a play-by-play of the game, there's plenty of places to read that. But I will tell you some things that stuck out to me. Jeremy Guthrie is still going to be our ace. Though the cold weather stiffed up his arm, he only allowed three earned runs and seven hits over six innings. The top of our order is full of rockstars. Brian Roberts and Adam Jones, the first two hitters, combined to go 6-for-7 with two RBIs, five runs, and three walks. Melvin Mora had an awesome, diving catch, making him look way younger than his 37 years. Our relief pitching is still shaky, with returning pitcher Chris Ray allowing a two-run homer. But our offense prevailed and newbie Cesar Izturis hit a two-run homer in the eighth.

As far as off the field, some new stuff this year was of course the locally written "How 'Bout Dem O's" song playing before game time and a bit on the jumbotron called "Be the DJ" where each player is asked to pick between three songs and whichever gets the most votes gets played ("Papa's Got a Brand New Bag" won yesterday). And we found out that we were part of the largest Opening Day crowd in Camden Yards history: 48,607. But don't worry, the crab shuffle, hot dog race, and John Denver are still all there.

It felt good to pound C.C. Sabathia and ultimately come out on top 10-5. It felt really good to unmercifully boo Teixeira (who went 0-for-4, by the way). But what felt awesome was really owning our stadium, which tends to get hijacked by Yankees or Red Sox fans when they come to town. Not yesterday. The idealism of a brand new season, and such a positive start, was enough to silence any loudmouth out-of-towner.

[Image: courtesy of me.]

11:29 am Comment Count Tags: family, orioles, sports
Jess Blumberg's picture
April, 3rd 2009

Fridays After Five

There's a lot to do this weekend in the way of music (see the Transmodern Festival and MSTRKRFT at Sonar), but we also want to highlight some events if you feel like keeping it more low-key:

Trying to ride the wave of last year's overwhelming success, Atomic Books is hosting Vinylmore 2: Tiny Town, where artists customize blank, vinyl toys (between 2.5" and 4" tall). The toy show opens tonight at 8 p.m. and runs until April 30, with about 60 artists participating. Atomic Books, 3620 Falls Road, 410-662-4444.

Photographer Amy Lamb will be showing her large scale floral photographs through June 28 at the Steven Scott Gallery in Fells Point. Lamb's detailed, yet whimsical photographs remind us of a modern-day Georgia O'Keefe. A reception in honor of her solo exhibition is being held at the gallery tonight from 6-8 p.m. Steven Scott Gallery, 808 S. Ann Street, 410-902-9300.

The Women's Law Center is sponsoring the Wine & Chocolate benefit at One Wellness Spa in Hampden. While enjoying sweet treats from Mary Sue Candies, Ma Petite Shoe, and Forbidden Fruits & Sweets, you can also bid on a silent auction and listen to special guest speaker Ms. Maybelle, a radio personality and domestic violence survivor. One Wellness Spa, 911 West 36th Street, 410-243-2040.

Come out and support a local arts institution. Apart of their "recession buster" series, The Senator Theatre is showing the Bob Fosse classic Cabaret starring Liza Minnelli and Michael York. Admission is only $5 and the movie will be shown Friday through Sunday. Show times are on the website. The Senator Theatre, 5904 York Road, 410-435-8338.

[Image: courtesy of flickr.com/photos/sugarfreak]

Evan Serpick's picture
April, 2nd 2009

24-Hour Party People?

Growing up in Baltimore, I remember discovering the night. Once we got our licenses and earned our parents' trust, my friends and I would roam from high-school parties to coffee shops to diners, feeling incredibly liberated by the idea that we didn't have to go home if we didn't want to. My favorite spots at the time (the early 90s) were Funk's Democratic Coffee Spot on Eastern Avenue and Steak and Egg in Pikesville. Neither joint served alcohol, but as with the dudes from Diner, those nights were more about spending long hours talking with your friends, growing up, and exploring adulthood and freedom from parental bondage. (And besides, the high-school parties usually had Coors Light or small doses of SoCo served in plastic cups.)

I moved to New York for college, where 24-hour life was the norm, and returned to Baltimore just last year to discover that, sadly, both Funk's and Steak and Egg are gone now. With two young kids, I don't stay out too late much anyway, but I'm curious to check out what late-night and 24-hour spots exist in the city these days.

This weekend I'm going to try and hit a few places and I'll report back on Monday. I plan on stopping by the after-hours Club 1722 in Station North (I figure drinking can be part of the equation at this point) and Michael Phelps' favorite, Pete's Grille on Greenmount Ave., which is open 24 hours, as is Sip and Bite in Canton. I know Papermoon Diner isn't open all night anymore, but we might stop there too.

I need suggestions: What are your favorite places to hang out at 2, 3, or 4 a.m.?

[photo courtesy of Michael (mx5tx)]

Jess Blumberg's picture
April, 2nd 2009

This is Spring?

Maybe I'm being a little wistful and all of this damp weather has me craving warm temperatures, but I wanted to do a roundup of the best places with outside seating to have a drink. So, you know, when it actually, eventually does get warm we can enjoy them:

Have a Resurrection Ale at...Annabel Lee Tavern. Starting this year, the beloved Edgar Allan Poe-themed tavern will introduce outside seating. This is a huge relief for regulars who are used to at least hour-long waits Thursday-Saturday evenings. Plus, this has to be the only place where you can (legally) enjoy this Abbey-style dubbel ale outside. Something tells me the outside tables will fill up just as fast.

Have a mojito at...Little Havana. Though this Cuban-inspired bar and restaurant has been facing some controversy as of late, you can still enjoy their waterfront deck for now. And nothing's more satisfying on a hot day than their mojito (rum, mint, lime juice, sugar, and soda water) over ice.

Have a margarita at...Arcos Restaurant. When a friend and I went first went to Arcos the week that it opened in 2005, we couldn't believe the back patio. The brick-paved space, complete with mesquite grill, made us feel like we were in a legitimate Mexican grotto. So when you're itching for a tequila-based drink, this is definitely the spot.

Have a pitcher of beer at...L.P. Steamers. This South Baltimore crab house is known just as much for its inexpensive, heavy crabs as for its rooftop deck. As you enjoy the ultimate combination of Maryland blue crabs and a pitcher of one of the domestics they have on tap, you can also take in a panoramic view of the city.

Have a daiquiri at...Woody's Rum Bar. This Caribbean-themed establishment on the third floor above Slainte is opening this weekend. While sipping a strawberry daiquiri or piña colada, you can look out onto busy Thames Street (always good for people watching) or take in a sunset over the Harbor (pictured).

Have sangria at...Tapas Teatro. This small plates restaurant that is a usual hangout for Charles Theatre patrons introduces something incredible Memorial Day weekend: their white sangria. A wine punch native to Spain and Portugal, sangria is typically made with red wine, but the white version can be very refreshing. Especially while sitting at one of their sidewalk tables watching the theater crowd go by.

Have a thai lemonade at...Three. You don't see this drink (made with coriander, lime, almond syrup, and ginger beer) on most menus in town. Traditionally it's nonalcoholic, but this version is mighty tricky. While sitting at one of the sidewalk tables looking across the street to the action in Patterson Park, you won't even realize how many of these crisp, cool drinks you're putting away. Until you stand up.

What's your favorite Baltimore restaurant/bar to sit and enjoy a cool one in the warm weather?

[Image: courtesy of woodysrumbar.com]

11:55 am Comment Count Tags: bars, restaurants
Jess Blumberg's picture
March, 31st 2009

Dance Fever

After spending the weekend in Brooklyn, New York, it got me thinking a lot about dance parties. Of course Brooklyn (Williamsburg, in particular) is one of the hipster capitals of the world so dance parties abound. And not just 80s-themed or house music events, but there are really creative, pretty much constant dances parties going on.

Now I know to compare the two areas is a little apples and oranges, but Baltimore does have quite the scene despite its small size. We do have our fair share of dance parties in the city. TaxLo is about to turn 7, which makes me feel old, and they've been doing some awesome things lately (see upcoming appearances by MSTRKRFT and Simian Mobile Disco). Of course there's also Reaction!, Dig, and 80s Night dance parties at The Sidebar, Joe Squared, and The Depot, respectively. Red Maple throws creative events together and has a decent schedule of dancing from Wednesday-Sunday (everything from Middle Eastern to neosoul). And I know there are probably tons of other spaces hosting dance parties pretty regularly, so feel free to let me know in the comments section.

I guess my biggest complaint, in general, is there doesn't seem to be enough variety in town. I mean how many times can I go to the same Prince vs. Madonna vs. Michael Jackson night? Don't get me wrong, it was awesome at first. I went to a couple, but there's only so many times you can dance to "Borderline" and "Billie Jean" in one night. And, to top it all off, one of my (and many others') favorite dance parties recently changed venues, which negates a lot of the charm, intimacy, and dirt-cheap drinks that I liked about the event in the first place.

I say the more dance parties in this town, the merrier. But I would love to see some more unique themes (90s, disco, Motown, big band, to name a few) in more intimate spaces than big music venues or warehouses. What do you guys think? Could Baltimore's dancing scene use some improvements or is it doing just fine?

[Image: courtesy of icanhascheezburger.com]

3:37 pm Comment Count Tags: bars, dancing
Amy Mulvihill's picture
March, 30th 2009

I'll take "Ways to Feel Smart While Drinking" for $400, Alex.

As you might guess, the editorial staff here at Baltimore is a pretty nerdy bunch. We all have our areas of expertise. For instance, if you want to know about sports or movies, you talk to Max. If you want to know about music, John Lewis and Evan Serpick are encyclopedic resources. For food, you can talk to Suzanne, and as for me, I'm a good source for Fleetwood Mac, Conan O'Brien, and celebrity birth date trivia. (Don't ask me why I can remember celebrity birthdays, I just can. I know. It's weird.) Like it or not, our brains are little more than repositories for trivia at this point. Can I remember to take a vitamin every morning? No. But do I know when Jennifer Aniston's birthday is? Yes. (February 11, 1969, fyi.)

But there are events where my cache of names, dates, and historical footnotes comes in handy. These wonderful occurrences are called trivia nights.

Now, Evan, Jess, and I have decided to publish a blog round up of what we consider the best trivia nights in town, but it could take a little while for that post to materialize. I mean, we do have lives, you know. Just kidding. We don't. But still, it's going to take a while for the three of us to get a working list of Baltimore's best trivia nights going. Feel free to recommend your favorites in the comment section though, and we'll check 'em out.

Until then, I feel it's my duty to inform you of a great new trivia tournament starting this Sunday at Todd Conner's pub in Fells Point. The tournament will run every Sunday for eight weeks testing general knowledge and will be hosted by Todd Conner's bartender extraordinaire Kate Higgins, who, we're told, makes the questions up herself.

Teams of up to 4 players can compete for nightly prizes (gift certificates, money off your bar tab, schwag, etc.) and a grand tournament prize of a $100 gift certificate to the upscale pub.

Good luck, nerds.

Jess Blumberg's picture
March, 30th 2009

Rock Steady

The Hold Steady

Last night I got back to Baltimore just in time to catch the free Hold Steady show at the Recher Theatre in Towson. If you didn't know before, you certainly would have realized immediately that the event was sponsored by Jack Daniel's. Outside the Recher, they laid out a red carpet and had velvet ropes lining the entrance way. The girls taking tickets were all donning Jack Daniel's hats and shirts, and there was even a raffle for a guitar emblazed with the famous whiskey's logo. And obviously the drink menu was all Jack, all the time (whiskey and ginger ale, lemonade, and Coke drinks were being served).

Tennessee transplants J-Roddy Walston and The Business started the show off and they definitely set the tone. Their raucous southern rock was amplified by their headbanging, high-energy stage presence. J-Roddy Walston turbulently pounded on his piano and his raspy voice dished out lyrics like, "I got this gun, and girl it don't miss." They closed with the crazy infectious "I Used to Did," leaving the crowd incredibly amped for The Hold Steady.

This was the first time I've ever seen The Hold Steady, but I've always liked their music. They're like the happy-go-lucky love child of Bruce Springsteen and Social Distortion. And their stage show did not disappoint. You could tell that they all were genuinely having a blast up there and feeding off the crowd's energy. Frontman Craig Finn was swaying all around, dragging the mic stand with him, and pointedly rattling off lyrics to the faces of his fans. On keys, Franz Nicolay (who almost had an Edgar Allan Poe look to him) never let up, encouraging hand claps from the audience and even breaking out an accordion for a few songs. The highlights for me were "Constructive Summer," "Chips Ahoy," "Sequestered in Memphis," "Hot Soft Light," and "Party Pit" (which caused the whiskey-filled crowd to repeat "Gonna walk around and drink some more, gonna walk around and drink").

All in all, the show and atmosphere were very high-energy and positive. It was definitely the most crowded (and diverse) I've seen Recher on a Sunday in, oh, ever. I guess in this economy, a free show (especially with this lineup) is just too good to pass up.

[Image: courtesy of theholdsteady.net]

3:57 pm Comment Count Tags: bars, concerts
Jess Blumberg's picture
March, 27th 2009

Fridays After Five

Monumental Road

I'm going to be in New York City this weekend, so I won't be able to enjoy Baltimore's nightlife. But I still wanted to let you know about some awesome things going on:

Artists Michael Owen and Alex Roulette are displaying new paintings at The Light in Mt. Vernon. Owen, known for his narrative murals around town, is displaying some of his large-scale figurative paintings, while Roulette's realistic works reflect adventure and travel in the West. The show runs until April 5, from 6-9 p.m. The Light, 1015 North Charles Street.

Even though this event is sold out, I still want to talk about it because it sounds amazing. The 1st Annual Beer, Cheese, & Chili Fest is being held this Saturday at the Clipper City Brewery. Besides the all-you-can-sample trifecta of beer, cheese, and chili, there will also be a behind-the-scenes tour of the brewery, cheese and beer pairing seminars, and live music. Can't wait until next year's! Clipper City Brewery, 4615 Hollins Ferry Road, Suite B., 410-247-7822.

Broke? No problem. You can still see The Hold Steady play a free show at The Recher Theatre, sponsored by (who else?) Jack Daniel's. The alcohol-induced, Springsteen-inspired headliner is being paired with the southern rock of Baltimore's own (but Tennessee transplanted) J-Roddy Walston and the Business. Tickets are free, but limited, and can be picked up at the Rec Room next door. Sadly whiskey does not come with. Recher Theatre, 512 York Road, 410-337-7178.

[Image: Alex Roulette's "Monumental Road," courtesy of alexroulette.blogspot.com.]

Jess Blumberg's picture
March, 25th 2009

Total Madness

March Madness on Demand

Despite the fact that we're totally bummed that Maryland and Morgan State are out of the NCAA tournament, we have to march (really bad pun, I know) ahead and still get drunk somewhere while we watch the sweet 16 and elite eight battle it out this weekend. Here are some great tournament deals and other NCAA-inspired events:

Always a good place to catch an Orioles or Ravens game, Camden Pub is also catering to the college basketball crowd. They're offering $3 Sam Adams drafts (both regular and white ale), as well as 1/2-off appetizers. Camden Pub, 647 W. Pratt Street, 410-547-1280.

For all of the remaining games up until the championship, Alexander's Tavern is offering 22-ounce Miller Lite drafts for $2 each. Plus, you get a Plinko chip with each Miller Lite, you so can go all The Price is Right during the game and win free T-shirts, food, or drinks. Alexander's Tavern, 710 S. Broadway, 410-522-0000.

You can get as rowdy as Maryland guard Greivis Vasquez with Padonia Station's deal during games. They offer a bucket of five Coors Light bottles for only $10. Padonia Station, 63 E. Padonia Road, Timonium, 410-252-8181.

Creativity is key at Baltimore Tap House because all month long they're running "Mustache Madness." It's pretty simple, anyone who comes in with a mustache (real or fake) and buys a domestic or an import, gets their second one for a penny. There are some ground rules, though: goatees don't count and ladies can definitely participate (just a hint: a helpful bartender told me they keep fake 'staches behind the bar in case patrons forget). The special ends March 31. Baltimore Tap House, 600 S. Potomac Street, 410-276-7553.

Join BARCS (Baltimore Animal Rescue & Care Shelter) at Mother's Federal Hill Grille on Saturday. You can watch some of the elite eight teams battle it out on Mother's 18 flat screen TVs. They promise fun, games, and an open bar and appetizers, all while raising money for animals. The event runs from 6-9 p.m. in the new "Mother's on the Alley" room. Tickets are $50 pre-sale and $60 at the door. Mother's Federal Hill Grille, 1113 S. Charles Street, 410-244-8686.

[Image: courtesy of cbssports.com.]

6:01 pm Comment Count Tags: bars, charity, sports
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