Oscars
Live, from Hater Nation! It’s the 84th Academy Awards (Or Why Billy Crystal Never Stood a Chance)
  So I checked in with Twitter to see how everyone thought Billy Crystal did. The consensus: He was horrible. “RIP Billy Crystal’s hosting abilities” –said @hipstermermaid “The biggest problem...
Have the Oscars Lost All Their Suspense?
  Six years ago, I went on WBAL radio and boldly announced that if Brokeback Mountain didn’t win the Academy Award, I would eat my shoe. Well, you know the rest: I was forced to blow 60 bucks on...
What The Artist Has in Common With Mitt Romney
  This year’s Oscar race has been a lot like the Republican primary. The nominees have been extremely divisive (with Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close being the Herman Cain of the bunch) and...